ok guys, i really don't know who to consult about this, so i've decided to bring it here. for the last couple weeks I've been having these absurd dreams, and they only seem to get weirder. i'm fully aware of why my dreams have become so strange, but I don't have a clue as to what it means. I just woke up from possibly the weirdest one yet, and i'm going to describe it as best I can.
So the first thing I can clearly remember is have a couple dozen baby turtles. They looked more like little pink hippos made of silicon, but apparently they were turtles. well i couldn't keep them, so i drove out to the woods and dropped them off there. I remember on the way to drop them off i kept dropping the turtle babies, and was trying to carry them around in my shirt. i was sad because i was afraid i was hurting them by dropping them, and also by having them all clustered up in my shirt. anyway, i finally found a place to leave them. while i was departing, i changed my mind and wanted to find a way to raise them all. before i could return though i noticed a bunch of strange lights, like some weird auras coming from where i'd left the turtles. apparently they were actually terminator seeds instead(in this case terminators were apparently friendly house hold pets), and a group of people starting pulling them out of the forest with leashes on them. well one of them malfunctioned and tried to kill me, but i survived. this is where the dream kind of skips and i dont remember much about the transition, but i was with my mom and i believe we were going back to the woods for some reason. she was driving. anyway while looking around the woods my mom disappeared, then i found this house. in the house i found my mom with some guy named hector who had crutches. apparently one of the rooms in his house had paper walls and lots of knife holes, but whenever it would get damaged they would just paint over it and it'd be fixed. i remember hector kept threatening me and wanting to fight. apparently he was a certified badass or something. well we eventually ended up fighting and i did some weird flying kick to the chest, but he was unphased because he was wearing some weird metal chestplate which he had some weird name for. well we stopped fighting, then there was another skip and the next thing that happened is i caught my mom screwing hector. we argued about it, but eventually everything settled. i caught her doing it again. i ran out to the car and got in. she was chasing after me, but i managed to lock the doors..but immediately ran into a tree, but its ok! somehow the car was unaffected, so i backed up and drove through the woods, then the dream skipped and i was back at home on my computer. while she was chasing after me though i distinctly remember telling her "i'd tell dad and i would tell my nannie and papaw...haha jk i wont tell nannie and papaw, thatd just be awkward." anyway, all of a sudden my mom runs in, and she acts like shes about to hit me, but then all of a sudden she just falls on top of me and starts shaking really weirdly. i was all wtf are you doing? looked over to see hector. he said "alcohol poisoning maybe?" i said "yup, that's probably it, maybe i should call an ambulance." i remember fumbling with my phone and having a hard time dialing 911. dream skips. im browsing facebook. hector has posted a pic of my mom saying she was awake again. never did find out why the hell she just starting convulsing.
well, that's all folks. the weirdest dream of my life. i just don't know what to make of all the insanely absurd dreams.
So the first thing I can clearly remember is have a couple dozen baby turtles. They looked more like little pink hippos made of silicon, but apparently they were turtles. well i couldn't keep them, so i drove out to the woods and dropped them off there. I remember on the way to drop them off i kept dropping the turtle babies, and was trying to carry them around in my shirt. i was sad because i was afraid i was hurting them by dropping them, and also by having them all clustered up in my shirt. anyway, i finally found a place to leave them. while i was departing, i changed my mind and wanted to find a way to raise them all. before i could return though i noticed a bunch of strange lights, like some weird auras coming from where i'd left the turtles. apparently they were actually terminator seeds instead(in this case terminators were apparently friendly house hold pets), and a group of people starting pulling them out of the forest with leashes on them. well one of them malfunctioned and tried to kill me, but i survived. this is where the dream kind of skips and i dont remember much about the transition, but i was with my mom and i believe we were going back to the woods for some reason. she was driving. anyway while looking around the woods my mom disappeared, then i found this house. in the house i found my mom with some guy named hector who had crutches. apparently one of the rooms in his house had paper walls and lots of knife holes, but whenever it would get damaged they would just paint over it and it'd be fixed. i remember hector kept threatening me and wanting to fight. apparently he was a certified badass or something. well we eventually ended up fighting and i did some weird flying kick to the chest, but he was unphased because he was wearing some weird metal chestplate which he had some weird name for. well we stopped fighting, then there was another skip and the next thing that happened is i caught my mom screwing hector. we argued about it, but eventually everything settled. i caught her doing it again. i ran out to the car and got in. she was chasing after me, but i managed to lock the doors..but immediately ran into a tree, but its ok! somehow the car was unaffected, so i backed up and drove through the woods, then the dream skipped and i was back at home on my computer. while she was chasing after me though i distinctly remember telling her "i'd tell dad and i would tell my nannie and papaw...haha jk i wont tell nannie and papaw, thatd just be awkward." anyway, all of a sudden my mom runs in, and she acts like shes about to hit me, but then all of a sudden she just falls on top of me and starts shaking really weirdly. i was all wtf are you doing? looked over to see hector. he said "alcohol poisoning maybe?" i said "yup, that's probably it, maybe i should call an ambulance." i remember fumbling with my phone and having a hard time dialing 911. dream skips. im browsing facebook. hector has posted a pic of my mom saying she was awake again. never did find out why the hell she just starting convulsing.
well, that's all folks. the weirdest dream of my life. i just don't know what to make of all the insanely absurd dreams.
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