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  • MonpX
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 43
    #1

    christmas story

    well earlier today at my local mall, me and my friends bought about 120 condoms, and went around the mall, giving everyone a safe christmas.
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    • fusi0n
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 2158
      #2
      RE: christmas story

      You're not funny. Get out now.

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        • UWSTopGun
          Banned
          • Nov 2004
          • 668
          #3
          RE: christmas story

          That's a weak story, and it's super old and if you really did it, you wasted a lot of money for nothing.

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            • ThEclipse
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2004
              • 1641
              #4
              RE: christmas story

              YOU'RE 3 DAYS EARLY

              SORRY

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                • Rebirth0
                  FFR Originalbro
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8751
                  #5
                  RE: christmas story

                  Have a safe christmas, dumbass.

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                    • jewpinthethird
                      (The Fat's Sabobah)
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 11711
                      #6
                      RE: christmas story

                      You sir, are a comic genius. If I worked for ABC, I would hire you to write for a sitcom.

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                        • emccky
                          Banned
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 4811
                          #7
                          RE: christmas story

                          I sure do hope your joking jewp.

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                            • Tank101
                              I V vi iii IV I IV V
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2082
                              #8
                              RE: christmas story

                              I think he forgot to add sarcasm tags.

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                                • Bahamut-X
                                  FFR Player
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 3399
                                  #9
                                  Re: christmas story

                                  Originally posted by MonpX
                                  well earlier today at my local mall, me and my friends bought about 120 condoms, and went around the mall, giving everyone a safe christmas.
                                  N00b. That is retarded and not funny at all.

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                                    • emccky
                                      Banned
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 4811
                                      #10
                                      RE: Re: christmas story

                                      It was funny to them because their 12 year old minds just found out what a condom is.

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                                        • flypie743
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 3210
                                          #11
                                          Re: RE: Re: christmas story

                                          Originally posted by emccky
                                          It was funny to them because their 12 year old minds just found out what a condom is.
                                          Burnt.

                                          IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                                            • HansSky
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1925
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story

                                              wai....what's a condom??????
                                              hi

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                                                • Pooping_Panda
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 1773
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story

                                                  Originally posted by HansSky
                                                  wai....what's a condom??????
                                                  a magic dolphin

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                                                    • evilbutterfly
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 5784
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story

                                                      I used to think condom was an abbreviation for condominium. You guys must have spent a fortune on all that housing! =O
                                                      So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                                      In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                                      So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                                      And I write the blog for their website.

                                                      Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                                        • Varia
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1713
                                                          #15
                                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: christmas story

                                                          One time I woke up on Christmas morning, and realized I didn't care about the stupid, piece of garbage holiday. Then I ate some cereal, said hi to everyone and went back to sleep. Well, I forget whether it was go back to sleep or go on the computer and ignore everyone.

                                                          For presents, I gave everyone beef jerky. What did I get? A toy racecar. Those jerks. Jerky is the most awesome thing ever. How dare they give me a toy racecar. I am outraged to this very day.

                                                          I hope Santa is put into one of those torture hentais. You know, where like the guy comes in with a knife and stabs them in the heart and then does them and then a bunch of tentacles come out of his eyes and the tentacles eat santa. Then, because santa was eaten, the little pieces of Santa reform in the guy's womb and he gets pregnant. Then he has an abortion.

                                                          Christmas cheer all around.
                                                          GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL

                                                          ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL?

                                                          I THINK SO

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