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  • OnixRose
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2006
    • 1023

    #1

    That awkward moment...

    When your 5000$ hand-built rig can't play a mother ****ing Flash game.

    So how everyone's day going?

    1000% supporter of FFR character additions
    Originally posted by leonid
    FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.
  • ninjaKIWI
    plain old ugly ass dumbas
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 3304

    #2
    Re: That awkward moment...

    What did you possibly spend $5000 on?
    Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
    "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
    "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
    "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
    "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
    "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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    • OnixRose
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2006
      • 1023

      #3
      Re: That awkward moment...

      I think I made a thread about it before I quit, I'll check 1sec.

      Edit: Nvm, that was just a thread about water cooling that got no replies. Cool.
      Last edited by OnixRose; 11-19-2011, 10:38 PM.

      1000% supporter of FFR character additions
      Originally posted by leonid
      FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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      • Ziergdsx18
        ℜ1 ステップチャート 著者
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Nov 2007
        • 2800

        #4
        Re: That awkward moment...

        What the...


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        • igotrhythm
          Fractals!
          • Sep 2004
          • 6535

          #5
          Re: That awkward moment...

          Ouch. Your rig handles the latest tech...and there's no Flash support.
          Originally posted by thesunfan
          I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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          • OnixRose
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2006
            • 1023

            #6
            Re: That awkward moment...

            Cpu: i7 980x
            video card: gtx 480
            mobo: Gigabyte x58A ud-7
            RAM: 6 gigs of mushkin ridgeback i think, regardless it's not enough
            PSU: mushkin joule 1200 watt variable rail blah
            SSD: crucial Real SSD 64g (1st sata 6gb/s ssd on the market.)
            HDDs: 2 750g western digital caviar blacks 7200rpm in raid 1
            Sound card: HT Omega + Claro
            Case: Thermaltake armor+ silver
            some LG Blu-ray drive
            some flash reader drive with a floppy bay which i cant find a cable long enough to reach to the floppy port on my mobo...not that I use it anyway
            like 6 fans in this mofo, which is why I made the thread on water cooling...link here: http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=116169 necro bump that shit.
            some custom lighting
            monitor: Acer GD235Hz, 120hz 3d capable monitor 23.5in I can't see 3d anyway because I don't have binocular vision.
            kb: logitech g19 has a mother ****ing screen on this bitch
            mouse: logitech mx performance.
            OS: Windows 7 ultimate, inb4 linux, I'm planning on partitioning some ubuntu or something if I get another HDD. I need some wicked 5/7.1 speakers before I look at more hdds though.

            that was fun to type. Also I'm poor, it took me multiple years to save up that dough.

            In response to my initial "I'm bitching on a forum" OP, it could very well be that I need to update something and should probably just shut my comp down, or my web browser is a POS, or I have 115 tabs open right now, whatchu know about a workload son?
            Last edited by OnixRose; 11-19-2011, 10:45 PM. Reason: dead hamsters

            1000% supporter of FFR character additions
            Originally posted by leonid
            FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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            • ghost-
              Banned
              • Dec 2010
              • 787

              #7
              Re: That awkward moment...

              holy shit

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              • supermoe1985
                "It's crazy."
                • Dec 2010
                • 288

                #8
                Re: That awkward moment...

                Flash can lag no matter your specs because flash runs through your browser and can't use all of your computers power. That's why a standalone should fix lag Standalone Guide if it still lags then that would be a real shocker!

                EDIT: Really 115 tabs? If that is true then that is most likely the cause of your lag...
                Last edited by supermoe1985; 11-19-2011, 10:55 PM.

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                • OnixRose
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 1023

                  #9
                  Re: That awkward moment...

                  Originally posted by supermoe1985
                  Flash can lag no matter your specs because flash runs through your browser and can't use all of your computers power. That's why a standalone should fix lag Standalone Guide if it still lags then that would be a real shocker!
                  yeah yeah double post. I actually have allocated nearly a gig of ram to java so that i could fix lag on minecraft. Didn't do shit lol. So doing anything with flash will probably be fruitless as well.

                  Edit: I believe I have something similar to that thread, a guy posted a version of FFR for download after the servers crashed which I have. I think it still lags, I haven't used it in awhile though. But it lacks all the songs and is a pain to use.

                  Edit2: Also I should probably mention that I actually have no intention whatsoever of playing this game ever again anyway (or SM for that matter). I just think my ignorance is laughable considering I can't figure out what I need to do to make this work, or, if it can't work, how mindblowingly silly that is.
                  Last edited by OnixRose; 11-19-2011, 11:07 PM.

                  1000% supporter of FFR character additions
                  Originally posted by leonid
                  FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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                  • supermoe1985
                    "It's crazy."
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 288

                    #10
                    Re: That awkward moment...

                    Minecraft doesn't run on flash...it uses Java.

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                    • OnixRose
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 1023

                      #11
                      Re: That awkward moment...

                      Originally posted by supermoe1985
                      Minecraft doesn't run on flash...it uses Java.
                      oh shit that's what I meant, though to be fair I haven't been on MC in a long while either. But I'm fairly certain I've tried to fix settings in flash as well. Tried multiple browsers etc.

                      My issues with things could stem form virtual memory allocation i guess, I also have strange problems with programs and installations due to my OS being on a separate drive. That makes no sense, I shouldn't have problems, but I do.
                      Last edited by OnixRose; 11-19-2011, 11:04 PM.

                      1000% supporter of FFR character additions
                      Originally posted by leonid
                      FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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                      • ninjaKIWI
                        plain old ugly ass dumbas
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 3304

                        #12
                        Re: That awkward moment...

                        Originally posted by OnixRose
                        Cpu: i7 980x

                        Why.

                        video card: gtx 480

                        I hope you at least overclocked these.

                        mobo: Gigabyte x58A ud-7
                        RAM: 6 gigs of mushkin ridgeback i think, regardless it's not enough

                        4-6 is perfect for your general consumer, I doubt you need any more

                        PSU: mushkin joule 1200 watt variable rail blah
                        SSD: crucial Real SSD 64g (1st sata 6gb/s ssd on the market.)

                        HDDs: 2 750g western digital caviar blacks 7200rpm in raid 1

                        some flash reader drive with a floppy bay which i cant find a cable long enough to reach to the floppy port on my mobo...not that I use it anyway

                        What?

                        monitor: Acer GD235Hz, 120hz 3d capable monitor 23.5in I can't see 3d anyway because I don't have binocular vision.

                        You bought a 120hz monitor and then didn't buy the nvidia 3D vision kit?

                        kb: logitech g19 has a mother ****ing screen on this bitch

                        You paid 200 dollars for a shitty membrane keyboard with an LCD screen

                        I have 115 tabs open right now, whatchu know about a workload son?

                        yeah that's some hardcore web browsing there, 100% load if I've ever seen it.
                        Why would you ever buy this. What do you use it for? Battlefield 3 and Skyrim? What a waste of money.

                        Originally posted by OnixRose
                        yeah yeah double post. I actually have allocated nearly a gig of ram to java so that i could fix lag on minecraft. Didn't do shit lol. So doing anything with flash will probably be fruitless as well.
                        Wow that's just about the worst reasoning I've ever heard. Good job.
                        Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                        "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                        "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                        "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                        "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                        "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                        "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                        • RainbowsHaven
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 17

                          #13
                          Re: That awkward moment...

                          Cool story, bro. My $800 hand-built rig CAN run a flash game and minecraft. I have also YET to find a game that I CAN'T run on full settings. It's pretty sweet.


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                          - Ralph Waldo Emerson, "The Poet"


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                          • Ryusei_
                            God
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 1085

                            #14
                            Re: That awkward moment...

                            This entire thread hurt my soul just a bit.

                            In that dark place that no one likes to talk about.





                            The **** is wrong with you?

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                            • UserNameGoesHere
                              FFR Veteran
                              • May 2008
                              • 1114

                              #15
                              Re: That awkward moment...

                              Spending $5000 on a computer and then claiming you're poor don't belong in the same sentence, paragraph, thread, or continuum.

                              I'll let you figure out why.
                              Originally posted by Crashfan3
                              Man, what would we do without bored rednecks?

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