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  • popsicle_3000
    Legendary Noob
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2005
    • 4641
    #1

    well then

    < Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
    < Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
    < Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
    < Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
    < Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
    < Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
    < Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
    < Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
    < Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
    < Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
    < Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
    < Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
    < Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
    < Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
    < Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
    < Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

    Originally posted by One Winged Angel
    39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
    Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
    one way to stream them all
    Originally posted by Xiz
    Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

    But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
    Originally posted by thesunfan
    replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
    Originally posted by reuben_tate
    Title: Popsicle Three

    Thousand the farthest
    He's gone in an official
    Whoop hip hip hooray!
    Originally posted by U.N. Owen
    kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

    @popsicle_3000:
    Danger incoming
    The popsicles are melting
    Three thousand of them
    Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
    you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

    dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
    friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
    dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
    friend: hey bro can i tell you something
    dynam0 yeah man whats up?
    friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
    dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
    friend: thanks man
    dynam0: no problem man
    Originally posted by One Winged Angel
    pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
    Originally posted by Xiz
    Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.
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    • popsicle_3000
      Legendary Noob
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2005
      • 4641
      #2
      Re: well then

      <Montana> yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
      <Dauntless> ... LOL
      <Montana> omg here we go
      <Dauntless> Can you say bash.org?
      <Montana> why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
      <Montana> Screw this
      <Montana> If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
      <Montana> MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
      <Montana> OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
      <Montana> I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
      <Montana> ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
      <Montana> Now for the topic of sex:
      <Montana> I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
      <Montana> Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
      <Montana> Hmm
      <Montana> I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
      <Montana> OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.
      <Montana> </end rant>
      <Montana> Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
      <Dauntless> o_o

      Originally posted by One Winged Angel
      39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
      one way to stream them all
      Originally posted by Xiz
      Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

      But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
      Originally posted by thesunfan
      replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
      Originally posted by reuben_tate
      Title: Popsicle Three

      Thousand the farthest
      He's gone in an official
      Whoop hip hip hooray!
      Originally posted by U.N. Owen
      kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

      @popsicle_3000:
      Danger incoming
      The popsicles are melting
      Three thousand of them
      Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
      you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

      dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
      friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
      dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
      friend: hey bro can i tell you something
      dynam0 yeah man whats up?
      friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
      dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
      friend: thanks man
      dynam0: no problem man
      Originally posted by One Winged Angel
      pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
      Originally posted by Xiz
      Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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        • popsicle_3000
          Legendary Noob
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Sep 2005
          • 4641
          #3
          Re: well then

          <%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
          <%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
          <%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
          <%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"
          <%wgluv2hunt> That's all I remember.

          Originally posted by One Winged Angel
          39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
          Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
          one way to stream them all
          Originally posted by Xiz
          Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

          But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
          Originally posted by thesunfan
          replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
          Originally posted by reuben_tate
          Title: Popsicle Three

          Thousand the farthest
          He's gone in an official
          Whoop hip hip hooray!
          Originally posted by U.N. Owen
          kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

          @popsicle_3000:
          Danger incoming
          The popsicles are melting
          Three thousand of them
          Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
          you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

          dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
          friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
          dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
          friend: hey bro can i tell you something
          dynam0 yeah man whats up?
          friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
          dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
          friend: thanks man
          dynam0: no problem man
          Originally posted by One Winged Angel
          pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
          Originally posted by Xiz
          Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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            • Vendetta21
              Sectional Moderator
              Sectional Moderator
              • Aug 2006
              • 2745
              #4
              Re: well then

              *stands up in the audience, begins clapping slowly..... the claps get louder and louder and erupt into a roar, everyone is standing up and clapping*

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                • gold stinger
                  Signature Extraordinare~~
                  Event Staff
                  Game Manager
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 6428
                  #5
                  Re: well then

                  but have I told you the story about the dinoghetti? ; )

                  edit: here u go, tru story

                  SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WITH THE DINOGHETTI - Pastebin.com
                  http://pastebin.com/sZgn96hd
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                  Last edited by gold stinger; 01-10-2015, 07:19 AM.
                  Originally posted by YoshL
                  butts.



                  - Tosh 2014






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                    • popsicle_3000
                      Legendary Noob
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 4641
                      #6
                      Re: well then

                      quality read. was that you?

                      Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                      39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                      Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                      one way to stream them all
                      Originally posted by Xiz
                      Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                      But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                      Originally posted by thesunfan
                      replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                      Originally posted by reuben_tate
                      Title: Popsicle Three

                      Thousand the farthest
                      He's gone in an official
                      Whoop hip hip hooray!
                      Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                      kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                      @popsicle_3000:
                      Danger incoming
                      The popsicles are melting
                      Three thousand of them
                      Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                      you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                      dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                      friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                      dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                      friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                      dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                      friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                      dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                      friend: thanks man
                      dynam0: no problem man
                      Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                      pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                      Originally posted by Xiz
                      Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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                        • Charu
                          Snivy! Dohoho!
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 6161
                          #7
                          Re: well then

                          Originally posted by Vendetta21
                          *stands up in the audience, begins clapping slowly..... the claps get louder and louder and erupt into a roar, everyone is standing up and clapping*
                          Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


                          Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                          Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                          Had a very shiny nose
                          And if you ever saw it
                          You could even say it glows

                          All of the other Snivies
                          Used to laugh and call him names
                          They never let poor Charu
                          Join in any Snivy games

                          (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                          Originally posted by Vendetta21
                          All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                            • YoshL
                              Celestial Harbor
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 6156
                              #8
                              Re: well then

                              bash.org


                              Originally posted by Charu
                              Only yours, for an easy price of $19.99! You too can experience the wonders of full motion rump sticking.

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