Ok, I was at my friends house using his SN and talking to this kid. Hes in my school and we know each other in real life. Hes a stupid retard and I know i'll probably get flamed but what the hell. It's so obvious that he doesn't know these words in real life and he copied this from some site or forum. This doesn't apply to me at all. Just read my 10 things i said to him to prove that he copied this.
edster45: What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo-liberal bum. People like you are the reason cults exist. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you emaciated fuck. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
upBeat432: www.dictionary.com
upBeat432: look up
upBeat432: pissant
upBeat432: that was brett
upBeat432: steves coming
edster45: ok
edster45: and i dont think the dictionary comment was funny
upBeat432: pissant doesnt mean ant
upBeat432: just so you know
upBeat432: anyways
upBeat432: this is steve now
upBeat432: 1. Fugly is my word
upBeat432: 2.
upBeat432: Im not a liberal
upBeat432: 3. I fucking hate liberals like michael moore.
edster45: thats the insult dumbass!
upBeat432: 4. It's not fun to make fun of people with a skin disease
upBeat432: 5. I can't vote
edster45: aka u
upBeat432: 6. I'm not old enough for a job
upBeat432: 7. Your the one who smells
edster45: o sorry its just you look like youve been held back so many times i thought you could
upBeat432: 8. I don't wear a suit
upBeat432: 9. I'm not a leach
upBeat432: and finally
upBeat432: 10. Don't google search for insults that suck and don't apply to me in any way possible
upBeat432: also
upBeat432: You are to stupid
upBeat432: to think this up
edster45: i didnt google that you ass
upBeat432: I'm sorry but you're a retarded ***
edster45: What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo-liberal bum. People like you are the reason cults exist. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you emaciated fuck. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
upBeat432: www.dictionary.com
upBeat432: look up
upBeat432: pissant
upBeat432: that was brett
upBeat432: steves coming
edster45: ok
edster45: and i dont think the dictionary comment was funny
upBeat432: pissant doesnt mean ant
upBeat432: just so you know
upBeat432: anyways
upBeat432: this is steve now
upBeat432: 1. Fugly is my word
upBeat432: 2.
upBeat432: Im not a liberal
upBeat432: 3. I fucking hate liberals like michael moore.
edster45: thats the insult dumbass!
upBeat432: 4. It's not fun to make fun of people with a skin disease
upBeat432: 5. I can't vote
edster45: aka u
upBeat432: 6. I'm not old enough for a job
upBeat432: 7. Your the one who smells
edster45: o sorry its just you look like youve been held back so many times i thought you could
upBeat432: 8. I don't wear a suit
upBeat432: 9. I'm not a leach
upBeat432: and finally
upBeat432: 10. Don't google search for insults that suck and don't apply to me in any way possible
upBeat432: also
upBeat432: You are to stupid
upBeat432: to think this up
edster45: i didnt google that you ass
upBeat432: I'm sorry but you're a retarded ***
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