Chain messages on FFR

[seththelezzy]

Re: Chain messages on FFR

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

you will die within 2 days

d00d thiz 1 scarred me evry1 repost it

I thought of another one.

PLEASE DO NOT READ. 3 months ago, a man named George broke into someone's house and raped a dog. If you do not repost this 3 more times, George will rape you and your dog!

[Kaos_X]

Re: Chain messages on FFR

One of these days these things will go to far and someone will acutally kill someone else or die then others will follow in and the WORLD WILL END

[hoochan]

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This reminds me of this http://youtube.com/watch?v=rBOfD2JBv0w

[abro13]

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man, i guess i'm gonna get haunted, killed, cursed, have my soul stolen, have a family member killed, and stupidly hit alt+f4. if i hit alt+f4, i will close my ffr game! help!!!

[jugglinguy]

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please help guys, today is a full moon and its a friday and i have mirror and i have a closet. Nice knowing all of you.

[Draigun]

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Once upon a time the internets was created. A userbase of age 10-16 became suddenly bored with their lives and decided to begin creating chain messages out of boredom. The tiny brains of those that use the internet suddenly became afraid that these synthetic messages would somehow control their lives in one way or another. Post this every time you see someone posting a chain message. If you do not repost it, you will probably live a successful life, as you do not submit to conformity. If you do repost it, you will probably die in two days from diabeetus due to your obvious commitment to the internets and your obvious discommitment to exercise.

[seththelezzy]

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Oh no! This is thread # 66688! Everyone die!

[jugglinguy]

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Oh no! This is thread # 66688! Everyone die!

only if you're on an ffr mirror.

[seththelezzy]

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What do you mean?

[rshadow8888]

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Not all the threads were put on the FFR mirrors.

[Yeldexae Exodus]

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Katu Lata Kulu, eh? I still have unfinished business with her. *Draws the Sword of Genesis*

Katu Lata Kulu isn't real anyway. Search all you want for info on her. You'll find nothing except for chain spam. Wikipedia even says she's chain spam.

now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough

Okay, so she will appear in my mirror saying that my not pretty enough? Seriously, Lauren, learn some freaking grammar. And the message says, "a she" I don't know if a she is a noun, but it sure as heck isn't referring to Lauren.

You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.

Next Friday, I will be kissed. Tomorrow is the best day of my life. Tomorrow is Saturday! Friday and Saturday aren't the same day. Besides, I haven't even bothered to date anyone at the age I'm at.

[Minorfault]

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PLEASE DO NOT READ. 3 months ago, a man named George broke into someone's house and raped a dog. If you do not repost this 3 more times, George will rape you and your dog!

repost...

REPOST...

r3p0zt///

lmao my doggie just got dem rapped!

oh wait, I don't have a dog.

[Shashakiro]

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Hi. If you're reading this, it's already too late, you're cursed. If you don't repost this on at least five Youtube videos, then the next time you watch TV, a ring will appear and you'll die in seven days. Specifically, you'll be killed using the voodoo magic of some creepy little girl. If you do repost this on at least five Youtube videos, then you'll fall in love in seven days, make a billion dollars in a month, be happy for the rest of your life, and be a complete ****ing retard who actually believes in this bull****.

[spinal_compression]

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Please read or forever be cursed. Once upon a time there was a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy was a troublesome boy who liked to go on adventures. One day Jimmy decided to set out on a quest. This was a quest like so other so he packed a backpack full of snacks and useless nick-nacks. Jimmy started on down the street when a stranger pulled up next to him in a car and said, "Excuse me little boy, where are you going?" Jimmy glanced up and didn't reply as he knew not to talk to strangers. The car drove off and Jimmy was puzzled as he didn't fully understand what had happened. Jimmy then returned home and started to play his good old Playstation. The end. Congrats! I have just wasted 5 minutes of your life. Send this to 100 other people over the course of the next 30 minutes or forever be cursed with retarded chain letters like this one.

[Yeldexae Exodus]

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XD Spoofing is one of my favorite things to do. So I'll try one.

In 1945 a man named Vince Costa was walking in the forest. He had black hair, red eyes, no mouth, and no ears. He suddenly dissapeared and wasn't found until 2000 when 20 angels found him dead after being stabbed in the back, raped, and hung in a closet. Now that you have read this, you will get your soul stolen by Lauren. However, if you post this message in 3 videos and press Alt+F4, you will be saved and get kissed by your love tomorrow.

See a pattern in that?