I hate Christmas.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

The thing I hate about Christmas is the company. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMING OVER. GO AWAY. My parent are incredibly social people, so every free day we have they have like 9 people over with their kids who bother me. Then I have to come down and pretend I'm interested while my dad and his asshole friends talk about beer and football.

[Cenright]

SuicidalMuskrat: Usually you go to church for god. But if you are following something that used to be a pegan ritual, how can god approve of it?

[emccky]

faith.

[Moogy]

Um. No?

[talisman]

um.... pagan, not pegan.

and... there's nothing wrong giving stuff and getting stuff: the time of year might be rooted in saturnalia, but who cares? It's basically just blind trade.

[ddrking133]

The thing I hate about Christmas is the company. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMING OVER. GO AWAY. My parent are incredibly social people, so every free day we have they have like 9 people over with their kids who bother me. Then I have to come down and pretend I'm interested while my dad and his asshole friends talk about beer and football.

lmfao...true, so true

[zildjian133]

Catholics eat Jesus and drink his blood.

[GuidoHunter]

It's true.

Mmmmmm....Jesus....

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[JurseyRider734]

Christmas > All of you pessimists.

Go get no presents.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Go away Jursey.

[JurseyRider734]

Hmm...let me think about that. No.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Jursey : http://forums.christmas.com/jive/index.jsp

Have fun. I have taken the liberty of preregistering you.

Username:Jurseyrider
Passwordmasrockz

[dinnerroll]

I admire Jursey's spirit. I love Christmas...except for the company thing. My mom has a fucked up family. She's like the only stable one of her five sisters. The rest are all messed up.

[VegetaRobGT]

Re: I hate Christmas.

Well, kids, it's that time of year again. Time for every #$%$ in the United States to preach love and peace and define hypocrisy at the same time. Along with all of the hypocrites who really couldn't give a damn, there's also the religious fuckwads who think that Christmas actually has something to do with religion (it doesn't, as any history of Christmas will tell you) and have decided to pick this time of year to be particularly annoying. Then there are of course the people who take it upon themselves to act like fucking happy zombies, mindlessly smiling and performing acts of goodwill simply because "it's Christmas". If you're going to act like a moron, why don't you do it all year long, hypocrite?

Oh, and don't even get me started on the HORRIBLE music. All day long, that's all you hear on the radio. Christmas song after Christmas song, culminating in a horrible apocalypse of hideous noise that dares call itself music. Well, that's what I think will happen, anyway. Forget Exit Mundi's stuff - Christmas songs will destroy the earth.

Oh, and all of the asinine decorations. I don't want a goddamn tree in the living room, and I don't want stupid lights all over the house.

The only good things about it are presents and vacation. Everything else about Christmas can go to hell.

Who shares my sentiments?

DUDE- this %$&%# christmas music haunts me in my sleep... not to mention that jesus was born in the spring and that santa clause isa slave of the elves who wishes to die but he

!

[Squeek]

RE: Re: I hate Christmas.

Here's a good one.

There's this sign on a local crappy church that always has this caption that changes about once a month. Everytime I pass by it (which isn't all that often), I find ways to misintepret it.

"What does it take for God to get your attention?"

Both people in the car instantly said "Money."

Anyway, onto the Christmas quote.

"X-Mas is Christmas without Christ. Don't X him out."

Which is hilarious because obviously these people don't know their roots.

X is Greek for Christ. (Christos, really, but this was the proper way of saying it at the time.)

~Squeek