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  • UserNameGoesHere
    FFR Veteran
    • May 2008
    • 1114

    #1

    3rd World Farmer game

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/364883

    It's a third world farming sim. Try to make money and not die.
    I think it's supposed to illustrate the hardships of life for third world farmers.

    I managed to win it once. (Hint: Keep the wife pregnant every year until she says she doesn't want more kids or becomes infertile due to age) Click on individual characters to see individual stats.

    You'll also want to build the hospital as soon as you can so you can get medicine for everyone. Education wasn't useful. Pigs frequently died off so don't bother with them. Chickens were a decent investment. You'll want at least one scythe to start with.

    By the time you're able to buy off politicians and have full crop insurance, you're pretty close to winning.
    Originally posted by Crashfan3
    Man, what would we do without bored rednecks?
  • Xiz
    TWG Chaos
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2012
    • 3399

    #2
    Re: 3rd World Farmer game

    This game is insane. So depressing yet... so fun...

    At-least the sex life of the main characters are good? Hah. Hah...

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    • who_cares973
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2006
      • 15407

      #3
      Re: 3rd World Farmer game

      Originally posted by UserNameGoesHere
      http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/364883

      I managed to win it once. (Hint: Keep the wife pregnant every year until she says she doesn't want more kids or becomes infertile due to age) Click on individual characters to see individual stats.

      You'll also want to build the hospital as soon as you can so you can get medicine for everyone. Education wasn't useful. Pigs frequently died off so don't bother with them. Chickens were a decent investment. You'll want at least one scythe to start with.

      By the time you're able to buy off politicians and have full crop insurance, you're pretty close to winning.
      Cool you just ruined the fun in playing the game

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      • Mau5
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2011
        • 790

        #4
        Re: 3rd World Farmer game

        I got them all to leave the farm and made 40 bucks but the wife won't cause she's pregnant. Haha
        How to start an argument online:
        Step 1) Express an opinion
        Step 2) Wait....

        Originally posted by Arntonach
        It's great to see how the internet works, it's mask of anonymity bringing out the worst in people.

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        • PrawnSkunk
          Administrator
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Administrator
          • Dec 2007
          • 3907

          #5
          Re: 3rd World Farmer game

          Still waiting for the 1st world white middle class businessman simulator

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          • hi19hi19
            lol happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Oct 2005
            • 12194

            #6
            Re: 3rd World Farmer game

            Originally posted by PrawnSkunk
            Still waiting for the 1st world white middle class businessman simulator
            this


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            • hi19hi19
              lol happy
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Oct 2005
              • 12194

              #7
              Re: 3rd World Farmer game

              also lmfao at some of the comments


              Living in a Third world is Awesome!!!!!!
              Mutha****ing Millionaire up in this Bitch, I was eating Elephant meat EVERY night. With da' Muthafukin special 5AUCE!!! Me and my wife Angeline Jolie raked in the big bucks. My kids were all educated and shit. Riding tractors with me Shades' on

              Thank you this game was very educational........I never knew
              Now I know, I'm never giving those greedy elephant farmers another cent!
              THANK YOU!


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              • Herogashix
                D7 Dating Sim Player
                FFR Music Producer
                • Apr 2009
                • 2183

                #8
                Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                I immediately clicked on the female, "have baby", "Ashanti is pregnant."

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                • Spenner
                  Forum User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2403

                  #9
                  Re: 3rd World Farmer game



                  That was pretty fun. Me and my single shed survived 8 years with no food.

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                  • Hakulyte
                    the Haku
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 4539

                    #10
                    Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                    We ain't farmin~
                    Last edited by Hakulyte; 05-9-2012, 02:07 PM.

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                    • Winrar
                      Quasi-porn
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1843

                      #11
                      Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                      Man everytime I bought something it was stolen, fml.

                      Originally posted by Staiain
                      I'm sorry but... *flicks hair* I don't DO 0.x rates 8)

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                      • Guest15937
                        One-handed elite
                        • May 2008
                        • 1464

                        #12
                        Re: 3rd World Farmer game



                        I could have won in 10 if I had married one of them off, but whatever.
                        The renegade has betrayed me.

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                        • 00Razor00
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 3530

                          #13
                          Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                          reminds me of that game Oregon Trail


                          Originally posted by t-rogdor
                          hey buddy are you looking for a good song to step because if so i really recommend you step In Front Of A Bus

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                          • phe0nixblade
                            Praise the sun mofo
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4281

                            #14
                            Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                            "that game oregon trail" SAYIN' THAT LIKE ITS JUST SOME ORDINARY GAME
                            NIKKA THIS AINT HALO IT'S THE MOTHER****EN OREGON TRAIL
                            Last edited by nois-or-e; 05-10-2012, 01:18 AM.

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                            • gabrieljd
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 259

                              #15
                              Re: 3rd World Farmer game

                              Originally posted by PrawnSkunk
                              Still waiting for the 1st world white middle class businessman simulator

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