WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

[Azpb Djbread]

WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ For StepMania is now open for Submissions!



This pack is Aiming somewhere between 20-40 Simfiles but this could change pending on how many file submissions there are.

Also, Please don't submit any unfinished Charts/Files please, If you bother to send an un-finished chart, it will be removed in the final publish of the pack (Unless its a good chart, it might get an acception. HIGHLEY Unlikely.)

There isn't a limit to how many files you can submit, however the more you send, the stricter I will (Or any moderators that are willing to judge) be with judging. This way the pack doesn't end up with over 200,000 files from the same person. I'm also perfectly fine with already released files, as long as they are yours.

I'm the sole judge for this pack. Any other comments or suggestions for the pack feel free to post them here as well.

Graphics are highly appreciated. Any low quality ones (an example would be a 720x480p quality image) will be replaced with a better set by me or someone else, unless it contains any unapropriate images, it will be removed altogether.



Any song submissions will go to : [email protected]



Charts ranging from Novice - Oni are fine, as long as the Chart is Playable & Enjoyable.

The more Charts sent, the merrier, even if you are new to stepping.

Please don't send irrelivant files other then simfiles or Graphics, unless it is somehow neither and still relivant.

Thankyou to anyone who participates!

P.S : This is a non-official pack, this is just for fun.

links for files with :

unfinished & poorley made simfiles will be in the 1st Link
Unfinished Simfiles in the 2nd Link
The full release will only contain the finished and judged files.

Feel free to ask any questions on this thread about this pack.

Edit : You can submit pre-made simfiles if you would like.

[EtienneSM]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

Sign me the fuck up.

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

No need to put that this is an unofficial pack. Pretty much every pack is unofficial

[Wayward Vagabond]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

Also lol at 60-80 submission goal

[MarioNintendo]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

If this suffers the same fate as undermania, I'd be pissed!

[Azpb Djbread]

If it does, i have my "Rest in spaghetti, never forghetii" ready.

No need to put that this is an unofficial pack. Pretty much every pack is unofficial

One of my other packs that were released because it was tooken as an official pack, so just making sure that it does not happen again.

Can't wait until the release date, so people can email their simfiles.

I Might have to lower expectations of the number of simfiles, now that i look at the number,


Vagabond is right.

Edit : Lowered number.

[kirbykawaii5464]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

I'll maybe submit some stuff, if i got any...

[MooMoo_Cowfreak]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

If this suffers the same fate as undermania, I'd be pissed!

What a shitshow lol

[Gundam-Dude]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

there's a difference between reasonably bumping a thread for important updates like reviews, and pointless spamming (which is in fact against forum rules)

Any low quality ones (an example would be a 720x480p quality image) will be replaced with a better set by me or someone else, unless it contains any unapropriate images.

do you expect to be taken seriously

[Walrusizer]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

thats a lota double posts that is

[Perlence]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

please wait 5 more years before posting on the internet again

your future self thanks you

[Dinglesberry]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

please wait 5 more years before posting on the internet again

your future self thanks you

He's right bro just check out my post history... Well, perhaps I'm still just as dumb as I was in 2008/9, but still.

[Charu]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

Um... why do I feel that sort of cringey feeling when I go in this thread?

[MinaciousGrace]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

So here I am sitting in my chair about to dismiss you as an incompetent attention craving dolt but i thought to myself, hold on... maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt. It's what i would want others to do for me.

So I downloaded your "pack" from http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=144501

Ok first file lets check it out. First impressions are always the most important, right?


This is an excerpt from the flagship file of the pack. 100 bpm on the dot... hmm... seems fishy. I guess you just pick simple music to step. Well I can say confidently that you more or less have the concept of hand balance down. Not really sure what any of the notes go to but hey you know what I can appreciate some artistic liberty. This is a pretty high bar for quality simfile though, I hope the rest of the pack can keep up.

Ok on to song two. Huh.


Folder that contains no audio file? I see, you've expanded upon your initial creativity and you've turned this dump simfile into a simfile dump puzzle. Well upon further inspection the bg.png is actually an incorrectly identified audio file. Hats off to you my friend you are a wizard of dumps.

Ah but wait theres more, it's 100 bpm... again!


Maybe this 100 bpm thing is a theme the meaning of which will be unveiled at the end of the pack?

Ok what do we have next. Oh a spongebob campfire song, or something.


Such devilish clevarity. Note the 100 bpm. A pattern begins to form, and yet it is a pattern formed by the patternless. Patterned by the formless. I am baffled by the genius of the minijack in this section... and the defiant nature of your 6 note anchor... Avante garde, my friend, bravo.

And yet still.


Note the eccentric yet unyielding employment of the .wav format. You're on the precipice of a paradigm shift so seismic in nature it will force the bubonic plagues into a new strain of virus.

You have captivated me thus far... I know not whether I can in good conscience continue, lest I be taken ahold of... and succumb to your overpowering simfile aroma. Yet I have not this discipline, let us continue on this journey.

Song 4. A culmination of brevity. A ruination of levity. A vindication of veracity. This here, my favorite section.


Note the defiant nature of the song title. Crusty Crab Pizza Ear Rape. This is song 4, you could have taken the low hanging numerological fruit and enlisted a song title with four words, yet you chose to spit in the face of mediocrity. A taunt for those with less mental fortitude.

And yet you mock your own defiance. Self satire held within the notes of the file itself. See here, the employment of the four note jack on the note four. Powerful imagery indeed. A true artist does not inspire others. He is a caricature of himself. A mesmerizing haunt from which he forces himself to run... to abandon his weaker self in aspiration to evolve.

To speak of haunting... this 100 bpm, what does it mean? I must know. I cannot hold me for no longer, I must advance at my own peril. I know not yet the taste of such knowledge and yet I salivate... careen for it... masticate for it....

The Finale.


Yet for you to which I understand not this melodic warren of imagery. A tactilian supposition. A response to the known and the unknown and yet it is its own declaration. A pilum to a phylum. A fusillade of unconjoined juxtaposition. For here hath this creator seen and unseen and in his moment of vision given us the answer. To dump. To cum. To rape. To violate. They are all one and the same. A single note. A single sperm, and yet, a flood.

To turn, and revolve. To rotate. To swing and sling; a crepuscular cretin to have been emulated in such effigy. An ersatz, faux ennui. A diminution of a simulation.. and this light to my eyes, my shattered countenance of thoughts and emotion. It, too, is a single note. And yet a flood.



The finale to a finale. A fractinale. A fin, a fish, a swim, a sperm. A dump.

A pregnancy.

A birth.

A death.

100.

I know now.

Thank you.

[Walrusizer]

Re: WongNoodle Spaghetti Pack ~2016~ (Open for Submissions)

that is a fucking masterpiece