Today I learned to never ever ever ever ever ever ever underestimate the destructive powers of a single child.
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Oh please don't ever underestimate a child. They are like Satan in a mini box.
Today I learned that chocolate and onions just don't mix.SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...
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Today I learned that dentists know if you're lying about how you take care of your teeth.Comment
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Today I learned no one wants to go back to my girlfriend's house with me and my girlfriend..Comment
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Today I learned a new move in SC2 at the arcade for Voldo.Comment
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Today I learned that when you attach jumper cables from a car battery to your tongue, you wake up the next day in the ICU of your local hospital.Comment
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Today I learned not to make Mac&Cheese without talking to mom. It could be used as a side of dinner.
"I'd burn alive to keep you warm"
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Today I learned that an Umbrella Cockatoo is smart enough to pretend to be nice until your guard is down, and THEN he will rip up your favorite things. (All of them in an incredible 3 minutes)Comment
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Today I also learned that Cenright's bird is the coolest bird ever.Comment
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I learned that it is difficult to open doors when your hands are full of meat and closing the door is even more difficult...almost made me spill my meat.Comment
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Today I realized how much I appreciate my Brookstone mightyMAX fan.
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Today I learned that the tears in my eyes made my world the color of blue.Comment
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Today I learned that Moogy is actually capable of not postwhoring.C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!Comment
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You can see the bird here if you want. He can look cute when he wants, but underneath, he is the most evil thing ever. That mind of his is just scary. It isn't a one track mind. It plans ahead, and he will even wait hours until he can find an oppurtunity.
And if you think the destructive powers of a little child are bad, you should watch our bird. Not only is he destructive, he also is efficient and planned.Comment
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Today I learned not to underestimate the incredible stupidity of really young teenagers in a large group, with only one adult and a few older teenagers watching them.
--Guido
Originally posted by GrandiagodComment
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