Five Reasons Thread

[madmatt621]

Basically take something that's happened in real life and give five reasons making fun of the subject.

I'll start.


Britney Spears has temporarily lost custody of her kids. . . supposedly because she defied the judge's orders to refrain from driving them around until she got a California driver's license. But that's not the ONLY reason. I got 5 on it. These had something to do with it. . .

5. She actually offered the kids to K-Fed in exchange for his Marlboro Miles.

4. She wants Phil Spector to produce her next album.

3. She thinks it's cute the way the kids shake when they need caffeine.

2. She breastfeeds everyone BUT the kids.

1. She won't buy the kids a toy from Wal-Wart unless it says it was made and painted in China.



PS. I was thinking about putting this in TGB, but move it if you think so as well.

[madmatt621]

Re: Five Reasons Thread

Until you make enough money to get your own place, you're stuck with that annoying roommate of yours. I got 5 on it the situation isn't THAT bad. . . unless you're hearing something like this

*5 THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR ROOMMATE*

5. Sey, duder. Two hot chicks just moved in downstairs. And you know what that means: They probably have hot brothers!

4. You like my new wig? I made it with your hairs I got from the shower drain.

3. Yo man, your dirty underwear hamper smells TASTY!

2. My girlfriend used your razor. Don't worry. She's not having a flare-up.

1. If walking around my own house in a black Speedo and pink tank top is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[rouge.]

Re: Five Reasons Thread

I'm not sure if this is the right idea but here goes lol

Five reasons you're addicted to the internet:
1) You tilt your head sideways to smile
2) You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html...
3) You start talking 1337 in real conversations (lol ub3r 0n0z etc)
4) You kiss your boyfriend's/girlfriend's homepage
5) You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com