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  • Kilgamayan
    Super Scooter Happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2003
    • 6583
    #1

    Best. News. Ever.

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    I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.
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    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711
      #2
      RE: Best. News. Ever.

      Holy Sh*t dude. That guy is my new hero.

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        • Kefit
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 1517
          #3
          I heard this somewhere earlier today. I can't remember where, though. Probably LUE, or something.

          Hilarious event though. It makes me want to do the same thing at a random birthday party someday.


          Originally posted by seinno
          and also thank you everone for clearing it up for me I will try to start using my two hands iv tried quit a bit i put my left hand index and middle finger middle finger is on the up arrow index on on left arrow and right hand i use my index for the down button and middle for the right button does that seem weird?

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            • deltro300111
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2003
              • 1014
              #4
              http://shortnews.com

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                • linus
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2417
                  #5
                  The page you requested cannot be found......
                  gone.

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                    • zildjian133
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2003
                      • 1138
                      #6
                      same here linus

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                        • knuckles
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 140
                          #7
                          Someone want to tell us about the article besides it being fucking hilarious?

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                            • Kilgamayan
                              Super Scooter Happy
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6583
                              #8
                              Originally posted by The Chicago Sun-Times
                              'Vengeance' Visits Child's Birthday Party
                              Man Helps Himself To Cake

                              CHICAGO -- Vengeance may not be so sweet after all.

                              A 6-foot tall, 275-pound man crashed a children's birthday party earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in south suburban Oak Forest earlier this month.

                              When the owner of the home asked the bearded man who he was, the man replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." The man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it, according to the paper.

                              After the homeowner continued to question the man, he left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.

                              Police are still looking for the man and want to charge him with criminal trespass, according to the paper.
                              I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                                • Chrissi
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 3019
                                  #9
                                  Oh my O NOZ LOOK OUT ITS BATMAN!!! HES COMING FOR OUR CAKE LOLOLOL
                                  C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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                                    • User6773
                                      #10
                                      "So, what are you guys in here for?"
                                      "Rape."
                                      "Aggravated robbery."
                                      "Muggings."
                                      "Impersonating Batman and stealing cake?"

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                                        • ImEric12
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1952
                                          #11
                                          HAAHHAHAHA THAT WINS!


                                          That's soo awesome, that'll totally be me when I grow up.

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                                            • QreepyBORIS
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 7454
                                              #12
                                              I was gona post that here, but I never got around to it, or finding out who posted it on Arch0wl so I could credit them :P.

                                              I loved it.

                                              Signature subject to change.

                                              THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                                • Reach
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 7471
                                                  #13
                                                  rofl

                                                  now that takes the cake.

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