[Guide] Eating Gold Fish & Playing Spread

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  • stevenw9
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2007
    • 29

    #1

    [Guide] Eating Gold Fish & Playing Spread

    Out of a comedial moment, someone asked me to make a guide based on eating flavor blasted gold fish while playing spread, so here it is!

    Requirements:
    * 6 Rubber Bands.
    * 2 Pringles Cans.
    * Any number of bags of your favorite Gold Fish.

    Instructions:
    #1 - In the plastic top of the pringles cans, cut a hole just big enough for goldfish to slip through.

    #2 - Fill the pringles cans half way with gold fish. If you want to fill it up more, you'll need some tight rubber bands which may be hazardous to your health.

    #3 - One at a time, put a pringles can against an arm between the shoulder and elbow. Use three rubber bands to keep it on your arm.

    #4 - As your playing spread, raise your elbow so the Gold Fish can slip into your mouth!

    #5 - Adjust as appropriate.

    Closing:
    If anyone can actually do something like this and link me to a vid... I will forever bow down to you as my master. :P

    Example (with M&M's and tape instead of rubber bands):
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    Last edited by stevenw9; 09-17-2008, 12:05 AM.
    "Be bold, brave and forthright and the bold, the brave and forthright will gather round you."
  • travman301
    #swagdog
    • Mar 2004
    • 2641

    #2
    Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish & Playing Spread

    Rofl...

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    • Coolgamer
      Old-School Player
      • Sep 2003
      • 677

      #3
      Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish & Playing Spread

      Originally posted by stevenw9
      Out of a comedial moment, someone asked me to make a guide based on eating flavor blasted gold fish while playing spread, so here it is!

      Requirements:
      * 6 Rubber Bands.
      * 2 Pringles Cans.
      * Any number of bags of your favorite Gold Fish.

      Instructions:
      #1 - In the plastic top of the pringles cans, cut a hole just big enough for goldfish to slip through.

      #2 - Fill the pringles cans half way with gold fish. If you want to fill it up more, you'll need some tight rubber bands which may be hazardous to your health.

      #3 - One at a time, put a pringles can against an arm between the shoulder and elbow. Use three rubber bands to keep it on your arm.

      #4 - As your playing spread, raise your elbow so the Gold Fish can slip into your mouth!

      #5 - Adjust as appropriate.

      Closing:
      If anyone can actually do something like this and link me to a vid... I will forever bow down to you as my master. :P
      I might do it if you offered a bit more. I'm always willing to make an ass of myself.




      Originally posted by Synthlight
      St1cky only proves that he has no life and that his parents are alcoholics. They probably abused him with rubber duckies when he was a baby. Why else would you exploit scores on FFR?

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      • s0ulst0n3
        <SPACE FOR RENT>
        • Sep 2006
        • 2076

        #4
        Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

        When I get home, I'm so doing this.
        PM me if you want to rent my custom title. :3
        ~Far too many years of chaos and unrest, far too many voices brutally supressed!~

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        • LLaMaSaUceYup
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2007
          • 3759

          #5
          Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

          lmao, someone make this video.
          I still don't see this working.
          AAA a song + eat 7 goldfish, lmao.

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          • Oni-Paranoia
            No fucks
            • Dec 2006
            • 2440

            #6
            Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

            Im trying this, but not with goldish, im gonna do it wit some type of cereal since goldfish are eugh, anyways, expect a vid within the next hour

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            • NeoMasterPie
              Forum User
              • Jul 2007
              • 1405

              #7
              Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

              When I get some pringles cans...

              Darn right I'm trying this. No vid though, I'm fugly. :3 BTW, nice guide.

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              • Beethovens mask
                FFR Veteran
                • Dec 2007
                • 1569

                #8
                Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                Holy **** thank you so much. I didn't think you would make a guide for me! <3

                My mum just bought some of those Flavored Blasted goldfish in the little packs, so I'll try it right now.

                For all you wondering...

                Originally posted by Beethovens mask
                I you can make a guide on eating flavor blasted gold fish and playing spread at the same time I would love you, and it would get stickied.
                (I put I)

                Pics if it works...


                EDIT: **** my mum threw out our pringle cans
                Originally posted by fastfingers65
                beethoven youre terrible at speaking like a moron

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                • Oni-Paranoia
                  No fucks
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2440

                  #9
                  Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                  this is harder than it seems oh well, AAAing Excite bike while drinking orange juice, that any good?>

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                  • Coolgamer
                    Old-School Player
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 677

                    #10
                    Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                    Does it have to be Pringle cans or just any tube thing?




                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                    St1cky only proves that he has no life and that his parents are alcoholics. They probably abused him with rubber duckies when he was a baby. Why else would you exploit scores on FFR?

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                    • stevenw9
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 29

                      #11
                      Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                      Guys, I wasn't really serious... BUT! if you find a method that really really works, leme know and i'll edit the guide and slap your name in the credits. :P

                      LOL I posted this on another set of forums, and I got a video response. GOGO!

                      *edited first post*
                      Last edited by stevenw9; 09-17-2008, 12:05 AM.
                      "Be bold, brave and forthright and the bold, the brave and forthright will gather round you."

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                      • Mitsuho
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 19

                        #12
                        Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                        Here's my contribution.


                        Legs can just be four chopsticks or something; tape or through the can.
                        You place it between your arms, the keyboard, and your torso. Lean down, grasp the mouthpiece, raise your head just high enough that you can see the screen over the can, and finally shake your head slightly back and forth before lowering the can back down on its legs.

                        Theoretically you can do without the legs and just keep it in your mouth or strapped to your head... but that's more like a feedbag than a snack dispenser.
                        此処は何処?

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                        • iluswirl
                          Clueless & Comfortable
                          • May 2007
                          • 462

                          #13
                          Re: [Guide] Eating Gold Fish &amp; Playing Spread

                          Guys.. Why not get some string and attach a paper towel roll filled with goldfish to your face.. Close one side with paper and tape.. You're good to go. Attach to head, raise head slightly and open mouth, then enjoy while still FCing Death Piano.

                          Expect a drawing soon.

                          EDIT: Changed to string..

                          Last edited by iluswirl; 09-17-2008, 02:07 PM.

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