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  • Sol_Solis
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 661

    #1

    Lapis


    and...
  • ckj846
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 2437

    #2
    RE: Lapis

    Interesting... I wonder what it will be rated.... I think it is a good and a bad idea, considering all the uproar GTA caused with Jack Thompson......
    O_o
    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
    pyro31191: rofl
    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      RE: Lapis

      what the-

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      • Snapps
        NO DOUBT GET LOUD
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Sep 2003
        • 5650

        #4
        RE: Lapis

        i touch ur clit

        u climax

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        • evilbutterfly
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 5784

          #5
          RE: Lapis

          The fact that it teaches how to stimulate women (and the fact that all the bunnies are different, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND) without "teaching how to stimulate women" is lovely. If I had a DS I would totally get it. :P
          So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

          In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

          So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
          And I write the blog for their website.

          Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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          • ToshX
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2004
            • 5111

            #6
            Re: RE: Lapis

            Originally posted by evilbutterfly
            The fact that it teaches how to stimulate women (and the fact that all the bunnies are different, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND) without "teaching how to stimulate women" is lovely. If I had a DS I would totally get it. :P

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            • Omeganitros
              auauauau
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: Lapis

              This topic makes me blush.

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              • nforcer06164
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2003
                • 4772

                #8
                RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                This topic makes me lol in horror at what this world has come to. We all knew it was going to happen eventually.

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                My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"

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                • FishFishRevolution
                  GotR Creator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 7251

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                  I think it's a good idea, if I hadn't been so clueless in middle school, my high-school life might've been more interesting.

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                  • Grandiagod
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 6122

                    #10
                    RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                    I guess my DS is finally going to get some use after all...
                    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                    • Kenzya
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3411

                      #11
                      Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                      I guess my *penis is finally going to get some use after all...

                      One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
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                      • Pumble
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 1301

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                        The DS's slogan just makes it all the more hilarious.

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                        • lord_carbo
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 6222

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                          Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more.
                          last.fm

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                          • Kenzya
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3411

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                            If you want to put a big rectangle in your ass, then sure!

                            One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix)
                            Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108
                            I'm Still Alive

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                            • evilbutterfly
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 5784

                              #15
                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Lapis

                              Just wait for the Revolution and stick the controller up something. It should stimulate you much more.
                              More proof that the boys here don't understand. Most women orgasm with clitoral stimulation moreso than vaginal stimulation. Vibrators and dildos shaped like penors are designed by men who don't understand. Women's vibrators for women are usually small and curved, designed to fit on the clitoris. They don't vibrator super hard like some of the big dick-shaped ones do, because too much stimulation is not good. Some of these smaller women-deisgned vibrators will also have a longer part that curves in so the vibrator can stimulated the g-spot as well. There are some nunchuck-like vibrators which are more of a one-size-fits-all thing, since a solid vibrator may not reach both the g-spot and the clitoris for some women. Sticking a revolution controller inside of a girl and making it vibrate won't get her off nearly as well as you may think.

                              Seriously guys, learn how to pleasure girls. That's the point of that game, and it will help you out down the line.
                              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                              And I write the blog for their website.

                              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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