So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(
In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.
Pssh Conker's Bad Fur Day. A Boss greater than him would have to be either Cyber-Demon (Doom 3) or Salazar's Right Hand (Resident Evil 4). While your throwing TP down Poo's mouth to win, you're killing large rushes of Imps to beat CD and you can't even KILL SRH; only dodge his attacks until you can escape. Now that's hardcore.
Verses of the song that I can remember by heart. I don't guarantee 100% accuracy, but his song is the greatest scene in video game history.
I am the great mighty poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat
You little twat?!
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
Do you really know what type of place you're in?
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin? [smiles, tooth glistens]
Now I'm getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
And when I knock you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: Yes, my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww...
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Augh...
GMP: My BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!!!
[glass shatters, opening the way to the flush lever]
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