Uwe Boll Does It AGAIN

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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    Uwe Boll Does It AGAIN



    Was that not the shittiest trailer you have ever seen? Do you think you could endure two hours of that?

    Oh, but it gets worse.




    BG Uwe Boll. BG.
  • lightdarkness
    Summer!!
    • Jul 2003
    • 11308

    #2
    Was the monster made by an 8 year old?

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    • LEGO
      Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 994

      #3
      The cowboy boots don't have spurs on them. -4 points

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      • jewpinthethird
        (The Fat's Sabobah)
        FFR Music Producer
        • Nov 2002
        • 11711

        #4
        Originally posted by LEGO
        The cowboy boots don't have spurs on them. -4 points
        Agreed. -4 points to the boots. Lego +4 points for pointing that out.

        Though I give the trailer +21 points for the old guy getting stabbed. I watched that part 15 times. "DONT OPEN THAT DOOR...Stab" haha, I might go see the movie just for that scene.

        But the rest of the trailer got -93 points for being a stupid.

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        • LEGO
          Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 994

          #5
          Yeah, I know. It kept changing focus. And tehn that part with the lasers shooting out of machine guns? huh?

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            The old guy was the second best part.

            The best part was when, for no reason in particular, a random showing of crates in the middle of a gunfight.

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #7
              Naw, the old guy wins...look at him! BAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCKER! TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THE DAMN DOOR BITCH!

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              • Tasuke
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2003
                • 1671

                #8
                Does anyone else notice that the way the guy
                threw the knife and the way that it hit the old man
                don't match???? THen there's no blood...
                Plus the old guy starts groping himself afterwards
                and the boxes in the fight seen were great
                you could hardly tell when they went out of character

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                • QreepyBORIS
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 7454

                  #9
                  Is it supposed to have no sound?
                  EDIT: Nevermind. I had the speaker input in the wrong hole.

                  EDIT 2: Those gun effect were the worst I've seen since Area 51. Actually, it's worse than THAT.

                  Man, I HAVE to see this movie.

                  Signature subject to change.

                  THE ZERRRRRG.

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                  • Yanah_God
                    Banned
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1330

                    #10
                    I wonder if they have ever heard of a little thing called flashlights.

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                    • Anticrombie0909
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 4683

                      #11
                      Please tell me he's not really making a far cry movie.

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                      • punkrockdabomb
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 51

                        #12
                        i liked it it was funny though i think it was made to be a horror film
                        HOOKED ON PHONICS?!!!!!!!!
                        I WOULD RATHER BE HOOKED ON CRACK!

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                        • Omeganitros
                          auauauau
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 8897

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                          Please tell me he's not really making a far cry movie.
                          That's why I'm not an atheist. I'm praying to God right now that Uwe Boll gets struck with lightning.

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                          • TACODUDE
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 394

                            #14
                            NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            ZOMG I\'M BAK GUYZ LOL

                            I LOVE POKEMON! LOL

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                            • FishFishRevolution
                              GotR Creator
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 7251

                              #15
                              That was the best trailer I've ever seen in my life.

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