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  • Pooping_Panda
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 1773

    #1

    Kissing

    ST. PAUL. Minn. (AP) -- A goodnight kiss turned into a man's nightmare when his girlfriend bit off part of his tongue.
    The 43-year-old woman told police she became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed -- and her reflex was to bite down.
    "I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, adding that she has been victimized by men in the past.
    The woman was arrested and could be charged Thursday in Ramsey County, investigators said.
    Her 47-year-old boyfriend walked with the woman from her home to a restaurant, where they called police around 3:10 a.m. He was treated at a hospital.
    Officers went to the woman's home to look for the tongue, but they couldn't find it.
    The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told police she doesn't remember what happened to the end of his tongue. Police estimate that it measured about 1.5 inches.
    She might have swallowed it, the woman said.
  • vashthestampede0987
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 2997

    #2
    ...wow some1 lock this now
    Omega owes me [1] omega favor
    I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


    Originally posted by Synthlight
    I hate myself.

    Cheers,

    Synthlight
    xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
    xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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    • Lupin_the_3rd
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2003
      • 2665

      #3
      shut up anticrombie

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      • Moogy
        嗚呼
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2003
        • 10303

        #4
        What's with all the stupid topics today, anyway?
        Plz visit my blog

        ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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        • evilbutterfly
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 5784

          #5
          Originally posted by Moogy
          What's with all the stupid topics today, anyway?
          I think because you slackened off with stupid crap everybody else is working together to fill the area devoid of idiocy
          So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

          In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

          So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
          And I write the blog for their website.

          Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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          • DJ_Analog
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2004
            • 36

            #6
            I did not need to hear that story
            Goats
            Mushrooms
            and
            Beans

            From these my son you will find the true meaning of life

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            • evilbutterfly
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2003
              • 5784

              #7
              Yeah, you didn't need to hear it, either.
              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
              And I write the blog for their website.

              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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              • Kenzya
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2004
                • 3411

                #8
                Even though you read it.

                One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                I'm Still Alive

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                • talisman
                  Resident Penguin
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • May 2003
                  • 4598

                  #9

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                  • djsmalls
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 735

                    #10
                    awwww poor man... now he cant taste sweets anymore

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                    • Arch0wl
                      Banned
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 6344

                      #11
                      guys stop postwhoring, this topic is fine.

                      seriously, I feel like I'm babysitting a lot of you -_-;

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                      • djsmalls
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 735

                        #12
                        lock fest!
                        :edit:
                        by the wat this topic isnt so bad anyway. It could turn into a serious discussion about what happened to this guys tongue...
                        also, this is very similar to the amanda show with the missing toe and such lol

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                        • Kamoa_Han_Senzui
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 1607

                          #13
                          Originally posted by djsmalls
                          this is very similar to the amanda show with the missing toe and such lol
                          Uh...sure. And anyways that's sick.
                          I left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM

                          SN = SickCatBodySpray

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                          • JurseyRider734
                            lil j the bad b-word
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 7506

                            #14
                            Babysitting.
                            Originally posted by Arch0wl
                            I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                            Originally posted by Afrobean
                            Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                            the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                            Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                            • dinnerroll
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 283

                              #15
                              the amanda show sucks

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