Grammer and proper usage 101

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  • ddrking133
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 584

    #1

    Grammer and proper usage 101

    Welcome to my grammer and proper usage class. I will teach you all how to use words in sentences, and the correct ways to say them. Please get a pencil and piece of paper and take notes.

    Today we will learn about the word "fuckk"

    In language, "_fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John _fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was _fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a _fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a _fuck), an adverb (Mary is _fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific _fuck).

    1. Greetings "How the _fuck are ya?"
    2. Fraud "I got _fucked by the car dealer."
    3. Resignation "Oh, _fuck it!"
    4. Trouble "I guess I'm _fucked now."
    5. Aggression "_FUCK YOU!"
    6. Disgust "_Fuck me."
    7. Confusion "What the _fuck.......?"
    8. Difficulty "I don't understand this _fucking shit!"
    9. Despair "_Fucked again..."
    10. Pleasure "I couldn't be _fucking happier."
    11. Displeasure "What the _fuck is going on here?"
    12. Lost "Where the _fuck are we."
    13. Disbelief "UN-BE-_FUCKING-LIEVABLE!"
    14. Retaliation "Up your _fucking ass!"
    15. Denial "I didn't -fucking do it."
    16. Perplexity "I know_ _fuck all about it."
    17. Apathy "Who really gives a _fuck, anyhow?"
    18. Suspicion "Who the _fuck are you?"
    19. Panic "Let's get the _fuck out of here."
    20. Disbelief "How the _fuck did you do that?"
    21. Directions "_Fuck off."

    It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a _fucking asshole."
    It can be used to tell time- "It's five _fucking thirty."
    It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this _fucking job?"
    It can be maternal- "_Mother_fucker."
    It can be political- "_Fuck Dan Quayle!"


    Thank you class. Now go study.
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  • evilbutterfly
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 5784

    #2
    Fuck you
    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
    And I write the blog for their website.

    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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    • LEGO
      Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 994

      #3
      LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING TOPIC TITLE

      YOU CAN'T FUCKING SPELL THE WORD GRAMMAR

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      • flypie743
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2004
        • 3210

        #4
        Ha ha good find LEGO.

        IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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        • QreepyBORIS
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2003
          • 7454

          #5
          It's like you took it from a bit by George Carlin! Original!


          And learn how to bypass the filters. And make your sig smaller.


          And seriously, listen to LEGO. Because LEGO can spell "Grammar" right.

          Signature subject to change.

          THE ZERRRRRG.

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          • LEGO
            Banned
            • Apr 2003
            • 994

            #6
            Woo woo goes the train, bitch.

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            • Lupin_the_3rd
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 2665

              #7
              I would like this topic better if it was non-existant

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              • evilbutterfly
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2003
                • 5784

                #8
                I'd like if somebody could at least it.
                So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                And I write the blog for their website.

                Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                • LEGO
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 994

                  #9
                  I'd like it if you just realized that your hair is totally lame.

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                  • evilbutterfly
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 5784

                    #10
                    Originally posted by evilbutterfly
                    Fuck you
                    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                    And I write the blog for their website.

                    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                    • Afrobean
                      Admiral in the Red Army
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 13262

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LEGO
                      I'd like it if you just realized that your hair is totally lame.
                      I'd kill for "lame" hair like that.

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                      • LEGO
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 994

                        #12
                        Whoa there buddy, just offering some guidance so that you can escape the puerile realm that it appears you currently dwell in.

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                        • QreepyBORIS
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 7454

                          #13
                          I don't think that is his hair, anyways.

                          Signature subject to change.

                          THE ZERRRRRG.

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                          • LEGO
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 994

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Afrobean
                            Originally posted by LEGO
                            I'd like it if you just realized that your hair is totally lame.
                            I'd kill for "lame" hair like that.
                            Kill what?

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                            • Omeganitros
                              auauauau
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 8897

                              #15
                              The hair. (This is fun, getting gay threads locked.)

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