ok, so theres this little boy in class writing a note to this girl. His name is Jimmy. Jimmy gives the note to the little girl and she screams, getting the attention of the teacher. The teacher asks whats wrong and the little girl shows her the letter and the teacher screams. The teacher sends little Jimmy down to the principals office and the principle says, "Jimmy your such a wonderful student, you've always had good grades, perfect attendance, and never misbehaved. Now what brings you here to my office?" Jimmy responded "Well you see i wrote this letter to this girl and she screamed then the teacher came over, read the note and then she screamed, and now I'm here." The principal said "Jimmy, what was in that note that was so bad?" Jimmy says "Well, it was something about Blue Lagoons." Right after Jimmy said that the principal expelled little Jimmy from school. So he goes home. His mom is very mad and wants to know why he got expelled from school. So Jimmy says "Well you see i wrote this letter to this girl and she screamed then the teacher came over, read the note and then she screamed, I went to the principals office, told him what was in the note and now im here." The mother said "Well Jimmy, what was in that note that was so bad?" Jimmy said "I can't tell you what was in that note." The mother started to cry and said you go to your room, wait for your father to get home, and you will have no dinner tonight. So Jimmy is sitting in his room, and in walks his dad. His dad demands that he tells him what was in the note. Jimmy replies " Well, it had to do with Blue Lagoons." The father was so furious that he just disowned Jimmy. So Jimmy is out on the streets now. So hes walking along.. mindin his own business and is very upset about the whole situation. Then, up comes a police officer. The police officer says "Little boy, what are you doing on the streets at this time of night?" So Jimmy tells him the story, and he gets arrested. About a month later, he goes to his trial. Things are looking up for him, considering he is just a boy. But when the judge asks what was in that note and Jimmy said it had to do with Blue Lagoons, The Judge just immediately sentenced him to 60 years in prison, no parole. So Jimmy is in prison. Years go by, and he gets old and scraggaly. His beard is really long and nasty, and hes got a cane. 60 years pass, and he is set free. Walking along the street a little boy comes up to him and says, "Sir, why is your beard so long and nasty?" Jimmy replies saying well I got into a lot of trouble when i was younger and now i'm like this." The little boy asks how he got in trouble, and Jimmy doesn't really want to tell him, considering every time he tells somebody the story he gets into more trouble. But the boy finally gets it out of him and he tells him the story. The little boy goes "well, the Blue Lagoon is right over there" pointing down the road a couple blocks. So Jimmy is walkin with his cane as fast as he can down the street. He wants to find out what exactly got him into so much trouble as a kid and ruined his life. So hes huffin and puffin his way down the street, and hes almost there. He goes to cross the street and BAM! gets hit by an 18 wheeler and is killed.
So, the moral of the story, Look both ways when crossing the streeet.
So, the moral of the story, Look both ways when crossing the streeet.
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