Christmas Present -DO'S AND DONT'S-

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

Well... the title basically explains the whole idea of the thread. I'm workin on a small article for the school newspaper and I'd really appreciate some help. I need you guys to help me make a list of things that you should NEVER give someone for christmas, or something that you definitely SHOULD. I wanna make this both creative and funny so I'd really appreciate some help

-HVAM.

[rdrew4]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Never give another man a thong..... (enough said?)

[flypie743]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

SHOULD: Odor of Prinny

SHOULDN'T: Like candy or something because Halloween just passed kind of...even though most of you people are probably done your candy =/

[justaguy]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

i need cable internet, and a little more money

that's what i'm getting i think

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

I need...funny...stuff...example (stuff I got with the help of Reach on msn):

DO's

-Buy your friends shirts 10 sizes smaller then what they should be..Because if the shirts turn out too big, they might get the impression that you think they're FAT.

-Buy an IB Diploma student a cup of coffee. Honestly, they'll really appreciate it. (you might not get this one...in-school joke)

DONT'S

-Buy your boyfriend or girl friend perfume or cologne, wouldn't want to give them the impression that you think they smell like a dumpster now would we?

etc..etc...I really need some help.

[flypie743]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

I need...funny...stuff...

SHOULD: Odor of Prinny

[evilbutterfly]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Should:

Sex (if dating for a while)

Should not:

Sex (if not dating for a while)

[emccky]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Don't give gift certificates to stores the person will never go to. Just give money, always works.

[CypherToorima]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Pie, because everybody loves pie

[JurseyRider734]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Stuffed animals, puppies, and horses.

Are DO's.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

-.-; i'm not talking about...actual do's and don'ts... i mean retarded do's and don'ts...as in...complete joke stuff...

[CypherToorima]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

Well, pie. it's food, it goes with the season. There's nothing wrong with pie

[ThEclipse]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

$1000 gift certificate to Lovers package

[emccky]

RE: Christmas Present -DO

give someone the intraweb. Wrap it nicely though.

[CypherToorima]

Re: RE: Christmas Present -DO

give someone the intraweb. Wrap it nicely though.

Yeah, because no one likes poorly wrapped interweb.