Mikhail Kalashnikov Does It Again

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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    Mikhail Kalashnikov Does It Again


    Kalashnikov raises a toast in London to launch his namesake vodka.

    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- The creator of one of the world's most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, has launched another weapon in Britain -- Kalashnikov vodka.

    Lt. Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47 after being shot by German soldiers during World War II, said Monday he wanted to continue "the good name" of his gun.

    "I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things," he told Reuters Television.

    "So we decided to create a vodka under my name. And we wanted that vodka to be better than anything made, up until now, in both Russia and England."

    The Kalashnikov rifle has become the weapon of choice for guerrillas and gangsters across the world. But Kalashnikov said his original intentions for the gun were purely patriotic.

    "I did not create the gun for international conflicts, I created it to protect the borders of my country," he said.

    "It is not my fault that it has been spread all over the world. It is its reliability and its simplicity that have taken it all over the world."

    Promoters of Kalashnikov vodka, which is 82 proof, say it is "made from grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St. Petersburg" and is best drunk with friends.



    Awww yeah.
  • dinnerroll
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 283

    #2
    RE: Mikhail Kalashnikov Does It Again

    Oh yeah!

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    • insomniakxz
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2003
      • 302

      #3
      RE: Mikhail Kalashnikov Does It Again

      Haha that's hilarious...I wonder what's next...

      K-mail?

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      • QreepyBORIS
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2003
        • 7454

        #4
        RE: Mikhail Kalashnikov Does It Again

        Heh, I read about this.

        What next? He's got guns and alcohol down....


        Well, there's not much else than that. I guess he could make his own special type of Meth.

        <3 Mikhail Kalashnikov and his Automat Kalashnikov- 1947.

        Signature subject to change.

        THE ZERRRRRG.

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