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  • GuidoHunter
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    • Oct 2003
    • 7371

    #1

    Google = God

    Okay, so Google comes around and starts one of the best search engines on the web. Then, they go and start the best email server I've ever seen. What do they do next?

    How about Google SMS (Short Message Service)? With this, you are able to do a (limited) Google search of the web, do Froogle price checks on things, get White and Yellow pages entries, get definitions for words, calculate a large number of things and even do unit conversions, and who knows what more they'll add? This was only implemented last Thursday. How do you do it? All you have to do is text message GOOGL (46645) from your cellphone with the query. It's ridiculous!

    Before my friends and I can get over one innovation, they come out with another. Yesterday they released a program which allows you to Google search your own computer for several types of documents, including Office documents, Outlook emails, IE files, and even AIM IM and chat conversations. They're also going to release updates for different browsers and more file types in the future, because this was only started yesterday. This is ridiculous, too!

    On Google's list of things to do: Make an awesome web browser. Step one (hiring a bunch of experts in browser design) is already done. No official word on it yet, but I have no doubt it will happen, becuase what Google wants, Google makes.

    God, I love them.

    --Guido


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  • lightdarkness
    Summer!!
    • Jul 2003
    • 11308

    #2
    Re: Google = God

    Originally posted by GuidoHunter
    On Google's list of things to do: Make an awesome web browser. Step one (hiring a bunch of experts in browser design) is already done. No official word on it yet, but I have no doubt it will happen, becuase what Google wants, Google makes.
    Google has denied making a browser.

    BUT!!!!



    Hmm... clever name for a non browser site.

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    • esupin
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 1756

      #3
      RE: Re: Google = God

      i think they're getting a little ahead of themselves.

      http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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      • Porgy
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2003
        • 218

        #4
        RE: Re: Google = God

        actually, they just recently went public so they are full powering they business which is just fine with me as i own stock in them now.
        I want fish tacos.....

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        • ImEric12
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2004
          • 1952

          #5
          RE: Re: Google = God

          The search of your own computer thing has ZOMGWTF privacy issues according to slashdot.. still cool, though.

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          • Porgy
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2003
            • 218

            #6
            RE: Re: Google = God

            it has about as much privacy issues as a virus sacanner does. You choose to run the system search.
            I want fish tacos.....

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            • Unit000
              FFR Player
              • May 2004
              • 45

              #7
              RE: Re: Google = God

              The owner of google is filthy fucking rich..curse him.
              Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I\'m gonna die all right!

              The United States of The Hives

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              • ImEric12
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 1952

                #8
                RE: Re: Google = God

                Curse him because he's rich? What, people who work hard shouldn't get rewarded for it? If you're angry at him, get off your ass and do something revolutionary.

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                • dinnerroll
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 283

                  #9
                  RE: Re: Google = God

                  or slowly buy stock and secretly but legally take over Google Corp a little bit at a time.

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                  • Anticrombie0909
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 4683

                    #10
                    Re: RE: Re: Google = God

                    Originally posted by Unit000
                    The owner of google is filthy #$#ing rich..curse him.
                    The owners of Google got rich by producing a kickass, top of the line product that everybody loved without ads, subscription or registration, provided it for free for over 5 years, still provides it for free, and is just now getting what they deserve. They earned every cent of their money.

                    Unlike another certain unnamed...individual that has a stranglehold on a certain area of electronics and monopolizes every area of the industry that he can, just to avoid competition.

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                    • emccky
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4811

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: Google = God

                      google is ok.. i like gmail.

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                      • Unit000
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2004
                        • 45

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: Google = God

                        Ok..A) I never said that they didn't deserve their money...
                        B) Bill Gates needs to die. Apple owns him.
                        Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I\'m gonna die all right!

                        The United States of The Hives

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                        • sleeplessdragn
                          ~Bang that beat Harder~
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2321

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: Google = God

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                          • lightdarkness
                            Summer!!
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 11308

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: Google = God

                            I really think google is trying to take over the internet

                            /. is reporting they want to start a IM service

                            soon the internet will be called the googlenet

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                            • emccky
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 4811

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: Google = God

                              google is just a search engine, not a fucking world power. they need to realize that.

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