Why do engineers get Halloween mixed up with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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this is probably going to degrade into something as bad as the gay marriage debate.
and that debate happens because people are fucking assholes
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Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says "OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?!"
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That's jokes
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A woman is at work and a man walks up to her and says her hair smells nice. Right away she walks over to an executive and says she wants to file a sexual harassment claim.
"What's wrong with someone saying your hair smells nice?"
She replies, "He's a midget."Comment
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Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example
ask me anything here
mashed FCs: 329
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if u rearrange RNGRX u get bad poster
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Credits to bluearrowll for linking me this
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Congrats, this thread is a joke.Comment
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What is purple and commutes?
Originally posted by Wayward VagabondComment
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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
01 01 was a race horse, 10 10 was one too, 01 01 won one race, 10 10 01 01 10
If you think this sentence is confusing, then change one pig. -- Uilliam Bricken Jr.
Thit sentence is not self-referential because 'thit' is not a word. -- Douglas Hofstadter
Believing this statement will make you happier. -- Ryan Lortie
If this sentence is true, then Santa Claus exists.
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.Comment
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My nephew is such a great story teller. I swear one day he's going to write movies, or maybe be a famous author. Hell, maybe he'll even be a journalist. Or maybe my brother really IS molesting him.
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