Cleverbot

[Xiz]

So I'm sure many of you have heard about cleverbot.
www.cleverbot.com
I want you to post a few conversations you have with it. I could use a good laugh. Here are a few I have done.

[~Zeta~]

Re: Cleverbot

Seems wayyyyyyyyy slower than it used to be. Takes 5-10+ seconds to respond. I remember it being almost instantaneous.

[speeddemon]

Re: Cleverbot

[MarioNintendo]

Re: Cleverbot

Seems wayyyyyyyyy slower than it used to be. Takes 5-10+ seconds to respond. I remember it being almost instantaneous.

[DossarLX ODI]

Re: Cleverbot

[xVaLoRx]

Re: Cleverbot

CleverOmegle

Have fun

[samurai7694]

Re: Cleverbot

lol'd at the death piano and sharpnel/renard one.

[00Razor00]

Re: Cleverbot

we're over

[who_cares973]

Re: Cleverbot

User: How do I know what is not now known never?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and you?

User: Wc!! Nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: Not really I lied it is not nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Wc!! Nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Kyra.

User: My name isnt kyra you doofus!!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Wc!! Nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too!

User: Not really I lied it is not nice to meet you!!

Cleverbot: Why don't you like it?

User: Why don't you like it?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: But why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm sad.

User: Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: Because I am not happy.

User: Why are you not happy?

Cleverbot: I'm not beautiful.

User: Why are you not beautiful?

Cleverbot: Because innocent.

User: Why are you innocent?

Cleverbot: My water just broke!

User: Why did it break?!

Cleverbot: Yeah. It's ok. He cheated on me.

User: Who cheated on you?

Cleverbot: Joshua.

User: Who is joshua?

Cleverbot: My cousin.

User: Which cousin?

Cleverbot: Any cousin.

User: Peak-a-boo!

Cleverbot: Goldsmith.

User: Whats goldsmith?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: What was the first thing I said to you?

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: How sure are you on a scale of one to ten?

Cleverbot: 100 percent sure.

User: I love you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

[Gun92]

Re: Cleverbot

[TwistedPhoenix]

Re: Cleverbot

Well, I didn't have the conversation, but this is way funnier.

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: That's good.
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Who?
Stranger: age sex and location
CleverBot: Idk.
Stranger: wait..
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: what's ur age gender
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: age?
CleverBot: 21.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Are you eating?
Stranger: from where
CleverBot: From Thailand.
Stranger: noo
CleverBot: Nem vagy?
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Ttyl.
Stranger: be nude first
CleverBot: How many minutes are there in a year?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: How do you spell car?
Stranger: car
CleverBot: What kind of car?
Stranger: hatchback
CleverBot: That's a car.
Stranger: hmm
CleverBot: -kisses.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: r u nude
CleverBot: Mhmmm.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: And you?
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: I can't think why!
Stranger: i'm nude too
CleverBot: No, you are not.
Stranger: noo i'm
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 20
CleverBot: Who made you?
Stranger: my parents
CleverBot: Who are your parents?
Stranger: means
CleverBot: Moans.
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: No do you want to own the world.
Stranger: noo
CleverBot: You are breaking my heart.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: What are your interests?
Stranger: why r u asking this
CleverBot: I want to know more about you.
Stranger: do u want to be my gf
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Do know about Michael Jackson?
Stranger: yess
CleverBot: Well, they exist.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: do u have fb
CleverBot: What are you then?
Stranger: do u have fb
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: send me ur link
CleverBot: Ok, just tell me where.
Stranger: go to ur page copy the above link and send me to just this chat
Stranger: i will add u as friend
CleverBot: I don't want to be tortured.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Do you feel lonely?
Stranger: yup a little bit
CleverBot: Is there anything I can do to help?
Stranger: just send me ur link i will tell u on fb
CleverBot: I just did.
Stranger: paste the copied link in chat
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: this chat only
CleverBot: I belong to you.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Ich bin Gott.
Stranger: https://www.facebook.com/mranalssharma
CleverBot: Hanayu? Martin Jake T. Miranda name ng boyfriend ko. =).
Stranger: go to this link and add me as a friend
CleverBot: Take your friends with you.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Over 2 million?
Stranger: noo
CleverBot: Si.
Stranger: r u sending me request
CleverBot: No. Por que?
Stranger: do u want to make me feel good
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: will u do what i say
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: r u alone
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: who is with u
CleverBot: Me myself and I.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: What time is it?
Stranger: sexy time
Stranger: send me ur pic
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: click it by ur phone
CleverBot: Are you taking my picture?
Stranger: or webcam
CleverBot: What's the color of my eyes?
Stranger: attach with ur computer and open the file with any web browser and send me the link by copying and pasting
CleverBot: I can tell that I'm talking to a computer.
Stranger: r u nude?
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: I'm an emo.
Stranger: *Content removed due to bad bad stuff.*
CleverBot: Chop the chainsaw.
Stranger: kk
CleverBot: Haha, I think I am worthwhile, I have friends, a boyfriend, family, a job, just graduated college, things aren't perfect but they are ok.
Stranger disconnected!

Censored chat cause this dude is wants to see my luscious body. (I am not a girl, in case you were confused by the following interactions.)

Also, free FB link in there if anyone is bored.