What the hell is up with me and 95 perfs and 3 greats on jumpstream files O_O...
Delirium Oni...Recent...
UGS Oni...Just now...
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
you sound like a nerd and your girlfriend is trying to make you sound less nerdy because your nickname for your ex is m'lady dragonborne or some shit and she don't wanna be seen with no scrub
Originally posted by smartdude1212
The asshole in me wants to tell your girlfriend to stop being a pussy bitch about it.
The concerned forum poster in me wants to tell your girlfriend nearly the same thing.
Rawr...I'll post a Plastic Mind score when I can get those up beat jumps lol...
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Lol...Plastic Mind and it's ****ing awesomeness of awesome...I only get mixed up now on the part where it's left, up, left, up OHSHI! jumps!!! with freezes...Once I get that...I'll have it FC'ed mwahaha...
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
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