I'm a dork, Call me at (541) 754-0092 8)
for free phone sex.
That's all for now, but one question,
Does Size Matter?
for free phone sex.
That's all for now, but one question,
Does Size Matter?
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you have a small penisDELETE THIS ACCOUNT -
You are a stupid fat ugly dork, I shout out at the outrage you have suffered for being Short, Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Nerdy, Dumb, Idiotic, Retarded, Foolish, CLumsy, and for having a pencil dick
I'm so much cooler than you 8) cause your a short asian dipshit.
Your so fat that when someone gets on top of you, their ears pop!
Your so fat that when you go to a theatre, you sit next to everyone!
thats all for now! All you pencil dicks out there just break them off!Comment
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YAY N00BS BURNING N00BS! GO N00B! GO N00B! IT'S YOUR B-DAY! (excluding me)
I feel sorry for you Aaron you must be having some major issues if you're pondering that, yes it matters if you have a 1/2 inch penis.
You deserve to be flamed for the following reasons:
A) Your A FUCKING HUGE ASS N00B WHO MADE A GAY THREAD! (both of you)
B) Your a dork (you admitted it).
C) Your a dork (I know it).
D) You asked for phone sex (cause you don't get any in real life).
E) You obviously need the action desperately cause you HAVE 1) NEVER HAD and 2) WILL NEVER HAVE A GF... The only action you will get as when you play strippoker with your boys and cope a feel or two...
F) YOU JIZZ YOUR DAMN PANTS every time you see a girl cause you know you won't get any and you got to savour the moment.
G) GET OFF THE DAMN FORUMS N00B! NOW!!!
YES I'M A N00BAHOLIC, I LIKE TO FLAME N00BS, CHEW THEM UP EAT, AND SPIT 'EM OUT. IT'S LIKE TOBACCO YOU CAN'T STOP FLAMING IT AND SPITTING IT OUT WHEN YOUR DONE TEARING IT UP ALL OVER THE PLACE... YOU JUST CAN'T STOP PWNDING THESE STUPID N00BS!!!DELETE THIS ACCOUNTComment
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Yeah he has one smaller all right! sucker!!!! Burn in hell aaron Sumeda who lives in corvallis oregon!Comment
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That's fuckin' hilarious man,
I agreeComment
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AARon Sumeda, YOu need alife Outside of your parents basement,
YOur probably A high school sex deprived kid, The only reason you posted this is to hope there's a girl dork who would like to "unite" with you in the BACK OF A FREAKIN' VAN! Your kind makes me puke, you sack off parott droppings, you Maloudorous PERVERT N00b!!!!!! go suckle a girafe you idiotic piece of shit, You need to get a life outside of the interior of a house. If I could be next to you now I would Shoot you with a tranquilizer dart and cart you off to L.A. and sell you for $20 in dimes as a slave. You have no hope of ever living in society. If I was your parents I'd have killed you at birth and desecrated the body. There are few people as dorkish as you in the world and I've got a hit-list with them on it! (not-really) but you get The Idea of how much I hate stupid dorks!
So now burn in Hell!
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N00Bs...all of youI just realized that I can\'t stick one finger into the electric outlet and shoot lightning bolts from another. Oh well, guess I\'ll play some FFR while I\'m stuck here in hospital.Comment
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Some Moderator please lock this thread. Not only does it need locked, it needs burned.Comment
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Yeah it wouldn't surprise me any if they were the same person. How pathetic.Originally posted by Maldaris
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