[SFW] Sex is good for you!

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  • Zageron
    Zageron E. Tazaterra
    FFR Administrator
    • Apr 2007
    • 6592

    #1

    [SFW] Sex is good for you!

    I found this exceptionally hilarious.
  • i love you
    Live a wonderful life~
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Oct 2006
    • 7313

    #2
    Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

    LMFAO this is amazing XDDDDD

    "And quite possibly reducing your chances of a fatal heart attack by 50 PERCENT! Unless if you have a bad heart already, then it might EXPLODE! AND THEN YOU DIE A LEGEND!"

    "oh and one added benefit of having sex 5 day a week is that YOU'RE HAVING SEX 5 DAYS A WEEK! Oh and what's better then having sex 5 days a week? GORGES! THEY'RE THE BEST! BACK TO THE SEX!"
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    The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~
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    • eastsideman09
      poker face
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Dec 2006
      • 1746

      #3
      Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

      Top comment on YouTube:
      "Does sex with your hand count?"

      if only...
      Originally posted by dAnceguy117
      esm, you are a fucking legend
      Originally posted by Arntonach
      wow ur pretty
      Originally posted by MrGiggles
      caring should be a get-outable offense

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      • Hakulyte
        the Haku
        • Jul 2005
        • 4539

        #4
        Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

        Does sex improve FFR performance? We're going to need virgin divisions if it does because it's not fair otherwise~

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        • Hateandhatred
          "The Quebec Steparatist."
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2011
          • 1971

          #5
          Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

          Originally posted by Hakulyte
          Does sex improve FFR performance? We're going to need virgin divisions if it does because it's not fair otherwise~
          I can see people complaining about placements already.

          EDIT: Lol next post will be my 1000th, gotta save it for something cool.
          Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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          • justin
            Event Staff
            Event Staff
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 204

            #6
            Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

            That was great lol nice find.

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            • ssbmchamp
              Can't improve at this game.
              • Oct 2006
              • 1128

              #7
              Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

              When I saw the title, I thought 8 Hour Whore was trying to redeem himself.

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              • Xiz
                TWG Chaos
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2012
                • 3399

                #8
                Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                Originally posted by Hakulyte
                Does sex improve FFR performance?
                Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.

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                • funmonkey54
                  The Chill Keeper
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 4127

                  #9
                  Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                  Originally posted by Xiz
                  ... and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                  Sometimes, having cold hands helps me play faster songs.
                  Win-Win scenario?

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                  • kommisar
                    Dark Chancellor
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 7324

                    #10
                    Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                    I haven't had sex in 8 months



                    i'm going to die young

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                    • dragonmegaXX
                      ITG playing fur
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 3661

                      #11
                      Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                      I havent had sex in 12 hours.
                      Shit

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                      • Arkuski
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 1118

                        #12
                        Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                        Originally posted by Xiz
                        Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about.
                        Originally posted by dragonmegaXX
                        I havent had sex in 12 hours.
                        Shit
                        None of this is real

                        Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                        i can appreciate a good looking woman when i see one and this one just happened to be my mom

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                        • Xiz
                          TWG Chaos
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 3399

                          #13
                          Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                          Originally posted by Arkuski
                          None of this is real
                          I can prove it if you would like... but I need to get laid again. I'm not the best at bootycalling... and im single atm haha. Sooo... give me like a month hahaha

                          EDIT: So I can't prove it lolz. Brb gonna go cry.
                          Last edited by Xiz; 01-8-2013, 11:24 PM.

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                          • popsicle_3000
                            Legendary Noob
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4641

                            #14
                            Re: [SFW] Sex is good for you!

                            Originally posted by Hakulyte
                            Does sex improve FFR performance? We're going to need virgin divisions if it does because it's not fair otherwise~
                            omg

                            Originally posted by Xiz
                            Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                            But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                            sig'd

                            Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                            39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                            Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                            one way to stream them all
                            Originally posted by Xiz
                            Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                            But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                            Originally posted by thesunfan
                            replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                            Originally posted by reuben_tate
                            Title: Popsicle Three

                            Thousand the farthest
                            He's gone in an official
                            Whoop hip hip hooray!
                            Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                            kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                            @popsicle_3000:
                            Danger incoming
                            The popsicles are melting
                            Three thousand of them
                            Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                            you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                            dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                            friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                            dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                            friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                            dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                            friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                            dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                            friend: thanks man
                            dynam0: no problem man
                            Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                            pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                            Originally posted by Xiz
                            Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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