Procrastination is a ...

[25thhour]

Bitch.

I said I'd never do it again, but here I am the night before a paper is due and I'm just starting it. ****. My. Life. 4-5 pages of hell will consume me over the next 4 hours...

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Someone please smack me. Really effing hard.

Atleast my prof was nice enough to let me write about Zombies.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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[UserNameGoesHere]

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What kind of paper is it? Is this for a creative writing class? Is presentation an important part of this class?

If so, you could add a bit of realism by splattering your papers with "blood" (probably food coloring) and "brains" (dunno -- get creative) and maybe try to tear the pages a bit too. Show up to class dressed as a zombie, "zombie walk" to the front, give your presentation with intermittent "BRAINS!!!!" ... and abruptly finish about 3/4 of the way through, start "zombie walking" around shouting "BRAINS!!!" and start walking towards people. Have a friend bust into the room at this time with a fake shotgun to "shoot" you, use a fake blood packet and kind of drool it out to look like you were killed, while your friend drags you out of the room by your feet.

Grade? A+

[bmah]

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ooh, shades of http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=123224

[25thhour]

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What kind of paper is it? Is this for a creative writing class? Is presentation an important part of this class?

If so, you could add a bit of realism by splattering your papers with "blood" (probably food coloring) and "brains" (dunno -- get creative) and maybe try to tear the pages a bit too. Show up to class dressed as a zombie, "zombie walk" to the front, give your presentation with intermittent "BRAINS!!!!" ... and abruptly finish about 3/4 of the way through, start "zombie walking" around shouting "BRAINS!!!" and start walking towards people. Have a friend bust into the room at this time with a fake shotgun to "shoot" you, use a fake blood packet and kind of drool it out to look like you were killed, while your friend drags you out of the room by your feet.

Grade? A+

I fukkin' wish. I have to do a critical analysis of Kyle Bishop's article "Raising The Dead". It's really interesting and thanks to my use of quotes I have gotten about 300 words done so far. Still a long way to go.

[bmah]

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Oh, please don't abuse the use of quotes to fill up your essay...any English teacher will see through this and if it's a significant proportion of your paper, then that's not good. They'd actually care for the content more in this case than filling your 5-page quota.

Anyways, read what I suggested to yo man on his night of despair last week. Organizing your thoughts will get things done faster.

[25thhour]

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Oh, please don't abuse the use of quotes to fill up your essay...any English teacher will see through this and if it's a significant proportion of your paper, then that's not good. They'd actually care for the content more in this case than filling your 5-page quota.

Anyways, read what I suggested to yo man on his night of despair last week.

I'm not using quotes too often, I phrased that wrong. I'm putting the quotes into my own words and just referring to Bishop prior to my words.

[SKG_Scintill]

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Procrastination is a disciple of JC

[25thhour]

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Update: 450 words in, and only on my second paragraph.

[leonid]

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Everyone procrastinates. Get a couple cans of redbull, blaze through your essay and get 15 hours of sleep (o: (don't forget to turn in your work)

[bmah]

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Red bull doesn't seem to really work for me. Drink tea. Surprisingly, tea has more caffeine than coffee. Like coffee, it keeps you awake. Unlike coffee, it won't get you jittery and hyper.

[25thhour]

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Red bull doesn't seem to really work for me. Drink tea. Surprisingly, tea has more caffeine than coffee. Like coffee, it keeps you awake. Unlike coffee, it won't get you jittery and hyper.

I don't consume caffeine, unless I eat chocolate. Staying awake is not a problem, losing my train of thought is my biggest problem.

[Artic_counter]

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Yeah, she is bitch.

I hope it's going well for you.

I personally learned my lesson the day I realized I had only 24 hours left to do a 10 000 words essay on OGMs. Great thing is I hadn't had done any research on the subject. Ended up skipping school and pulling an all nighter to finish everything in due time.

[SKG_Scintill]

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Red bull doesn't seem to really work for me. Drink tea. Surprisingly, tea has more caffeine than coffee. Like coffee, it keeps you awake. Unlike coffee, it won't get you jittery and hyper.

[25thhour]

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Damn... I'm on a roll. 575 words. Third paragraph almost half done.

Its officially 2 AM and I got 725 words down. (3 1/2 pages) I'm stuck on my final paragraph where I'm supposed to critique the author, but that can be finished rather quickly tomorrow morning. I need my sleep now because I got rugby tomorrow. I'd say this was a very productive night