"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
I haven't had a personal computer or access to any computer that could play games for years now. Hasn't stopped me from grabbing 99% of all of the recent Humble Bundles just for the keys in the hope that I will someday have a computer capable of enjoying the games. Whatever your opinion of Origin is, it's still a pretty good price for some decently rated games.
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