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  • Riotpolice
    "Reach For The Stars"
    • Nov 2010
    • 1921
    #31
    Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

    On a wooden plank which that I will now to smear all over the walls....
    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

    Originally posted by m0de
    im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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      • TheNoSoMan
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2009
        • 382
        #32
        Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

        In the toilet.


        Or maybe garbage can.
        Originally posted by someone's history teacher
        Watching porn is like reading recipe books without eating anything
        "Words of Wisdom"

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          • smartdude1212
            2 is poo
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2005
            • 6687
            #33
            Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

            Inside a set of speakers and then turn the volume up high so that when they turn on the speakers and sound starts blaring it will propel the shit all over everywhere.

            Ideally.

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              • Emithith
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2008
                • 1784
                #34
                Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                O
                I got it.
                Okay, the Toilet Seat.
                Yeah they'd be like WHO THE **** SHAT ON THE SEAT, WHAT MANNERS DO YOU GUYS HAVE? CAN'T YOU SHIT IN THE BOWL?

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                  • Tidus810
                    slimy, yet ... satisfying
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • May 2007
                    • 1244
                    #35
                    Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                    In a cigar humidor, provided they have one.

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                      • Cavernio
                        sunshine and rainbows
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 1987
                        #36
                        Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                        Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                        In my own underwear and pants which i leave on the floor in his bathroom.
                        Someone did that in the men's room at the Tim Horton's I used to work at. I never saw it, thank god.

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                          • thesunfan
                            Role Tide
                            Sectional Moderator
                            • May 2011
                            • 10859
                            #37
                            Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                            I'd break out of the house and do it in the mailbox
                            Originally posted by Vendetta21
                            Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
                            Originally posted by XelNya
                            I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
                            Originally posted by star-crossed
                            (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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                              • benguino
                                Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 4185
                                #38
                                Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                On the shower knobs. Looks like someone's gonna have to get dirty before they get clean.
                                AMA: http://ask.fm/benguino

                                Not happening now! Don't click to join!



                                Originally posted by Spenner
                                (^)> peck peck says the heels
                                Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                                And god made ben, and realized he was doomed to miss. And said it was good.
                                Originally posted by Zakvvv666
                                awww :< crushing my dreams; was looking foward to you attempting to shoot yourself point blank and missing

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                                  • EzExZeRo7497
                                    ⠀
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 6858
                                    #39
                                    Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                    On the computer desk I guess.

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                                      • Flaming_Dingleberry
                                        Everybody gets one.
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 1008
                                        #40
                                        Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                        I would nail a shelf onto the center of the most prominent wall in the house and shit on that.

                                        Or maybe break off one of the guys off an old baseball trophy and shit on that, and place that on the shelf of course.
                                        ~ 2nd Official FFR Gamewhore

                                        ~ 1st Official FFR Butthole

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                                          • jprox445
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 532
                                            #41
                                            Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                            empty toothpaste, shit and shovel it in it, washup after

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                                              • The_Toymaker
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Oct 2011
                                                • 820
                                                #42
                                                Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                                In their toilet.

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                                                  • Zageron
                                                    Zageron E. Tazaterra
                                                    FFR Administrator
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 6592
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                                    microwave the margarine
                                                    shit in margarine
                                                    put back in fridge

                                                    disease ensues

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                                                      • MarioNintendo
                                                        Expect delays.
                                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                                        FFR Music Producer
                                                        • Mar 2008
                                                        • 4177
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                                        Originally posted by MarioNintendo
                                                        On the ceiling fan LMAO
                                                        *Walks inside*
                                                        ''Hmm, we could use some fresh air aroun- WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT....''

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                                                          • jprox445
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Apr 2009
                                                            • 532
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Your mission. Should you choose to accept it:

                                                            under the rug

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