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Far Cry 2 is a pretty bad game."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
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MAL YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
YOU TALK IN ALL CAPS FOR A FEW LINES
SAYING HOW AWESOME SOMETHING IS
even though said item is pretty terrible
add a few exclamation marks for two lines!!!!!!!!
GO BACK TO CAPS TO SEEM LIKE YOU'RE REALLY COOL!!!!!
AND THEN END SAYING THOSE BAD ITMES ARE AWESOMEOriginally posted by chardishI need the most bitching recipe for chili you have. None of that nancy-boy Wendy's ****. Bring out the stuff you feed your Hispanic Texan friends, mother****er.Comment
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Hey guess what. There's no universal game board to declare a game GAME OF THE YEAR like there's an academy for the Academy Awards. Any small publication can call a game GAME OF THE YEAR. Hell, why don't I throw this out there - I review games, and I call it the biggest piece of crap to hit shelves since Superman 64. Just as valid."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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Metacritic gave it an 85.
I guess you're not meta enough.He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth KennyComment
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I'm so meta that I call myself Mal and respond as Michael IRL. That's how meta I get.
No, FC2 is just broken. Respawning enemy checkpoints, gun degredation that doesn't really make sense, the inability to save anywhere, missions located across the map where, if you die, you have to drive allll the way back, stupid malaria sidequest that you have to do every 2 hours (literally), buddy system that doesn't really make a whole lot of sense, diamond finding to purchase items which is incredibly difficult given the size of the maps, obscure and fussy health system, repetitive objectives, and a let down ending. The game looks pretty, and plays like most other FPSes, but those missteps, for me, make it unplayable."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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I highly doubt Sony gave a GOTY award to a non-Sony made title.
Learn to spell. I appreciate that you're 13 and may not know quite yet what a good game is, but I've been playing for 18 years. Since I was 3. And all the bullet points I made are only the most common complaints. I could get more obscure. My diamond finder doesn't blink 2/3 of the time, even when pointed in the right direction. Vechicle physics are too floaty, and the enemy trucks can seemingly repair themselves at will, only to break down when I'm shot at once. The malaria missions might have been fun if it hadn't just been jacking supply trucks. Unlocking new weapons involve driving to a location and ambushing (by yourself or with a 'buddy') an armored convoy of trucks, which would be great if it didn't suck, and you didn't have to do it for every weapon. Any progress you've made with a specific region gets erased when you finish the last mission in that region and get booted to a new region. All of your buddies die, which is frustrating, as you spend a large amount of time building relationships with them. Both of the game endings offered are moderate disappointments, but that's just a small complaint.
The game is pretty, but it's just not very good."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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DUDE! I love Far Cry 2, it's so fun. Being on the tropical island is totally awesome. And I love that Hawaiian shirt you wear, it's just so laid back and cool.Comment
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I tested FC2 before release (I live in montreal) And I have to agree with every single point that Mal has said. Listen, they never fixed the STUPID AI either. Set one on fire, the rest go to him to "aid" him and set themselves on fire, that's another thing to the list as opposed to what Mal said.Originally posted by nunocartdude wtf, havent u ever used a fake id??!!!! im not 13 k, lots of people said thta but its a fake id and by the way, sony gives best game ward to the games that come out for the ps platform.
then for the description of the game, the enemy veiacles do not regenerate, if u shhot them they will eventually set smoke and that is one damage mark, and if u play far cry 2 u know that the smoke doest repair itself, a guy needs to get out and fix the card.
more, i can just point to the derection to find the diamond, u need to point to the ground or air cause they might be in caves or in moutains.
more, u just have to make 13 ambush mission cause u get 3 weapons for weach mission( exclude the 3 last missions).
more malaria is kind i crapy agree in that.
more,the progress keps on the vilage, if u destroi it(in a mission) it keeps destroyd for the rest of the game.
more, just found out, u only say bad things about the strory mode but guesse what, game came out like 1 year and a half and still 2 million people play in the online so stop making up stuff and play.
wow, and last, i dont like to wright all of the words or even wright them properly so caoplain has much u wont cause u will just be ignoredComment
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So, what, you're older than 13? Or you're younger, and using a 'fake id'? Because you seem abnormally slow for someone that's allegedly 13. Also, you can't spell. Also, you're grasp on the english language is below rudimentary. Also, you like FarCry 2 which kind of invalidates most anything you say."A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel:
Maledictions: The Offering.
Now in Paperback!Comment
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I'm sorry this kid is amazing. I've never laughed so much at someone's posts before.
Pure gold.Originally posted by nunocartthe enemy veiacles do not regenerate, if u shhot them they will eventually set smoke and that is one damage mark, and if u play far cry 2 u know that the smoke doest repair itself, a guy needs to get out and fix the card.Originally posted by TibsI love you, you Welsh ****Comment
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At first I was thinking, "man FC2 isn't THAT bad even if the most entertaining part of it is just setting **** on fire and watching it spread."
Then I saw he was playing it for the PS3 and I was all "oh wow consoles lmfao **** sucks."
ps http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=16371065
what the **** is wrong with you bro
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