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  • Ghost_Medley
    D6.9 Prime Buttonhitter
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2013
    • 703

    #1

    Idle thoughts

    You know those thoughts you have when you're doing something and your mind just wanders off in a million different directions? Here's a thread for that exact thing.

    You can call them shower thoughts, bedtime thoughts, or pointless epiphanies, but the meaning is the same: Statements or thoughts that seem to make no sense at first glance but you start to understand the more you think about it.

    To start the thread off, here are three thoughts I've had while working my shift at a grocery store:

    1. Sugar-free menthol cough drops are one of the least harmful medicines to become addicted to. (The average amount of menthol cough drops required to lethally overdose on menthol is 1900 cough drops in one sitting.)

    2. If dragon hoards are real, the most infamous dragons would be immeasurably wealthy. However, a corporation such as Amazon would still be wealthier than many dragons.

    3. Elmer Fudd likely could not naturally pronounce the word "curled" as "cuwwed". It's more likely that it would come out sounding like "cuwled".
  • dadcop2
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2016
    • 229

    #2
    Re: Idle thoughts

    cia rave should be the industry standard alarm sound for carbon monoxide detectors

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    • Charu
      Snivy! Dohoho!
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Mar 2006
      • 6161

      #3
      Re: Idle thoughts

      I wonder how traffic will be today


      Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
      Charu the red-nosed Snivy
      Had a very shiny nose
      And if you ever saw it
      You could even say it glows

      All of the other Snivies
      Used to laugh and call him names
      They never let poor Charu
      Join in any Snivy games

      (Click the arrow to see the rest)


      Originally posted by Vendetta21
      All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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      • Moria
        Sylphid
        • Sep 2017
        • 533

        #4
        Re: Idle thoughts

        A space alien doesn't usually know he's a space alien

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        • Moria
          Sylphid
          • Sep 2017
          • 533

          #5
          Re: Idle thoughts

          It's kinda weird how "A part" is a union and "Apart" is a separation

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          • Charu
            Snivy! Dohoho!
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2006
            • 6161

            #6
            Re: Idle thoughts

            If spiders scuttle in our mouth when we sleep, then do they scuttle out?


            Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
            Charu the red-nosed Snivy
            Had a very shiny nose
            And if you ever saw it
            You could even say it glows

            All of the other Snivies
            Used to laugh and call him names
            They never let poor Charu
            Join in any Snivy games

            (Click the arrow to see the rest)


            Originally posted by Vendetta21
            All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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            • Moria
              Sylphid
              • Sep 2017
              • 533

              #7
              Re: Idle thoughts

              Consider that existence is simply light expressing time, without light there is no time. In a zero-point scale, anywhere is everywhere and the centre is the centre "no matter" where you are. Without light there is no time, and without time there is no knowing.

              What if your so-called free-will is just modulation of the inverse properties of light? Through the shadow of wave functions your true self is really just an infinite contradiction to the entropy of quantum mechanics?

              They say god is all things.
              They say tomorrow never comes.
              They say life is a circle.
              They say a lot of things..

              .. And as time grows older you learn to pay less attention to what people say and more attention to what people do.

              God is nonsense.
              The truth is nonsense, don't waste your life searching for it. Enjoy what you have, don't envy what you don't.
              Live and learn, love and hate. Be a human because humanity is beautiful, no matter what. I love you.

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              • Charu
                Snivy! Dohoho!
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Mar 2006
                • 6161

                #8
                Re: Idle thoughts

                Was that a shower thought?


                Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                Had a very shiny nose
                And if you ever saw it
                You could even say it glows

                All of the other Snivies
                Used to laugh and call him names
                They never let poor Charu
                Join in any Snivy games

                (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                Originally posted by Vendetta21
                All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                • Moria
                  Sylphid
                  • Sep 2017
                  • 533

                  #9
                  Re: Idle thoughts

                  oh cool

                  Originally posted by Charu
                  Was that a shower thought?
                  nah i dunno, i do that sometimes

                  it doesnt matter

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                  • MixMasterLar
                    Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 5224

                    #10
                    Re: Idle thoughts

                    Originally posted by Moria
                    It's kinda weird how "A part" is a union and "Apart" is a separation
                    This just f---ed me up
                    Last edited by MixMasterLar; 09-15-2018, 08:52 AM. Reason: Forgot I wasn't in the bin

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                    • Moria
                      Sylphid
                      • Sep 2017
                      • 533

                      #11
                      Re: Idle thoughts

                      looool thats funny cause it kinda unf---ed me up

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                      • dadcop2
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2016
                        • 229

                        #12
                        Re: Idle thoughts

                        Originally posted by Moria
                        Consider that existence is simply light expressing time, without light there is no time. In a zero-point scale, anywhere is everywhere and the centre is the centre "no matter" where you are. Without light there is no time, and without time there is no knowing.

                        What if your so-called free-will is just modulation of the inverse properties of light? Through the shadow of wave functions your true self is really just an infinite contradiction to the entropy of quantum mechanics?

                        They say god is all things.
                        They say tomorrow never comes.
                        They say life is a circle.
                        They say a lot of things..

                        .. And as time grows older you learn to pay less attention to what people say and more attention to what people do.

                        God is nonsense.
                        The truth is nonsense, don't waste your life searching for it. Enjoy what you have, don't envy what you don't.
                        Live and learn, love and hate. Be a human because humanity is beautiful, no matter what. I love you.
                        i stopped reading at "free-will" but i should've stopped earlier

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                        • Funnygurl555
                          T-Force's Rival
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 1865

                          #13
                          Re: Idle thoughts

                          My friend and I were talking about pooping and she was surprised when I said I can poop on command. She doesn't think it's normal and I think it is.

                          It's normal to poop on command right?
                          Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                          is funny eaman?
                          Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                          Originally posted by the sun fan
                          GET DUNKED FUNNY
                          (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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                          • MixMasterLar
                            Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 5224

                            #14
                            Re: Idle thoughts

                            uh, as opposed to shitting uncontrollably?

                            Yeah

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                            • Wayward Vagabond
                              Confirmed Heartbreaker
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 5866

                              #15
                              Re: Idle thoughts

                              Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                              My friend and I were talking about pooping and she was surprised when I said I can poop on command. She doesn't think it's normal and I think it is.

                              It's normal to poop on command right?
                              THIEF

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