Who would win?

[-JiZ53-]

Re: Who would win?

No one here has mentioned anything about their political views.

-trump is too dumb for his own good.
he may not even know how to kill aperson
-Bernie may know how to kill but he would most likely show mercy.

it's a stalemate\


trump is only 5 years younger than bernie so age is not a factor here.
they're both brittle.

Whether donald loves to 'rip people apart' financially is useless here.
he doesn't have the capacity to even learn any fighting styles either

I'm sure bernie has done some studying on trump, so it's safe to say he knows donalds weaknesses.

like his increased aggression against things he fears,
notable by his outlash against his ex wife in 1989.
though donald may still have lots of anger, he does not have the same strength as before.

this fight is not brawn against brain,
or brawn v brawn.

it's a matter of wits. and it's clear that only one of these contenders has them.

i'd say whoever starts breathing heavy first loses.
a good ol solar plexus punch would end either of them.
i'm willing to say bernie is also faster as well

$25 on sanders

You are clearly letting your political bias show through in your evaluation of the two contenders. There is no evidence that Bernie is any more intelligent or mentally capable than Trump; your post is pure conjecture. Your assertion that bernie is faster is a vonjecture as well. "Wits" arent really a factor in this no weapons allowed fight to the death, it's more about strength and reflex. Neither of them are trained fighters, it's kill or be killed. Your definition of wit seems to be: "having political opinions that i agree with"... And how would "increased aggression" be a weakness in this contest? This is about brute strength and the urge to kill. Trump clearly has the edge over bernie.

[botchi246]

Re: Who would win?

why even post this thread if you are disrespecting people's opinion?

lock this dumbness

[Frank Munoz]

Re: Who would win?

Since when are wits a factor in a no weapons allowed fight to the death? Neither of them are trained fighters, it's kill or be killed. How would "increased aggression" be a weakness in this contest? This is about brute strength and the urge to kill. Trump clearly has the edge over bernie.

trump will trip over his untied shoes
bernie then goes in for the submission.

[-JiZ53-]

Re: Who would win?

why even post this thread if you are disrespecting people's opinion?

lock this dumbness

Huh? That's an ironic post if i ever saw one. You dont have to post in this thread or even view it. Get out

trump will trip over his untied shoes
bernie then goes in for the submission.

We cant really say exactly how it would go down, but we can look at both contestant's size and disposition. Trump plays golf a lot so we can assume he has at least a little bit of hand eye coordination. Bernie, i'm not so sure about. Sanders wears glasses and we dont know how bad his vision would be if his glasses were knocked off; he better be wearing contacts for the match. Really, trump would only have to sit on bernie and choke him out to win. Bernie is tiny compared to trump and i dont think he would have the strength to throw trump off.

[Frank Munoz]

Re: Who would win?

trump has no muscles cause he an alien.
you think that toupee is real?

no, is an alien.
from north venus

i mean, any educated highschool stoodents know about the toupee aliens.
only way alien would win is by adopting bernies bald spot instead.

but here's the twist, bernies bald spot is also alien.
from the planet kepler.

again, a battle of wits

[rzr]

Re: Who would win?

bahaha, got my money on trump, bernie might be the fanfav for votes, but he couldn't beat hillary in an arm wrestling match on gtav.

hillary's got more balls than all the other fools, and i still hate her

[-JiZ53-]

Re: Who would win?

Poll is closed. Trump won. Bernie is crying in the corner now

[PhantomPuppy]

Re: Who would win?

damn it, trump won. well, it is a fight to the death, so i spose.

[mrpreggers]

Re: Who would win?

white lives don't matter

[gold stinger]

Re: Who would win?

lol

rest in peace america

[-Tim-]

Re: Who would win?

cant stump the trump