The Bachelorette.

[Anticrombie0909]

OMGOMGOMG I WAN WIN BACHHCLOR CAUSE I GET TEH SECKS MMM SECKS WIT LIL'UNS

[ImEric12]

I enter under the false name of Julio Ivanov, the notorius Cubrussian.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

Holy Shit :O Talk about taking things a little bit to seriously...The whole thread is a joke really. But I'm gonna go on with it just for the hell of it. And for those of you questioning wether or not I've hit puberty yet, yes I have, im 13, will be 14 in september. I hit puberty at age 12 by the way :P And no I'm in no way whatsoever embarrassed to be talking about this...ANYWAYS.

Contestants so far:

1. Snapps
2. Anti
3. ImEric

I haven't a clue about all the other people who posted because all they said were "I would but I wouldn't" and such...confusing. >_<

[Snapps]

Its funny because I hit puberty when I was 11.

[Kenzya]

It's funny because no one cares.

[lightdarkness]

Sign me up!

i'm gonna win

[TACODUDE]

Nuh, uh! The Taco wins all! Sign me up now! You will all see the irresistible power of the Taco over women! Bwahahahaha!

[Sinjin]

Puberty is a around 7th grade for MOST people chardish. Sorry to burst your bubble

She's 13. That places her right around puberty age. And it takes a few years to complete.

CHARDISH: FIRST ERECTION, AGE 34.


Yeah, what the hell...count me in on this.

[Moogy]

Garlic Breath.

[fusi0n]

I took it as a not funny joke.

[Snapps]

K we have enough people. Lets get everything going.

We are gonna win who's heart?(hvam, that means post a pic) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[TACODUDE]

Nekkid.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

K fine then this'll be a small type of thing. contestants are....

1. Lightdarkness
2. Snapps
3. Anti
4. ImEric
5. TACODUDE
6. Sinjin

start sending away those messages, and I'll determine the top three. then we'll have another go at it. and i'll pick

AIM: Xv HoLiC vX
MSN: [email protected]

Or email at [email protected]

EDIT: whoops forgot to post a pic, well this is an old one but whatever...

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

Alrighty here's Sinjin's:

Xv HoLiC vX: K, so. Tell me why i should pick you out of everyone else, and show me how you can win my heart haha <3
Xv HoLiC vX: remember, you're fighting for this: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAChAvUU1NjyL7PbXPY7ryMpHg21qtjG7qpWmEKx7QbqJUWWZjJGEFYeoa8ZE3igMc*lWEGiBTROo9Iewl!l03MHfiPdpuKm1ek6YdIVAjg/karen1.jpg?dc=4675471673063098478
Xv HoLiC vX: it's not that great of a pic btw HAHAH
SinjinSaratin: Maybe I can win this with my mad skillz. How many guys have ever written a rap about you?
Xv HoLiC vX: none lol
Xv HoLiC vX: just tell me when your'e done haha keep going
SinjinSaratin: Oh, and you should pick me because I'm good at DDR, I like talking about feelings, and I'm huge romance fan.
SinjinSaratin: Plus, I will write you an essay titled "Why HVAM is awesome."
Xv HoLiC vX: lol aight keep goin
Xv HoLiC vX: win my heart <3333
SinjinSaratin: Well, if it were a choice between a fully loaded bemani arcade, complete with IIDX, Pop'n Music and DDR that was loaded in my basement, updated with all the latest versions and guaranteed never to break and you....
SinjinSaratin: I'd pick you.
Xv HoLiC vX: aww how sweet, cute, keep goin
SinjinSaratin: Hmm, let's see if this were like a real bachelorette show and I had to go out with you....we'd go to a really nice Italian resaurant, where the waiter will serve whatever is your favourite food (even if it's not Italian) and then....I will hire a really dramatic voice actor to read you my previously mentioned essay, titled "Why HVAM is awesome."
Xv HoLiC vX: who would this voice actor be
SinjinSaratin: Sean Connery. If you don't like the Scottish, then we'll go with William Shatner.
Xv HoLiC vX: hehe cute
SinjinSaratin: Yes you are...you are cuter than Boa now.
SinjinSaratin: Heh, this is fun.
Xv HoLiC vX: Oh Me > BoA? yay
Xv HoLiC vX: lol keep going or just tell me when you're done
SinjinSaratin: Well, after I've gone out with you and swept you away and treated you like my favourite girl in the whole world, we can die happy and then live together in heaven, where all the Bemani games are free and there's a new version every week. And I can be your cuddly-buddy and your doubles freestyle partner for DDR...and you won't look any different than you do now, because you're already the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
SinjinSaratin: Tell me that doesn't sound fun, LOL.
Xv HoLiC vX: Sounds fun =)
SinjinSaratin: Okay, I think that's all...there, that's my reason why you should pick me.
Xv HoLiC vX: lol k, posting.

EDIT: and here's Snapps'

Xv HoLiC vX: luvaboy haha jk.
Xv HoLiC vX: you doing it now?
Snapps50: I would be best candidate because i make cookies smell like chocolate
Snapps50: and taste
Snapps50: just
Snapps50: like
Snapps50: c
Snapps50: h
Snapps50: o
Snapps50: c
Snapps50: o
Snapps50: l
Snapps50: a
Snapps50: t
Xv HoLiC vX: lol ok...
Xv HoLiC vX: keep going
Xv HoLiC vX: tell me, why should I pick you out of everyone else
Xv HoLiC vX: how will you win my heart <3333 lol
Snapps50: e
Snapps50: i couldnt it wouldnt let me, lol
Snapps50: ok
Snapps50: now i can
Snapps50: I love DDR, I am not very good, maybe Bing Paranoia Dirty Mix is the best I can do, but I love SM

Snapps50: I have beat Revolutionary etude with a C
Snapps50: which is very hard
Snapps50: core
Snapps50: like me
Snapps50: hard core
Xv HoLiC vX: lol awsum, keep goin
Snapps50: i also have a metal pad w bar
Xv HoLiC vX: nice
Snapps50: you can use it for many things, if you know what i mean
Xv HoLiC vX: LOL
Snapps50: you are sweet
Snapps50: and you are very pretty, even though very old picture
Snapps50: and...
Snapps50: i can eat so much and never get fat
Snapps50: unlike LD
Snapps50: he is fat
Xv HoLiC vX: :O
Snapps50: :O
Snapps50: I am skinny
Snapps50: LD is cool, but not cool enough
Xv HoLiC vX: what makes you so cool lol
Snapps50: hmm
Snapps50: because i am teh sexah beast with no chest hair :O
Snapps50: and I have very good SM skills
Xv HoLiC vX: lol aighty
Xv HoLiC vX: anything else?
Snapps50: give me a question
Snapps50: and i will try to answer without being a lier
Snapps50:
Snapps50: lol
Xv HoLiC vX: For our first date, where would you take me?
Snapps50: jk
Snapps50: I would take you...
Snapps50: to the Movies to see what you would want to see
Snapps50: But remember, its only a first date
Snapps50: I cant rush these things, lol
Xv HoLiC vX: k...
Xv HoLiC vX: haha nice
Xv HoLiC vX: any more?
Snapps50: question?
Xv HoLiC vX: quit being so demandy
Xv HoLiC vX: -1 point
Xv HoLiC vX: *demanding
Snapps50: nono
Snapps50: i meant
Snapps50: do you have any more questions
Snapps50: question?
Snapps50: like that
Xv HoLiC vX: well i'm not supposed to ask you any questions ><
Xv HoLiC vX: you're just supposed to come up and tell me why you're the best
Snapps50: oh,, woops
Xv HoLiC vX: questions are for finalists :P
Snapps50: K, sorry
Snapps50: Guess thats all
Snapps50: I like lays chips
Snapps50: yeah
Snapps50: thats all
Xv HoLiC vX: haha ok

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

And here comes Lightdarkness...

LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
eye <3 you
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
haha
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
you wanna do it now? or wait til tomorrow to do the whole entry
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
?
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
ok
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
right now
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
Hey
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
Sexy
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
aight.
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
Why should i be the bachlooret?
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
because
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i cant spell
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
and im so damn sexy
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
and i can take care of you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i have a job
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i have 260 dollars in my pocket
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i give great oral
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
just seeing your picture made me go ***EDITED***
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:

~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
lol keep going
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
I can't stop thinking about you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
when i'
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
m with my girlfriend
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i think about you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
when im not with my girlfriend
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i think about you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
when im sleeping
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i dream about you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
when im talking to you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
im thinking about you
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
no duh LOl
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
you are the girl of my dreams
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i want to have your children
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
erm
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
O________O!
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i want to give you your childern
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
how many children do you intend on having?
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
ill give you sperm
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
however many you wont
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
want*
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
its not like my part is all that huge
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i just gotta have sex with you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
you have to have a kid come out of your vagina
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
HAH
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
WAIT
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
I MEAN
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
anything else
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
MY PART IS HUGE
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:

LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
I'VE GOT A HUGE PART
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
EVEN SMARTERCHILD THINKS SO
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:

LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
SmarterChild: i know u r huge!
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
hehe keep going, just tell me when you're done haha
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
how will you win my heart <333333333
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i wont be done until your mine
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i'll win your heart with my charm and money
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
lol people say money can't buy everything, take the con side
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
what do you think
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:

LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
thats right
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
i ask alot of questiosn btw
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
it cant buy everything
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
but.. i can fulfill all your dreams
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
because
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i would do anything for you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i wish you were my neighbor
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
so we could hang out every day
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
the house next door is actually forsale right now ROFL
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
OMG
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
ADDRESS'D
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
3116 fraser place? keke
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
k
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
that's the adress of the house for sale
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
I have to get some sleep, but when im sleeping, i will be thinking of you
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i dont want to part with you
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
hah.
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i'm so sad
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
;(
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
;-(
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
omg *tear*
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:

~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
btw, yungyung likes hugs.
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
*hugs*
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
~e*hug~
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
hah
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
k done?
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
done
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
i'll miss you
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
lol good job.
~*. Yung Yung [ Shopping & DDR Tomorrow - Southland 1 PM - 4 PM ] says:
*posting*
LD - Finals Status: 7 out of 7 100% BABY! says:
thanks