The DOOM Comic

[User6773]

Hilariously awful. Who wrote that dialogue?

"RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!"

It's not even coherent English...the characters in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest make more sense than him.

Good stuff, Omeganitros.

[Moogy]

http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ for more info about it.

The great minds behind the comic include names like Michael 'Splatter' Stewart, Steve 'Body Bag' Behling, Tom 'Gallows' Grindberg and Edd 'Dead' Fear. The comic actually has two authors, which makes it all the more puzzling because I can't for the life of me comprehend how this work could possibly require two minds. Still, I supposed when you're working on something this awful you probably want to take a breather every few seconds to keep your brain from exploding.

[User6773]

"So, we've been paid to make a comic based on Doom. Doom's a video game where you get guns and shoot creatures. How are we going to make a plot revolve around this?"
"Okay, so we have a guy who likes guns, right?"
"Right."
"And he shoots creatures."
"Right."
"And he gets bigger and bigger guns and shoots more creatures until he gets the biggest gun and shoots the biggest creature."
"Don't we need dialogue?"
"With a story this great, the dialogue will practically write itself."

[insomniakxz]

It's almost like chardish was in the room when they thought up ideas for the comic!