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  • yo man im awesome
    soleil ardent
    FFR Simfile Author
    • May 2007
    • 6514

    #1

    Nintendo Switch

    Holy cow, what a presentation.

    Talk about your hype and the inevitability of you buying it here!

    Zelda has left me more emphatically excited than I have ever been for a game before.


    Originally posted by choof
    you double dad loving dipshit
    Originally posted by t-rogdor
    dammit now i have to smoke a picture of choof out of a bong
    Originally posted by smartdude1212
    I can't be the only guy who has wondered what it'd be like to menstruate all over the shower.
  • thesunfan
    Role Tide
    Sectional Moderator
    • May 2011
    • 10859

    #2
    Re: Nintendo Switch

    It looks like Fire Emblem Warriors is not what I am looking for
    this is an incredible shame
    Originally posted by Vendetta21
    Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
    Originally posted by XelNya
    I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
    Originally posted by star-crossed
    (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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    • XelNya
      [Nobody liked that.]
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2012
      • 3368

      #3
      Re: Nintendo Switch

      Total scoring:

      10 / 10

      - 5 points for paying for the online functions. They're lucky I don't dock all ten. Fuck this buisness practice. I hate microcunts and shitsony.
      - 5 points for EA touching this console as a whole. Fuck EA.
      + 2 points for Splatoon 2 (more to be added later if I like it based on other trailers later.)
      + 1 for breath of the wild. (Subtle +1 for the zelda in the bath shot / can't ignore it.)

      I loathe the idea of paying for a feature that is a selling point to games. Absolutely loathe it. I'd dock these same five points to any console that does this.

      My score will adjust as I see more stuff I like later but right now it's looking like it's gonna be 420 dollars to play splatoon 2.

      I'll add 7 points if they make it so the games I got on the WiiU can be played on the switch.

      I sincerely hope there is no console Pokemon game.

      Final score 3 / 10.

      Edit: 420 being 300 console 60 for splatoon and 60 predicted for the year of online.
      Last edited by XelNya; 01-12-2017, 10:58 PM.
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      • One Winged Angel
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        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2007
        • 10837

        #4
        Re: Nintendo Switch

        >my son's name is luigi
        >here's fifa

        breath of the wild voice acting seems a lot more dramatic in the japanese trailer compared to the english one, debating playing that one in moonspeak with eng subs

        also this holy fuck:



        sad we didn't hear fromsoft stuff but hopefully soon

        edit: please kill me

        Last edited by One Winged Angel; 01-12-2017, 11:13 PM.


        Originally posted by ilikexd
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        • yo man im awesome
          soleil ardent
          FFR Simfile Author
          • May 2007
          • 6514

          #5
          Re: Nintendo Switch

          Originally posted by XelNya
          Total scoring:

          10 / 10

          - 5 points for paying for the online functions. They're lucky I don't dock all ten. Fuck this buisness practice. I hate microcunts and shitsony.
          - 5 points for EA touching this console as a whole. Fuck EA.
          + 2 points for Splatoon 2 (more to be added later if I like it based on other trailers later.)
          + 1 for breath of the wild. (Subtle +1 for the zelda in the bath shot / can't ignore it.)

          I loathe the idea of paying for a feature that is a selling point to games. Absolutely loathe it. I'd dock these same five points to any console that does this.

          My score will adjust as I see more stuff I like later but right now it's looking like it's gonna be 420 dollars to play splatoon 2.

          I'll add 7 points if they make it so the games I got on the WiiU can be played on the switch.

          I sincerely hope there is no console Pokemon game.

          Final score 3 / 10.

          Edit: 420 being 300 console 60 for splatoon and 60 predicted for the year of online.
          In response

          I don't think anybody likes paying for online functionality hahahah. But I'm assuming to maintain a level of quality online that can at least compete with sony/microsoft's (the current free online kinda blows tbh), it's worth it. And honestly, the overall pricing is still significantly cheaper than that of other consoles, and I can't imagine Nintendo's online service being any more expensive than theirs (although i could see cheaper). Again I agree that paying for online is shitty, but Nintendo literally has to keep up.

          Fuck EA indeed, however it's a great business move that will inevitably sell consoles.

          Splatoon 2 Kreygasm

          Breath of the Wild I'm biased towards bc it's my favorite series of course but holy hell I'm excited.

          Personally I'm also immensely excited for Xenoblade 2 and Mario Odyssey. Both look suuuuper interesting, and I'm glad to see a proper sequel to Xenoblade.

          Originally posted by choof
          you double dad loving dipshit
          Originally posted by t-rogdor
          dammit now i have to smoke a picture of choof out of a bong
          Originally posted by smartdude1212
          I can't be the only guy who has wondered what it'd be like to menstruate all over the shower.

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          • Izzy
            Snek
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2003
            • 9195

            #6
            Re: Nintendo Switch

            I'm mostly interested in Splatoon 2.

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            • yo man im awesome
              soleil ardent
              FFR Simfile Author
              • May 2007
              • 6514

              #7
              Re: Nintendo Switch

              Originally posted by One Winged Angel
              breath of the wild voice acting seems a lot more dramatic in the japanese trailer compared to the english one, debating playing that one in moonspeak with eng subs
              I am sososososososososo hoping that they have interchangeable languages, especially since they removed region locking

              Originally posted by choof
              you double dad loving dipshit
              Originally posted by t-rogdor
              dammit now i have to smoke a picture of choof out of a bong
              Originally posted by smartdude1212
              I can't be the only guy who has wondered what it'd be like to menstruate all over the shower.

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              • DragonIIDX
                Not dragon, but dinosaur
                • Aug 2008
                • 916

                #8
                Re: Nintendo Switch

                I'm also excited for Super Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild. (Though I still think it sounds like a Donkey Kong Country title )

                I'm sad there's still no Metroid game, but hopefully one of those 80 actively developing titles will be one. One can dream~


                Originally posted by clasko1000
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                • XelNya
                  [Nobody liked that.]
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 3368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by yo man im awesome
                  I don't think anybody likes paying for online functionality hahahah. But I'm assuming to maintain a level of quality online that can at least compete with sony/microsoft's (the current free online kinda blows tbh), it's worth it. And honestly, the overall pricing is still significantly cheaper than that of other consoles, and I can't imagine Nintendo's online service being any more expensive than theirs (although i could see cheaper). Again I agree that paying for online is shitty, but Nintendo literally has to keep up.
                  1. Of course no one likes paying for it. It's stupid. People already pay for the internet, the game and the console, but just adding another 60 dollars is just. Uhg.
                  2. There are games that are purely online play that require no payment to use the servers. Overwatch. Sure it has micro-transactions, but tbh they're integrated perfectly (all of it is cosmetic and can be obtained by just playing the game. Good on you Blizzard.) Sure this doesn't fit the Nintendo way of making games, but it exists as a noteworthy situation regardless.
                  3. I personally see not having to pay for online as a selling point to the console.
                  4. I'm sure with the way this console's release is going, it's gonna be better than it looks right now. I'm being a bit of a douche.
                  5. It is somewhat cheaper than other consoles. In return for being weaker (not a problem imho I'm actually perfectly fine with the focus on game play / games approach they tend to have. See: my love for the Momodora game.) I'm hoping the price for a year of service is 40 instead of 60 because that'd be less bad. And less bad is good.
                  6. Them NOT releasing a Pokemon on this console would be preferred weird as this sounds.

                  On the other games.

                  I love a lot of the Zelda franchise. It's sick, I have some merch (the silver MM pin, a perler Hilda Kayla made, Amiibo, the like) are all really cool and while sure it's a pretty recycled IP it still feels good to play a zelda game (unless it's skyward shit.)

                  Mario looks mediocre, and Xenoblade isn't a sell for me because I still can't really bring myself to care about the first game.

                  Arms is dumb. 1 2 3 switch strikes a particular anger nerve because of that presentation's over-use of the word switch followed by snapping and just

                  /cringe

                  tldr: I'm being an ass now but I'll buy one anyways around Splatoon 2. I wasn't hyped about the WiiU till smash / Splatoon and ended up liking the system a decent amount.

                  Originally posted by DragonIIDX
                  I'm also excited for Super Mario Odyssey and Breath of the Wild. (Though I still think it sounds like a Donkey Kong Country title )

                  I'm sad there's still no Metroid game, but hopefully one of those 80 actively developing titles will be one. One can dream~
                  Nintendo can have +10 to this system if they take the fan made one, and put it into the e-shop and pay that guy well.
                  Last edited by bmah; 01-13-2017, 11:43 AM. Reason: edit post
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                  • gold stinger
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                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 6428

                    #10
                    Re: Nintendo Switch

                    I gotta pay for online? Not buying it. I have a long standing tradition of not buying game systems where I have to pay for online use.

                    As proof, the newest game consoles I own are Xbox, PS3, and Wii U.
                    Last edited by gold stinger; 01-13-2017, 01:49 AM.
                    Originally posted by YoshL
                    butts.



                    - Tosh 2014






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                    • Charu
                      Snivy! Dohoho!
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6161

                      #11
                      lol goldstinger

                      Also, that Zelda trailer made me rock hard.

                      Bird character is cute

                      Also also

                      Paid online is a bit of downer. At the same time though. I'm so sick of playing Smash 4 and having to constantly face people who are literally K-Mart connections or any other variations of that stereotype. It's really really REALLY annoying.

                      I certainly will pay for online if it means I'll be less subjected to that, and of course a good online infrastructure.
                      Last edited by bmah; 01-13-2017, 11:43 AM. Reason: edit post


                      Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                      Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                      Had a very shiny nose
                      And if you ever saw it
                      You could even say it glows

                      All of the other Snivies
                      Used to laugh and call him names
                      They never let poor Charu
                      Join in any Snivy games

                      (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                      Originally posted by Vendetta21
                      All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                      • Arntonach
                        Owlbears Rock!
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 2494

                        #12
                        Re: Nintendo Switch

                        Aw, you think paying for online access means it's good.
                        pack of hard stuffs

                        pack of my stuffs

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                        • Xiz
                          TWG Chaos
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 3399

                          #13
                          Re: Nintendo Switch

                          Prob gonna either buy a new camera lens or buy the switch.

                          I'll let my maturity decide.

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                          • Charu
                            Snivy! Dohoho!
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 6161

                            #14
                            Re: Nintendo Switch

                            Originally posted by Arntonach
                            Aw, you think paying for online access means it's good.
                            Er... no?

                            I think it'll do away with people with shitty connections that know they have shitty connections though.


                            Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                            Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                            Had a very shiny nose
                            And if you ever saw it
                            You could even say it glows

                            All of the other Snivies
                            Used to laugh and call him names
                            They never let poor Charu
                            Join in any Snivy games

                            (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                            Originally posted by Vendetta21
                            All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                            • gold stinger
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 6428

                              #15
                              Re: Nintendo Switch

                              Wait for the day that the 4DS costs money to play online
                              Originally posted by YoshL
                              butts.



                              - Tosh 2014






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