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  • Tsunami.wav
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 36

    #1

    Master Chief vs. Samus

    Here a pretty cool movie i found, and would like to share, http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998

    Enjoy

    note: I didn't make this movie.

    Another note: Darn forgot about that, ignore the master chief part XD.
    Last edited by Tsunami.wav; 04-20-2007, 06:01 PM. Reason: TEH MISTAKE ABOUT TITLE!
    Teh RAWRness...
  • TheRapingDragon
    A car crash mind
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    #2
    Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

    Already been posted here:

    http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ad.php?t=65980

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    • Tsunami.wav
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2007
      • 36

      #3
      Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

      I couldnt find it with the search, so thought no 1 posted it

      well theres always this totally unrelated video! Woot double feature!



      2 movies in one thread =\
      Last edited by Tsunami.wav; 04-20-2007, 06:09 PM.
      Teh RAWRness...

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      • vashthestampede0987
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 2997

        #4
        Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

        Besides the fact that I hate the second video you posted, if Master Chief was a girl a lot of people would kill themselves. Myself not included, but that would mean that she'd have to be a chick with a penis.
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        • Squeek
          let it snow~
          • Jan 2004
          • 14444

          #5
          Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

          Master Chief is a guy.

          Read the books. His name is John. The only "girl" is the remnants of the memory of the doctor / professor / whatever who had the idea of training six-year olds until they were strong enough to withstand body modifications and augmentations, then good enough to use MJOLNIR. Those "remnants" were placed in Cortana.

          ps halo sux

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          • craZ_kylo
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2006
            • 368

            #6
            Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

            ya, even in the game you hear him speak... if a girl has that deep of a voice watch out, she used to be a man
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            • Tsunami.wav
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2007
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

              Then I'm geussing that shes the spartan from DOA 4 =\
              Teh RAWRness...

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              • craZ_kylo
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2006
                • 368

                #8
                Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                DOA 4 specificly asked for use of master cheif but microsoft said hell no and gave them spartin 114
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                • Chief0678
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 168

                  #9
                  Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                  Obviously, Samus sucks. Master Chief is better. I'm not saying this because of my avatar, but because Master Chief has a better reputation, you know? Plus, since Samus is a girl, she wouldn't put up much of a fight with Master Chief.





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                  • Squeek
                    let it snow~
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 14444

                    #10
                    Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                    And that's not sexist at all.

                    Samus has her own ship that she can pilot on her own. She also works for nobody and takes orders from nobody. She's hardcore on her own. She didn't undergo body modification to be awesome. She was just awesome on her own.

                    Not to mention she doesn't have to use other people's guns to fight. She just borrows the technology of an ancient race.

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                    • SethSquall
                      FFR Player
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 5477

                      #11
                      Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                      Samus would kill MC in 10 seconds. Samus has,

                      Better weapons.
                      All used from one gun. 7 or 8 different elemental weapons that can be charged up for massive damage. Oh and homing missiles. She can also plant bombs. I'm not even sure MC weapons could do much to Samus at all. If he's not having trouble carrying more than two that is.

                      Better Armour.
                      That suit can handle molten lava and that. Also 1000 health anyone. She can take serious damage. Master Gay is in serious trouble if someone pistol whips him. He's a pansy. His armour can't take crap.

                      Better technology
                      Samus takes tech from different alien races, I mean come on, she's teched out something badass. She has different sensors and scanners and all that jibber. MC has a radio and an annoying hologram that can tell him just how badly he's getting beat up.

                      Better Transport
                      What do I need to say? I mean, Samus' gunship needs be able to hop from planet to planet, solar system to solar system. It also needs to be fast and powerful enough to fend off other hunters etc. So lets look at what MC has. Jeep thing, tank thing, alien bike thing and flying thing. I think it's safe to say none of them square up to the Gunship.
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                      • GuidoHunter
                        is against custom titles
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7371

                        #12
                        Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                        Originally posted by Squeek
                        Master Chief is a guy.

                        Read the books. His name is John. The only "girl" is the remnants of the memory of the doctor / professor / whatever who had the idea of training six-year olds until they were strong enough to withstand body modifications and augmentations, then good enough to use MJOLNIR. Those "remnants" were placed in Cortana.

                        ps halo sux
                        The only girl in what? John's memory or Halo 1?

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                        • soulofcerberus
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 367

                          #13
                          Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                          Originally posted by SethSquall
                          Samus would kill MC in 10 seconds. Samus has,

                          Better weapons.
                          All used from one gun. 7 or 8 different elemental weapons that can be charged up for massive damage. Oh and homing missiles. She can also plant bombs. I'm not even sure MC weapons could do much to Samus at all. If he's not having trouble carrying more than two that is.
                          Don't forget she also has (in some games) super missiles and power bombs. Power bombs= the ****.

                          Better Armour.
                          That suit can handle molten lava and that. Also 1000 health anyone. She can take serious damage. Master Gay is in serious trouble if someone pistol whips him. He's a pansy. His armour can't take crap.
                          Don't forget her screw attack in the original. Half weapon, half suit. She has no jumping hight limit with it. Plus it's awesome.

                          Better technology
                          Samus takes tech from different alien races, I mean come on, she's teched out something badass. She has different sensors and scanners and all that jibber. MC has a radio and an annoying hologram that can tell him just how badly he's getting beat up.
                          Morph ball. End of story.

                          Better Transport
                          What do I need to say? I mean, Samus' gunship needs be able to hop from planet to planet, solar system to solar system. It also needs to be fast and powerful enough to fend off other hunters etc. So lets look at what MC has. Jeep thing, tank thing, alien bike thing and flying thing. I think it's safe to say none of them square up to the Gunship.
                          I agree. MC's vehicles are crap. They don't do much and they're too easy to destroy.


                          Plus, Samus is a chick. She's hot, not arrogant, and not stupid like most guys are. She also doesn't have one big weakness between her legs. And if you say MC doesn't have a weakness there, then Samus kicks his ass by being able to have sex.

                          MC- "I was just badass and killed a ton of aliens that aren't much bigger than me."
                          Samus- "I just had killed a ton of things that are huge as **** and didn't even mess up my hair"

                          She also isn't owned by the military. She leads her own life and does what she wants. Can't really beat being a bounty hunter.


                          SAMUS = LOVE

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                          • craZ_kylo
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 368

                            #14
                            Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                            Originally posted by SethSquall
                            Samus would kill MC in 10 seconds. Samus has,

                            Better weapons.
                            All used from one gun. 7 or 8 different elemental weapons that can be charged up for massive damage. Oh and homing missiles. She can also plant bombs. I'm not even sure MC weapons could do much to Samus at all. If he's not having trouble carrying more than two that is.

                            Better Armour.
                            That suit can handle molten lava and that. Also 1000 health anyone. She can take serious damage. Master Gay is in serious trouble if someone pistol whips him. He's a pansy. His armour can't take crap.

                            Better technology
                            Samus takes tech from different alien races, I mean come on, she's teched out something badass. She has different sensors and scanners and all that jibber. MC has a radio and an annoying hologram that can tell him just how badly he's getting beat up.

                            Better Transport
                            What do I need to say? I mean, Samus' gunship needs be able to hop from planet to planet, solar system to solar system. It also needs to be fast and powerful enough to fend off other hunters etc. So lets look at what MC has. Jeep thing, tank thing, alien bike thing and flying thing. I think it's safe to say none of them square up to the Gunship.
                            but to be fair MC also has acces to the scarab gun

                            and to be nice we should give him active camo and oversheilds
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                            • Squeek
                              let it snow~
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14444

                              #15
                              Re: Master Chief vs. Samus

                              Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                              The only girl in what? John's memory or Halo 1?
                              The only girl in the game(s) who is considered a main character.

                              ps - what good is active camouflage? Samus has a Thermal and X-Ray visor.

                              You should have pushed for active recovery on his shields.
                              Last edited by Squeek; 04-21-2007, 06:26 PM.

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