Tass is bored… Somebody wins!
So, I’m sitting here in NYC, waiting for the basketball games to start tonight, and I’m bored. I thought, “Tass, how can you cure your bored while involving the FFR community?” And I replied to myself, “Well Tass, we can run a contest, we can.”Â
So, without further ado…Â Â a caption contest!
Uploaded to my profile is this image:
I don’t know what this thing is… but, come up with the best caption to go along with this image and you’ll win a 6 month subscription. Any others that are good, but not good enough to win, will get some credits.Â
It is currently 2pm EST. You guys have until 4:30pm EST to submit your caption. To submit, post a comment for this image in my profile, located through this link.
 Good luck, and happy captioning!
-Tass
EDIT: Contest is over. I’ve read all the responses, and via a completely subjective process… our finalists are MarukuAntoni, SmacK, Netjet!, EnR, Atharus, -Barista-, DDRfreak15371, and JenovaSephiroth. I have to run and don’t have time to pick the grand prize winner… will re-edit this in about 8 hours with the subbie winner. The above 8 will get credits. Jenova will also get cake.
 EDIT2: And, after a tough deliberation process, I’ve decided that the well thought out portal reference caption by JenovaSephiroth is our winner, with the following caption:
“Insert your Identity Disc into the white Identity Disc Reader, put your hands on the handles on the sides, and pull towards yourself. The door should gently slide out and downwards, and reveal a Weighted Companion Cube. Please be advised that the Weighed Companion Cube will not kill you, and, in fact, cannot speak. If, in the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, do not follow its advice.
AFJ
Aperture Factories, Japan
‘For the good of all mankind, except the ones who are dead’”
66 Responses to “Tass is bored… Somebody wins!”
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Posted at 1:02pm on March 14th, 2008
first wooo
Posted at 1:04pm on March 14th, 2008
second lol
Posted at 1:04pm on March 14th, 2008
3rd wtf???
Posted at 1:05pm on March 14th, 2008
4rd D:
I dunno what it is =/
>.>
Posted at 1:05pm on March 14th, 2008
this doohickey allows even the stupidest retard to take over teh worldz!
Posted at 1:06pm on March 14th, 2008
Ah, you’re like 45 mins away from me.
Posted at 1:06pm on March 14th, 2008
A caption for that?
Posted at 1:09pm on March 14th, 2008
yes. a caption for that.
and remember… post replies under the image, not here.
Posted at 1:10pm on March 14th, 2008
Rofl Tass did you see mine?
Posted at 1:13pm on March 14th, 2008
Can we submit more than one caption?
Posted at 1:19pm on March 14th, 2008
ya i have the exact same question as blueguerilla
Posted at 1:31pm on March 14th, 2008
IDK WHAT I WROTE
RANDOM
Posted at 1:35pm on March 14th, 2008
Can it be raunchy?
Posted at 1:36pm on March 14th, 2008
ok
Posted at 1:43pm on March 14th, 2008
Yes, can we submit more than one caption?
Posted at 1:45pm on March 14th, 2008
i think tass has that answer
Posted at 1:54pm on March 14th, 2008
oo
Posted at 2:01pm on March 14th, 2008
hey tass delete my caption so i can put a better one in
Posted at 2:03pm on March 14th, 2008
sorry for double post but nvm
Posted at 2:04pm on March 14th, 2008
Just put another one…
Posted at 2:04pm on March 14th, 2008
i did that dude its uber
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
aw, you didn’t tell me you were going to be around the nyc area. *sulksulk*
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
wrong username; go figure xP
Posted at 3:30pm on March 14th, 2008
So, who won?
Posted at 3:44pm on March 14th, 2008
good question xD
Posted at 3:44pm on March 14th, 2008
final 8 posted. have to run. winner around midnight.
Posted at 3:47pm on March 14th, 2008
Yay, cake. :3
Posted at 3:55pm on March 14th, 2008
ohai <3
Posted at 4:22pm on March 14th, 2008
EnR?!?! lol. He wins by saying ohai synthlight.
Posted at 4:48pm on March 14th, 2008
aww man I thought I would have surely won with my awesome knobknobrevolution statement.
Posted at 4:57pm on March 14th, 2008
Wtf even though I check this site daily, (sometimes more) I always seem to miss these spontaneous contests.
Posted at 5:07pm on March 14th, 2008
^_^
i won!!
Posted at 5:24pm on March 14th, 2008
Yea, because everyone thinks Synth is a robot @ Custom. So I gave Synth a Hello, because thats him in the pic.
Posted at 5:51pm on March 14th, 2008
jenova better win
Posted at 5:53pm on March 14th, 2008
now for suspence
Posted at 6:08pm on March 14th, 2008
Why does jenova get cake?
Oh well. Lol @ my caption “No Tass, penis not go here”
Posted at 6:40pm on March 14th, 2008
butbut… I wants cake. =(
Posted at 7:18pm on March 14th, 2008
cake sounds GOOOOOOD
Posted at 9:15pm on March 14th, 2008
So, the winner will be posted at, what, midnight?
Posted at 9:56pm on March 14th, 2008
I fuond what it is but idk if its been already found.
The new AFJ Test System for luminaires permits the testing of both electronic and traditional ballasted luminaires, including those with switch-type starter circuits.
Posted at 11:10pm on March 14th, 2008
im pretty sure its a LISN – Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC and it tests the luminaires with circuits? probably not gunna win but hey. lol thats what i think it is
Posted at 11:41pm on March 14th, 2008
So how will jenova be getting this “cake”, it would be crushed during shipping.
Posted at 1:28am on March 15th, 2008
heh..deserved i guess. although mine was short and to the point and not instructions. at least i get credits.
Posted at 1:31am on March 15th, 2008
wheres my credits?:(
Posted at 1:49am on March 15th, 2008
Wtf, Tass went offline, I WANT’Z MA CREDS
Posted at 2:02am on March 15th, 2008
will send out credits and do the subbie tomorrow… sorry, it’s busy here in NYC. and i’m a bit tipsy.
Posted at 2:10am on March 15th, 2008
alright, thanks
how many creds will it be ?
Posted at 8:10am on March 15th, 2008
It is a LISN, to answer endward’s question. =P I had that as my caption.
Posted at 1:44pm on March 15th, 2008
so this means that Jenova gets credits, cake, AND a subscription? WTF!!!?
Posted at 2:30pm on March 15th, 2008
DDRFreak, you forgot the cake is a lie.
Posted at 10:13pm on March 15th, 2008
whats the point of getting a subsciption given to u if youre already a subscriber? let the non-subscribers have it
Posted at 10:15pm on March 15th, 2008
and sorry for double post just out of curiousity this is off topic when is the next token going to be released?
Posted at 11:14am on March 16th, 2008
OMFG!!! HOLY CRAP
I HAVE FREKIN 8 MILLION+ CREDITS!!! XD
i’m not sure if i am sopposed to have this much or its a glitch………….
Posted at 12:40pm on March 16th, 2008
if i were you i wouldnt tell anyone
Posted at 1:32pm on March 16th, 2008
woah
i have em too
Posted at 1:40pm on March 16th, 2008
same ;}
Posted at 3:02pm on March 16th, 2008
Yeah. This seems to happen to everyone once in a while. I think everyone’s got the 8 million…
Posted at 3:42pm on March 16th, 2008
damn if i had been there i woulda made a way better caption than that :<
Posted at 10:13pm on March 16th, 2008
Dude! Duh It’s a Flux Capasiter! lol
Posted at 10:56pm on March 16th, 2008
danm it looks like a pluge in
Posted at 11:00am on March 17th, 2008
i hate basketball
Posted at 5:34pm on March 17th, 2008
What ever random mod/admid sees this, I hope to god it lets ffr2 and renaissance play downwards for us downward players. *HINTHINTHINTHINTHINT* *hint*
Posted at 8:05pm on March 17th, 2008
slipknotdancer r2 sucks (unless ffr staff add lots of stuff to it or if not it will always be horrible) and resonance isnt all that great either
Posted at 11:49pm on March 19th, 2008
WTF IS THAT STUPID THING!!!!
Posted at 1:42pm on March 22nd, 2008
how are they going to let someone win, when they stole almost all of that from Portal the game.
Posted at 1:13pm on March 23rd, 2008
It’s a EMI Filter for single-phase power converter using software based noise seperation!