STOP "newb" threads

[sammo123]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

yes but it is fine when its in the newbie forum but if they are posting in like media saying i bought new shoes then theres a problem

[darklordsarumon9]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

[OrganisM]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

Wow... you just defeated the whole purpose of posting your thread and contributed to spam worst than most of the newbie threads. Congrats.

[sammo123]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

thank you i was just trying to state a point not get everyone upset

[OrganisM]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

I don't think anybody has the care about the subject to be upset. The point is that you aren't making any point.

I hope this thread gets locked soon.

[sammo123]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

me 2 well it has apoint to me idc if you guys dont see the point but i do and i thought other might to,

obviouslty not

[phe0nixblade]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

In before B& and lock. FTW

[Magic_V2]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

So anyway I have to go to Florida for a week to buy some new shoes.
ibl

[g4z33b0]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

i knew you guys would say that

This leads me to question your ability to string thoughts together.

[Engler]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

In before lock. It's coming...

[sammo123]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

i hope the lock is coming im sick of you people

[FalcoLombardi]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

i hope the lock is coming im sick of you people

dont be so mean, the lock will come soon enuff

[wickedawesomeful]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

yes but it is fine when its in the newbie forum but if they are posting in like media saying i bought new shoes then theres a problem

Kind of like posting a thread in FFR General Talk that has absolutely nothing to do with FFR.

[sammo123]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

it kinda does since forums are on the ffr site and some have to do with ffr then it is technically having to do with ffr

but yea i had no idea where to put it srry

why does everyone hate me today

[g4z33b0]

Re: STOP "newb" threads

FFR General Talk tends to be about the game itself. This thread does not deserve existence.