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  • TheSaxRunner05
    The Doctor
    • Apr 2006
    • 6144
    #1

    The Gov Loves Viagra

    404 | Fox News
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/07/pentagon-spent-504816-on-viagra-last-year/


    And cue the jokes in 3 ...
    2 ...
    1 ...

    go!


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    • Riotpolice
      "Reach For The Stars"
      • Nov 2010
      • 1921
      #2
      Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

      Pentagon needs its erectile dysfunction drugs man...





      EDIT: Pentagon mustn't have it's fair share of sexy women.
      Last edited by Riotpolice; 02-8-2015, 06:46 PM.
      Originally posted by hi19hi19
      Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

      Originally posted by m0de
      im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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        • FF_rules
          FF Veteran
          • May 2006
          • 668
          #3
          Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

          Due to inflation, one pill now costs $25.

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            • Xx{Fallen}xX
              Hugs 4 Hire
              • Feb 2008
              • 464
              #4
              Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

              Can't argue with cold hard facts.

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                • TheSaxRunner05
                  The Doctor
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 6144
                  #5
                  Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                  This finally proves what we all suspected, government officials are just a bunch of Stiffs.


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                    • Riotpolice
                      "Reach For The Stars"
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 1921
                      #6
                      Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                      That reminded me of that one quote from dossar.
                      Originally posted by hi19hi19
                      Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                      Originally posted by m0de
                      im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                        • choof
                          Banned
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 8563
                          #7
                          Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                          Originally posted by Riotpolice
                          That reminded me of that one quote from dossar.
                          most of dossar's pre-2013 post history is quotable as fuck so you're gonna have to be more specifica than that

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                            • andy-o24
                              Married Man
                              • May 2006
                              • 1525
                              #8
                              Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                              The dollar isn't the only thing inflating! Kill me.

                              -o24
                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                              When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                              Originally posted by Shashakiro
                              Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                                • Wayward Vagabond
                                  Confirmed Heartbreaker
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Jul 2012
                                  • 5866
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                                  guess you could say the government is really getting a hard on for cock pills

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                                    • gold stinger
                                      Signature Extraordinare~~
                                      Event Staff
                                      Game Manager
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      FFR Music Producer
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 6428
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                                      this makes me moist
                                      Originally posted by YoshL
                                      butts.



                                      - Tosh 2014






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                                        • FF_rules
                                          FF Veteran
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 668
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                                          Oh Fox News; still a shitty place to get news. Check the original article.
                                          Originally posted by The Washington Free Beacon
                                          Viagra is still covered by TRICARE, the military’s health insurance system, as well as “External vacuum appliances,” or penis pumps, “penile implants and testicular prostheses,” and hormone injections to treat Erectile Dysfunction.
                                          According to a Washington Free Beacon analysis, at $25 a pill, the amount of Viagra purchased by the Pentagon could have led to up to 80,770 hours, 33 minutes, and 36 seconds of sexual enhancement, assuming that no erection lasted more than the medically advised 4 hour maximum.
                                          There was much more juicy tidbits in the article to direct quote from (the math leads to 9+ years of boners; more boners than most people have been on this site.) Also pumps.
                                          Last edited by FF_rules; 02-9-2015, 03:49 AM.

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                                            • Red Blaster
                                              Bridge Burner
                                              • Jun 2011
                                              • 2040
                                              #12
                                              Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                                              Originally posted by choof
                                              most of dossar's pre-2013 post history is quotable as fuck so you're gonna have to be more specifica than that
                                              I think hi19 has it as his sig.
                                              Talks about being stiff
                                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                              edgelord Linkin Park adolescent angst music
                                              Originally posted by choof
                                              hey great contribution to the thread cucklord the exit's up in the top right of your screen, it's called "log out"
                                              Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                                              what's a milky christmas :O

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                                                • XelNya
                                                  [Nobody liked that.]
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Sep 2012
                                                  • 3368
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The Gov Loves Viagra

                                                  It's hard to come up with unique jokes about this.
                                                  Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun beep

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