Farting

[adlp]

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great thread

i remember being in first or second grade when i sneezed and farted real loud at the same time and i was super embarassed

[igotrhythm]

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I forget which one of my friends said it or what they said, but I didn't agree with it. So I said back "allow me to offer my rebuttal." I turned around, pointed my ass, clenched my abdomen and lo and behold I actually farted in their general direction like a Frenchman out of Monty Python.

[A2P]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

[arcade]

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I always have an issue telling whether it's going to be a far, or a shart.

One time, a few friends and I met in my apartment to study. We all sat down and all of a sudden this gooey fart noise comes out my ass. I was then forced to shower.

[Razor]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

LOL

[adlp]

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right when i clicked on this thread again my roommate farted


magic

[UserNameGoesHere]

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I farted while reading this thread. Top that.

[blackpants]

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I smell like shit 247. U cant top that.

Edit: Pants are black for a reason!

Edit 2: Was watching django at the movie theater today and the guy in front of me had the nerve to let one slip! Needless to say I kicked his chair and let him know wassup. Stenching will be punished.

[Choofers]

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clocked out of work today
was helping this new girl change the posted schedules
let out a little "blat"
first thing that I said was "must be a barge coming through"

[MarioNintendo]

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This did not happen to me, but I'll always remember it.

In primary school, we had physical education (if that's the proper way to say it). Our teacher was super cool, but one day we were way too talkative in the gym and said he would sit away from us and wait for us to calm down before he came back. We all felt super bad, and nobody said nothing, until this fatass called Jesse Marchand unleashed a huge fart that resonated in the whole gym. Rofl.

[Xayphon]

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I once farted during a soccer game in sports class when I jumped towards a ball coming from high up (I was the keeper)

[Ohaider]

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Tasty

[.Gazelle.]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

lmfao

[xVaLoRx]

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I go to an all boy high school. Whenever someone farts, nobody points fingers, we just laugh. good times

kinda sucks there are no girls though

[Ghakimx]

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Once, during one of my primary school exams, I had taken milk and some pills in the morning. I wanted to let out a silent fart but then I farted really loudly and then everyone looked at me. I was like "OH SHIT" but then they couldn't say a word because they would be screwed over and then I was like "AWWW YEAHHHH".