Forum Aptitude Test

[Squeek]

Should you:

a) Die.
b) Spell correctly.
c) Never speak again.
d) Die.
e) All of the above.

~Squeek

[evilbutterfly]

now now, Squeek, remember what happened last time? i spell correctly when i can, unless there's a handy abreviation (2 Bs or 1?). personally i hate not being able to spell some words correctly. and, for the record, i do use proper grammar most of the time (unless u cant using abbreviations (i think it's 2 Bs) as improper grammar)

Why is your AAA not in the high score list?
(a) Somebody hit some secret arrows
(b) The high score list is bugged for all songs
(c) Somebody used hacks to get their scores
(d) A and/or C

[Squeek]

Yours is halfway decent. I wasn't referring to you at the time of my post.

You just passed a song by button mashing. Do you:

a) Screenshot the entire screen and save it as a bitmap to post in the Brag Board.
b) Screenshot and crop only the necessary components to post in the Brag Board.
c) Tell all your friends that you PCd the song but cannot manage a screenshot because "Your computer sucks."
d) Don't tell anybody because mashing isn't really passing a song.

~Squeek

[Arch0wl]

everybody on FFR loves?

I seriously hope you're joking.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Things greater than golf with a gator
A) Sex with Ralph Nader
B) (Being a) Chronic masturbator
C) Cheez-its assimilator
D) Pilgrim intimidator

[Omeganitros]

Good to see ye, Lupin.

[Kagome]

A new player asks how many credits everyone has.. your reply is..

A) OMG YOU DUMBASS LOOK AT THE FUCKING STICKIED TOPICS!
B) you answer him by saying its been asked before many times and direct him to the proper thread.
C) you tell the person you have ##### CREDITS

[evilbutterfly]

everybody on FFR loves?

I seriously hope you're joking.

i seriously dont see why it's so unbelievable, and why u have such a problem with some people


anyways, just saw these happen or were reminded by other topics:

1. When is it okay to make pointless posts?
(a) Never
(b) Only on your first day
(c) Only if you're Moogy
(d) Only in the garbage bin

2. When is it okay to post extremely long words that "stretch" the screen?
(a) Never
(b) Only in your first posts
(c) Only if you're Moogy
(d) Only in the garbage bin

3. What should you do before posting screenshots?
(a) Resize them
(b) Crop them so only the score screen is showing
(c) Resize them and crop them
(d) Reformat your hard drive (Mac users only)

4. Your topic was just locked because of stupid content. You
(a) Acknowledge to yourself that the content was stupid and don't post similar things
(b) Post the exact same topic in hopes they'll listen to the second try
(c) Do choice B and repeat until they listen
(d) Never post again. Having a topic locked is as bad as being banned

5. You just saw a video of somebody passing Blur/AAing Quasar at 1.5x music/doing some seemingly impossible thing. The person showed judge and .ini. What do you do?
(a) Fuss that they cheated somehow
(b) Steal their video, rename it to include your sn, and post it in another topic saying it's you (they didn't show their face, they deserve it!)
(c) Say "good job" and other words of praise, try and do the same, complain that you aren't that good
(d) Make a post saying nothing but "gj" to show your approval.

[Moogy]

1 C
2 C

[evilbutterfly]

yeah, those will be a couple that the complete newbs will never get right

[classof04]

Is Legend of Zelda Remix made by System of a down?

1) HELL YES!!! !
2) i'm not sure
3) of course not
4) i guess...

IS it? because I have it for S.O.A.D?

[JurseyRider734]

S.O.A.D. Is System of a Down.

Is netty400 a n00b?
a)Yes...even though he's good at FFR
b)Yep.
c)Maybe. I don't know him
d)He's the n00biest you can get.
e)Definately.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Is Jursey an ugly whore?

A)Canada

[JurseyRider734]

Is Bean a retarded person who lives in a van down by the river?

A)Indonesia

[evilbutterfly]

When is it appropriate to bump old topics?
a) When you're Moogy
b) When the topic is very worthwhile and needs to be ressurected
c) Never.
d) Only when you're Chardish and able to sticky your suggestion.

Obviously b. I would repost, but I wouldn't want to lose the 4 pages of good questions that are already here. Blame Omeganitros and his "what's your worst thread?" question for causing me to look back and find this.

So yeah, make some more questions for the R2 newbs.