Maddox

[zildjian133]

What do you think about Maddox? Patriot or pussy? If you don't know who Maddox is check this website out: http://maddox.xmission.com/

Anyways I think he's pretty funny even though he's a lazy bastard and it takes him months now to write something...

[GuidoHunter]

Uh-oh, I smell an "Everyone already knows about this" coming on....

Anyway, I love maddox. Anyone who can call Christopher Reeve an asshole is a great man. And lazy bastard nothing. Work full time and school part time doesn't leave much room for sitting down and writing a page full of awesomeness.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[zildjian133]

Yeah but he used to turn out an article twice a month now its one everyone two months... And what do you mean "Everyone already knows about this"?

[User6773]

Maddox = sucks. Just because you're angry doesn't make you funny. Lewis Black knows how to be funny-angry. Maddox doesn't.

[GuidoHunter]

He's not angry, he's just cynical. Very clever with the words, too. His humor comes from belittling everyone else.

Lewis Black is okay, but he's certainly angry. Very different from Maddox.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Omeganitros]

Pretty much what Guido said.

"Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering vagina."

Makes me laugh my ass off every time.

[GuidoHunter]

"I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete."

"Every Lexmark printer I've ever used has been a piece of shit. One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing, assholes."

"The only way I'd be "pro choice" is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80. I was at this mall the other day watching some shitty documentary when I came out of the theater and saw old people dancing to country music in the courtyard. I couldn't remember the last time I saw a group of people begging this hard to be aborted."

"After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less."

I can't help but cry with laughter after reading his hate mails. Honestly, though, aborting eighty year olds has to be the funnies idea I've ever heard.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Privateer]

He's not lazy...he doesn't have to type out his ideas on certain subjects for you to see how right he is...

Yes, he's awesome.

[Kilgamayan]

Maddox updated his Christopher Reeve page again with hate mail.

I'm amazed people can be so stupid. -_-

[hydrojakep]

<3 maddox.

[zildjian133]

The first article of his that I read was the I am Better Than Your Kids one and I laughed so hard I almost cried. That was the funniest thing I ever witnessed.

[JurseyRider734]

I have to confess, i've never really read Maddox before today. I just spent 30 minutes ready a few of the articles, and I laughed. I love this guy, he's great.

[BluE_MeaniE]

He is an asshole!

Complete and utter bull-plop.
He hates everyone. And it's so annoying--I can't take it.

[jewpinthethird]

His humor is also very sarcastic.

"WHALES ARE DRINKING ALL OUR WATER AND EATTING OUR SAILORS."

[CypherToorima]

<3 maddox.

"All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:
GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.

I know there are SOME out there that do.. the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small, if not non-existant. However, I won't consider this possibility at this time.

Almost every guy that goes to a club goes there for one reason: ass. More often than not, they get it. Way to go champ, you got laid, now wipe off the disease and try your luck again. That's all they want and girls aren't so stupid as to not realize this, but they want to make it sound like they're perpetual victims that can't find the elusive "nice guy." Why don't you actually TRY LOOKING for one, you moron? That's like a guy trying to find a "nice girl" by cruising the streets downtown. You tread the grounds of prostitutes, so don't complain that all you have to show for it is a yield of whores. I'm so sick and tired of girls giving the false impression that they want a nice guy; this is only true for women in their 30's that have already spent a decade getting their brains screwed out and now they're finally pulling their heads out of their ass and they're looking for a decent guy to settle down with. It's not going to happen moron, you blew your chance. I see girls fall for bad guys every day. I see girls abused, cheated on and insulted in public ALL THE TIME. What the hell is wrong with them? They think that there's something wild and untamable about bad guys that's attractive? WAKE UP. WAKE UP. You're getting abused, hurt, murdered and taken advantage of. Holy shit, how can people be so stupid? Is there no end to the barrel of stupid they drink from?