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  • Oni-Paranoia
    No fucks
    • Dec 2006
    • 2440

    #1

    Ridiculously odd parking regulations

    A letter just came into the mail and ticked me off a bit. A new residential parking program is to go into effect the 1st and it seems really useless and just another way for the city to increase revenue. (Though the letter states it's to keep on-street parking available for residents) Such BS.

    In short,
    - you need a sticker to park on any street.
    - street parking times vary (some are Mon. thru Fri. and some are Sat. and Sun. as well as 8am to 6pm etc. but this is stated in full in only one .pdf from the link on the site which is a great for a poor city)
    - theirs about 8 different stickers that vary in pricing ($300 for (6) months for business parking)
    - no sticker is a fine up to $150 (I think)
    - temp visitor stickers are dated, and only allowed use once per week. If not dated, fine up to $150 and if it's not dated, fine up to $150

    There's more to it on the site but this is really stupid. Letter is posted below.

    Front side




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  • igotrhythm
    Fractals!
    • Sep 2004
    • 6535

    #2
    Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

    Dry surfaces in Massachusetts winter. HAH.

    I would write my representative about this genius plan, but the Detroit City Council is too busy lining their own pockets.
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    • Crashfan3
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2006
      • 2937

      #3
      Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

      That is a gigantic load of bullshit. I have to park on the street because it's the only parking available in front of my house. If I had to pay such obscene amounts of money just to park my car at night, I'd leave town, simple as that.

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      • Wayward Vagabond
        Confirmed Heartbreaker
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jul 2012
        • 5866

        #4
        Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

        oh wow and i thought the city of claremont over here was bad for requiring people to call in their car if its parked on the sidewalk over night lmao

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        • TheSaxRunner05
          The Doctor
          • Apr 2006
          • 6144

          #5
          Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

          I'm never moving to that town


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          • A2P
            FFR Veteran
            • Apr 2009
            • 3127

            #6
            Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

            Damn, that sucks man :/

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            • noname219
              FFR Wiki Admin
              • May 2007
              • 1694

              #7
              Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

              I'm happy not calling myself Jeannette Cintron. Imagine the number of angry people she'll heard from now on.

              And it's an awful amount of money. 600$/year for a permit to park in the street. Nobody wants to pay for that.

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              • DotKritic
                Forum User
                • Jun 2009
                • 2974

                #8
                Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                Cops can't go out and hide to catchers speeders?

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                • Garquillex
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 965

                  #9
                  Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                  We just got a dumb new regulation where we can't park on the street when it snows, so we have to park a 15 minute walk away in a town parking lot for 2 days minimum whenever it snows.

                  Before we would just park on alternating sides of the road when it snowed and it would take 2 nights to plow the whole road which was completely fine =\

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                  • psychoangel691
                    Retired Staff
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 10438

                    #10
                    Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                    Originally posted by Garquillex
                    We just got a dumb new regulation where we can't park on the street when it snows, so we have to park a 15 minute walk away in a town parking lot for 2 days minimum whenever it snows.

                    Before we would just park on alternating sides of the road when it snowed and it would take 2 nights to plow the whole road which was completely fine =\
                    A lot of places don't allow parking on the street in the snow for plowing reasons, kinda surprised you're just getting that now actually.

                    And Oni dude that really sucks.
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                    • hi19hi19
                      lol happy
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 12194

                      #11
                      Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                      There's straight up blanket parking bans in Providence after snows, and most paid lots close for plowing if the snow is really bad. If you get like a foot+ of snow there's like half a dozen max covered lots in the entire city to park it's really annoying.
                      Most old New England cities have thin streets in nonsensical patterns that were laid out by cows 200 years ago so they take forever to plow properly too because there's nowhere for the snow to go.
                      I can only imagine how much getting around after a heavy snow would suck in like old northern European cities.


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                      • Reincarnate
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 6332

                        #12
                        Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                        Originally posted by hi19hi19
                        Most old New England cities have thin streets in nonsensical patterns that were laid out by cows 200 years ago.
                        so true

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                        • supermousie
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 1074

                          #13
                          Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                          Man, I love it when councils and whatnot make mad capital off their people through a necessity. It just warms my heart to know that the public pays $300 to put their cars on public property maintained by taxpayer's money. It's excellent, imo./sarcasm
                          Originally posted by aperson
                          yolo

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                          • kommisar
                            Dark Chancellor
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 7324

                            #14
                            Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                            that's pretty dumb haha. never seen anything like this





                            then again it's illegal to park anywhere past 7pm in residential areas here

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                            • Syhto
                              BuMP it
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 2466

                              #15
                              Re: Ridiculously odd parking regulations

                              2 hours allowed to caregivers lol wtf this is just completely impractical, how is it possible
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