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  • phe0nixblade
    Praise the sun mofo
    • Sep 2005
    • 4281

    #1

    Best. Game. EVER.

    Octodad: Dadliest Catch is an action adventure game for PC/Mac/Linux, PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, and iOS developed by Young Horses.





    Octodad is a third person adventure game about destruction, deception, and fatherhood. The player controls Octodad, a dapper octopus masquerading as a human, as he goes about a day of his life. His existence is a constant struggle, as he must master mundane tasks with his unwieldy boneless tentacles while simultaneously keeping his cephalopodan nature a secret from his human family.

    The player controls Octodad like a marionette, dragging his arms and legs around while his body flops along. The player’s goals are often simple household chores made difficult and interesting by the flailing, tenuous control they have over Octodad’s body. Being an octopus also has its strengths. Octodad can slip through tight spaces, grab objects with his suckers, and knock things around with tremendous strength. But if the player does things too out-of-the-ordinary, Octodad’s family will grow suspicious and realize what he really is. If they do, it’s game over for Octodad!
  • Riotpolice
    "Reach For The Stars"
    • Nov 2010
    • 1921

    #2
    Re: Best. Game. EVER.

    I thought FFR was the best game ever...
    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

    Originally posted by m0de
    im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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    • phe0nixblade
      Praise the sun mofo
      • Sep 2005
      • 4281

      #3
      Re: Best. Game. EVER.

      You've never played Octodad then.

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      • hi19hi19
        lol happy
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Oct 2005
        • 12194

        #4
        Re: Best. Game. EVER.

        3D QWOP


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        • blindreper1179
          Vice President Of TGB
          • Jun 2006
          • 5900

          #5
          Re: Best. Game. EVER.

          You've never played ffr then!
          Originally posted by thesunfan
          absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
          Originally posted by choof
          It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
          Originally posted by choof
          whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
          Originally posted by Celirra
          I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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          • phe0nixblade
            Praise the sun mofo
            • Sep 2005
            • 4281

            #6
            Re: Best. Game. EVER.

            but
            im a veteran
            :<

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            • -Fallen-
              xqsite OG
              • May 2005
              • 2836

              #7
              Re: Best. Game. EVER.

              Saw them review this on G4 a long time ago, I don't remember the reviews but I passed for whatever reason. :\
              One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community.
              BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

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              • Winrar
                Quasi-porn
                • Jan 2008
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: Best. Game. EVER.

                Played this last year, it seemed more funny than fun from what I remember.

                Originally posted by Staiain
                I'm sorry but... *flicks hair* I don't DO 0.x rates 8)

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                • qqwref
                  stepmania archaeologist
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 4092

                  #9
                  Re: Best. Game. EVER.

                  I beg to differ, the best game ever is clearly Super Mario 64.
                  Best AAA: Policy In The Sky [Oni] (81)
                  Best SDG: PANTS (86)
                  Best FC: Future Invasion (93)

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