MACHINE RAPING?!

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  • makaveli121212
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 3823

    #1

    MACHINE RAPING?!

    my friend just started playin ddr last week...first time he played, he sucked, as we all did...he was losing his balance alot, typical...i told him to use the bar to keep stable...instead he leans both hands on the screen of the machine...biggest improvement from game 1 to game 2 i have ever seen...but wow does he look like a fool with his ass stickin out extra...its the goofiest thing i have ever seen, but it worked for him...have you ever heard let alone see someone do that? should i tell him? maybe i should just take a picture of him for the forums...(to be continued)
    Originally posted by VxDx
    Stick it in her butt and pee.
  • DiGiCharat
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2002
    • 186

    #2
    You should take a picture of him doing his lean thing and show it to him.
    On the same note, I saw someone bend down and stomp on the left and down arrows while hitting the up and left arrows with their hands.

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    • jumpingzebra
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2003
      • 63

      #3
      My brother did matsuri japan on his hands (He is a gymnast and it was on standard mode).

      I want to see this, with the kid raping the machine man that is funny nvr heard of it before.
      I AM THE JUMPING ZEBRA WATCH ME LEEP!!!!

      Jumping is really fun you should try it sometime.

      Jump Jump Jump *BANG* *THUMP*... OW!!!

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      • Wolf_Breeze
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2003
        • 20

        #4
        I have tried to complete a song with my hands, but let's face it...

        I sucked....

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        • styxian
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2003
          • 6

          #5
          lollll..me and my fnd did 3 songs (forgot) sitting down with our busm in the middle and using hands to play...very fun but doing standard was pretty hard
          DDr, reccommend to all your fat friends

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          • Wolf_Breeze
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2003
            • 20

            #6
            ^_^;;; How nice!

            It is kind of fun... but still it's a waste of DDR playing time! ^_^;;;

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            • 3l3mental
              FFR Player
              • Dec 2003
              • 2

              #7
              ehheeheh, rape...thats a good one..well, it was my friends first time, and he was using his hands..damn, hes actually pretty good with dem..lol he cant do anything with his feet though..*so sad*

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              • Anticrombie0909
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2003
                • 4683

                #8
                Sexy

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                • I like it
                  Housekeeper
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 2122

                  #9
                  Re: MACHINE RAPING?!

                  wtf old

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                  • Engler
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2340

                    #10
                    Re: MACHINE RAPING?!

                    You just pulled a 4 year bump. Good job, I like it.

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