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  • sithmercenaryboss
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 75

    #1

    HAPPY JULY 4th!!!

    Happy Independence Day (for all you Americans out there)
    My mom say\'s I\'m special.
  • Yanah_the_Master
    Banned
    • Apr 2003
    • 1126

    #2
    hahahaha its my moms birthday too

    she got screwed out of another holiday

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    • QreepyBORIS
      FFR Player
      • Feb 2003
      • 7454

      #3
      Originally posted by Yanah_the_Master
      .......she got screwed.....
      Fucking thank you for that tidbit of disgusting news.

      Fuck you.

      Signature subject to change.

      THE ZERRRRRG.

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      • china_doll
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2003
        • 2

        #4
        Yes, Happy July the 4th everyone! Today (or rather yesterday, in Tokyo) was/is the Jrocker Gackt Camui's birthday. He's officially 463!

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        • Yanah_the_Master
          Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 1126

          #5
          Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
          Originally posted by Yanah_the_Master
          .......she got screwed.....
          Fucking thank you for that tidbit of disgusting news.

          $*%# you.
          ??
          i said she got screwed out of another holiday

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          • scorpio1690
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2003
            • 4817

            #6
            Happy American Day eh? Us Canadians have Canada Day eh? It rhymes, happy july 4th eh?

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #7
              Okay, I was thinking about this last night....what is the point of Canadian Day?

              Here is my rendision of how Canadian Day came about:

              Two Canadians came down from Canada to see what "The Fourth of July" really was. They sat in awe as they looked up into the sky at all the fireworks. One man approuched them saying:

              A: "Hey, You Canadians, here's one holiday you don't get to Celebrate!"

              C1: "Yeah, well....we have our own holiday...."

              C2: "Yeah! and it's called.....uhh....Canadian Day!!!"

              C1: "Yeah, it's just like your forth of July....only better because it is Canadian."

              C2: "and it comes before your holiday too."

              A: "Yeah? So what exactly are you celebrating then? I mean, you don't have totally independence from England....Hell, you don't even have one National Language"

              [At the same time]
              C1: "Yes we do it's French"
              C2: "Yes we do it's English"

              C1: "It should be French because the French are so supieor and smarts!!!"

              C2: "It should be English because that is the business language of the world!!"

              The story ends with a fist fight.

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              • Yanah_the_Master
                Banned
                • Apr 2003
                • 1126

                #8
                and [fat] canadians in thongs

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                • SotN
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1159

                  #9
                  Originally posted by china_doll
                  Yes, Happy July the 4th everyone! Today (or rather yesterday, in Tokyo) was/is the Jrocker Gackt Camui's birthday. He's officially 463!
                  Guy1: Man, did yu know Gackt is Tidus?

                  Guy2 Wait, isnt he Cloud?

                  Guy3: Dude, it's Gackt. He's both.
                  209

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                  • 87x
                    Retired Staff
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 4379

                    #10
                    hahaha.. jewpin.. you out did yourself that time... but reallly i think thats what happened.... minus the thong


                    RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
                    87x: more like.. professional goth.

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                    • scorpio1690
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 4817

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                      Okay, I was thinking about this last night....what is the point of Canadian Day?

                      Here is my rendision of how Canadian Day came about:

                      Two Canadians came down from Canada to see what "The Fourth of July" really was. They sat in awe as they looked up into the sky at all the fireworks. One man approuched them saying:

                      A: "Hey, You Canadians, here's one holiday you don't get to Celebrate!"

                      C1: "Yeah, well....we have our own holiday...."

                      C2: "Yeah! and it's called.....uhh....Canadian Day!!!"

                      C1: "Yeah, it's just like your forth of July....only better because it is Canadian."

                      C2: "and it comes before your holiday too."

                      A: "Yeah? So what exactly are you celebrating then? I mean, you don't have totally independence from England....Hell, you don't even have one National Language"

                      [At the same time]
                      C1: "Yes we do it's French"
                      C2: "Yes we do it's English"

                      C1: "It should be French because the French are so supieor and smarts!!!"

                      C2: "It should be English because that is the business language of the world!!"

                      The story ends with a fist fight.
                      First off it's CANADA DAY! GET IT RIGHT! Second, Frenchland is not Canada, it's some dead baby producing mutant, Canada doesn't have a guy named Bush starting wars just because we can, we have a guy with half a face that doesn't count as a canadian,

                      Canada Day marks the unification of four British colonies on July 1, 1867. A single piece of legislation, known as the British North America (BNA) Act, joined the present-day provinces of Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia together as one nation.

                      The BNA Act proclaimed "one Dominion under the name of Canada," which is why the original name of our national holiday was called "Dominion Day."

                      Since confederation, six more provinces and three territories were joined under the Act. In 1982, the Act was amended to include the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and to augment Canada's status from a simple 'dominion' of the British realm to that of a fully autonomous nation within its own right.

                      The Act was then renamed the Constitution Act, and Dominion Day was renamed Canada Day.

                      The first Dominion/Canada Day was celebrated publicly at Queen's Park in Toronto on July 1, 1875. Canada Day is always observed on July 1, unless that date falls on a Sunday, in which case it is observed the following day.

                      Oh ya, and Yanah, which country has people dieing from being overweight everyday? You see, we have a McDonalds and A&W and all those, we just don't choose to eat at them for breakfast, lunch and dinner all week

                      Notice how the American was being a prick?

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                      • nestlekwik
                        Retired Staff
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 2317

                        #12
                        You tell them scorpio! I'm glad I live in the country I do, but I feel it could be so much better. But that is another issue.


                        Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                        Naruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.

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                        • jewpinthethird
                          (The Fat's Sabobah)
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 11711

                          #13
                          Originally posted by scorpio1690
                          Notice how the American was being a prick?
                          Scorpio gets a cookie.

                          At the moment, I hate America. If I could, I'd move to Canada. I hate Bush, and I hate all those SUV loving Sons of Bitches.

                          "OH MY GOD! THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS DIED ON SEPTEMBER 11TH! EVERYONE, BUY MY BUMPER STICKER! IT SAYS: 'God Bless America'. I DIDNT GIVE A SH*T ABOUT MY COUNTRY BEFORE HAND, BUT NOW IT'S SO HIP AND COOL!"

                          Bull Sh*t. Whatever happened to all that Patriotism? It died out just like the Beanie Baby Fad.

                          I only solute the flag in honor of those who died for America. Not for the fucking President and those who back him up and his Bull Sh*t wars. I solute the flag for those before me who gave their lives so that I would have the freedom to write this bull sh*t rant.

                          LONG LIVE CANADA.

                          p.s I didn't know anything about Canada Day before I wrote that. Thanks to Scopio for explaining it. Sorry if I offened any Canadians, it was just a joke.

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                          • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 3078

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                            Originally posted by scorpio1690
                            Notice how the American was being a prick?
                            Scorpio gets a cookie.

                            At the moment, I hate America. If I could, I'd move to Canada. I hate Bush, and I hate all those SUV loving Sons of Bitches.

                            "OH MY GOD! THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS DIED ON SEPTEMBER 11TH! EVERYONE, BUY MY BUMPER STICKER! IT SAYS: 'God Bless America'. I DIDNT GIVE A SH*T ABOUT MY COUNTRY BEFORE HAND, BUT NOW IT'S SO HIP AND COOL!"

                            Bull Sh*t. Whatever happened to all that Patriotism? It died out just like the Beanie Baby Fad.

                            I only solute the flag in honor of those who died for America. Not for the fucking President and those who back him up and his Bull Sh*t wars. I solute the flag for those before me who gave their lives so that I would have the freedom to write this bull sh*t rant.

                            LONG LIVE CANADA.

                            p.s I didn't know anything about Canada Day before I wrote that. Thanks to Scopio for explaining it. Sorry if I offened any Canadians, it was just a joke.
                            wow jewpin thats was er.......touching? Anyways I spent the 4th of July the best way possible...@ Cedar point

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                            • QreepyBORIS
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 7454

                              #15
                              I'm not a big fan of the US, but Canada is Canada, and Canada sucks cock, PLUS it is soiled by the French (yes, they are a part of Canada, too). This means it is inferior to the US. Hooray, lets get some Labatt Blue.

                              End of story.

                              Signature subject to change.

                              THE ZERRRRRG.

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