Too much NS?

[Freak83]

Ok read this, it's about playing too much natural-selection and having dreams about it. Some of the things said here are extremely funny and I really did lol.

[QreepyBORIS]

Its pretty sad when people dream about Video Games. I mean, I do that too, but it just means you like it TOO MUCH. Bad.

Oh, Freak, you need to fux the quote in your signature, because it now has gibberish in it.

[Yanah_the_Master]

I dream of FFR(yeah, I know it's pathetic)

You are playing FFR. You are playing FF7. You have a perfect combo. You miss an arrow halfway through. You look at your computer funny and it blows up. A shard of glass from the moniter stabs you in the eye. You wake up sweating.

Phew... it was only a dream!

[Yanah_the_Master]

(two nights later)

You are running on your hands in the middle of a black screen. Freak83 is catching up to you.
You say, "Fuck off, Freak! This is my hight score!"
Freak83 says, "No, I will never get on the high scores any other time, and you can get on them easy any time you want, so get outta my way!"
You say, "And your point is?"
Freak83 says, "My point is... wait... AGH! THE MISS IS COMING! RUNNNN!!!!"
You say, "C'mon Freak... wait, on second though you can stay back there."
Freak83 says, "No, if I get caught we will both lose our perfect combos!"
You say, "What??!!??!!"
Freak83 says, "When I get caught, you will start to laugh at me like always and you will lose concentration and it will get you too!"
You say, "OMG your right! RUN!!!!! Can't you move your fingers any faster??? MOVEE!!!!!!!"
At this point Freak83's hand slips, you start to laugh and before you see your perfect combo disappear you wake up sweating.

Thank god it was only a dream! Freak83 could never keep up with me like that!

[shonenryuukami]

omg man you need some type of rehab lol j/k

[Locke101]

I kinda skimmed through the stuff on that link but some of it was pretty funny. Like screaming at your commander in your sleep and waking the parents up. That is funny.

[Freak83]

(two nights later)

You are running on your hands in the middle of a black screen. Freak83 is catching up to you.
You say, "$*%# off, Freak! This is my hight score!"
Freak83 says, "No, I will never get on the high scores any other time, and you can get on them easy any time you want, so get outta my way!"
You say, "And your point is?"
Freak83 says, "My point is... wait... AGH! THE MISS IS COMING! RUNNNN!!!!"
You say, "C'mon Freak... wait, on second though you can stay back there."
Freak83 says, "No, if I get caught we will both lose our perfect combos!"
You say, "What??!!??!!"
Freak83 says, "When I get caught, you will start to laugh at me like always and you will lose concentration and it will get you too!"
You say, "OMG your right! RUN!!!!! Can't you move your fingers any faster??? MOVEE!!!!!!!"
At this point Freak83's hand slips, you start to laugh and before you see your perfect combo disappear you wake up sweating.

Thank god it was only a dream! Freak83 could never keep up with me like that!

Well uh, that's interesting yes. Probably true though, I'm not that good at the game.

[LEGO]

Me either.

[dave]

how can u have to much NS ¿

[Freak83]

The answer is plain and simple... you can't. I just named the topic this because this is what it's called on the NS forums. That thread was sooo funny I just had to share it with everyone.

[dave]

Ok then Happy playing

[87x]

never played it... it should of been called too much "everCRACK"