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Posted at 11:51am on October 31st, 2008
h4x
Posted at 12:23pm on April 15th, 2008
LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC
A.F.J.
492
$AUD 3,000.00
Posted at 12:05pm on March 24th, 2008
Do it yourself laser eye surgery! Just grab hold of the handles, press the buttong that says "Do Not Use" and center your pupil over the hole. In seconds your vision will change so drastically, you'll be able to look at everyone in an entirely new way! [no refunds]
Posted at 6:55pm on March 19th, 2008
Caption:The new and improved version of the gaydar
Gaydar: ugly...ugly....ugly...(points to Tasselfoot)FABULOUS FABULOUS FABULOUS!!
I think it likes you O.o
Posted at 4:55pm on March 19th, 2008
*QUOTES AUSTIN POWERS GOLD MEMBER*
MY WINKEY WAS THE KEY!
Posted at 4:36pm on March 19th, 2008
Oh Yeahh, you stick your connector in here and here. Then it will make me work. O.O
Posted at 4:10pm on March 19th, 2008
its a transformer waiting for the right moment to attack! everybody run!
Posted at 8:00am on March 19th, 2008
it is a single phase power converter
Posted at 3:08am on March 19th, 2008
Internet Hate Machine
Posted at 9:19pm on March 18th, 2008
condom anyone?
Posted at 3:10pm on March 18th, 2008
Lol, I love how everyong posts AFTER the contest is over. :[ I did too... So, just to end all posts. STOP POSTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WE GET THAT IT'S SOME MACHINE THAT'S USED TO DO SOMETHING. DO YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW MORE? "It's an iWTF" <---- AHAHAHAHAHAH no.
Posted at 1:05pm on March 18th, 2008
its the thing man u know the thing
Posted at 10:34am on March 18th, 2008
Now Introducing the iWTF. is the most funny quote on here... Contest over.
Posted at 10:24am on March 18th, 2008
a controll panel to the G.w bushes misslles ;]
Posted at 10:17am on March 18th, 2008
Aww, I fail't.
Posted at 10:17am on March 18th, 2008
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
In west toaster-oven born and raised
On the counter where I spent most of my days
Plugged in, boasting, toasting all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my knobs fell off
they said Do not use: for we are ebil.
I begged and pleaded with them the other day
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
They gave me a kissin’ and they gave me my ticket
I put my power supply on and said I might as well toast it.
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking oil out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-air live like?
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for an outlet and when it came near the
Namebrand said "fresh" and had
Posted at 4:34am on March 18th, 2008
it's great and all, but.... WHERE'S THE ON BUTTON!???
Posted at 2:52am on March 18th, 2008
If only a woman was this simple to operate.
Posted at 12:27am on March 18th, 2008
this shit right hurrr can make tupac come back, make clay aiken strait, and make someone vote for nader all at once!
Posted at 8:42pm on March 17th, 2008
ok....where the hell is the socket!?
Posted at 8:38pm on March 17th, 2008
my Easy Bake oven
Posted at 7:33pm on March 17th, 2008
Sorry Tass, this isn't a vibrator.
Posted at 6:53pm on March 17th, 2008
press the yellow button make it moan. Press the blue button make it scream. Press the middle button and it will kill you.
Posted at 5:40pm on March 17th, 2008
go ahead..plug me in...oh and insert here...
Posted at 2:25pm on March 17th, 2008
Oh no, Doc! Someone stole the Flux Capacitor!
Posted at 2:21pm on March 17th, 2008
Circumcision of the future.
Posted at 7:23am on March 17th, 2008
left nipple goes in yellow right nipple goes into blue push button for a true charge. or for a speedy charge stick genitals into the center. any questions?
Posted at 7:11am on March 17th, 2008
Its like A blow job machine
Posted at 11:06pm on March 16th, 2008
automated cavity searcher. just sit and press button on bottom right.lol. srry i was soooooo late i just got to get on the computer today.
Posted at 10:57pm on March 16th, 2008
danm it looks like a pluge in
Posted at 10:16pm on March 16th, 2008
Dude its a flux capasiter!!! lol But Realy... it is
Posted at 8:28pm on March 16th, 2008
cut the red wire.
Posted at 8:13pm on March 16th, 2008
buy your authentic ROB system!!! still fresh from the olden day. uy now and get the real ROB robot for free!!!
Posted at 7:43pm on March 16th, 2008
"Insert Quarter Here, Or there."
Posted at 6:55pm on March 16th, 2008
this unit the megaplexor increases the certain part of the male body.. lol the megaplexor BUY NOW!!!
Posted at 5:02pm on March 16th, 2008
the matrix
Posted at 3:45pm on March 16th, 2008
continuumtransfunctioner?
Posted at 2:34pm on March 16th, 2008
Run for your life! GLaDOS is back, and this time trying to take over FFR! I knew this website was just another Portal!
Posted at 2:28pm on March 16th, 2008
This is what happens when you play too much FFR, you turn into..Whatever that thing is, I'm so sorry Tass.
Posted at 1:28pm on March 16th, 2008
"Hilary--About just as smart."
Posted at 12:30pm on March 16th, 2008
Now this is our latest model in computers! We have yet to give it a name, but we will once we figure out what it does.....
We belive it gives us free access to the government website.
Posted at 12:29pm on March 16th, 2008
Honey, I shrunk the kids!
Posted at 12:25pm on March 16th, 2008
omg thx tass u rock!
Posted at 12:24pm on March 16th, 2008
1 That's pretty hardcore for a toaster.
2 The energizer bunnies secret
3 The Continuum Transfunctioner [dude wheres my car]
4 I told you gaydar was real.
5 Mommy, is that where babies come from?
6 It's electric boogie woogie woogie
7 W.A.L.L.I.E.
8 Michael Jackson's "CHILD MAGNET"
9 The real question is, how do I put it back together?
10 What happens to your microwave when the instruction manual was in Obispeño
Posted at 11:08am on March 16th, 2008
Now, Introducing... the iWTF.
Posted at 11:18pm on March 15th, 2008
What do you mean you unplugged the internet?
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted king spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 4:45pm on March 15th, 2008
"What is it?"
"Why its the cutting edge of technology honey!"
"..but what does it do, and why do we need it?"
"well you see umm... you just....."
"yes?"
"..........stfu no0b!"
Posted at 4:13pm on March 15th, 2008
Omg, so thats what happened to Arch0wl.
Posted at 3:49pm on March 15th, 2008
1) Tass's baby picture.. lol
2) Justin Timberlake got around to a future sex/love machine.
3) Sex toy for old men who can't get it up.. the AFJ Zap it Up...
Posted at 3:48pm on March 15th, 2008
The next event in the special olympics contest
Posted at 3:28pm on March 15th, 2008
Insructions
1) Plug into wall
2) Lick Finger
3) Insert finger into slot A
Posted at 3:17pm on March 15th, 2008
"Perfect for all you mindless workers, now look like you're doing something pressing buttons with something elaborate!"
Posted at 3:15pm on March 15th, 2008
"Well...If I plug it in here..and press this button..then this one and turn that little yellow knob.."
Posted at 2:53pm on March 15th, 2008
The machine to end all boredom!
Posted at 12:56pm on March 15th, 2008
we were at the beach ...everyone had matching towles. we went under a dock and there we Found a rock ....but it wasnt a rock it was a ...ROCK LOBSTER!!!!
Posted at 12:43pm on March 15th, 2008
electrical socket thing: zzzzzzz......
(it looked sorta like a sleeping face xD)
Posted at 11:58am on March 15th, 2008
600W Dummy Load
(aka ffr)
Posted at 11:57am on March 15th, 2008
it looks like one of the oxygen in haler for people have hard time to breathe(mostly for old people)
Posted at 11:19am on March 15th, 2008
now how does this fricken thing work...
Posted at 10:54am on March 15th, 2008
Exaggerated soft ice cream dispenser.
Posted at 10:25am on March 15th, 2008
Tass has an oldschool inhaler
:D
Posted at 6:22am on March 15th, 2008
"Um, sir. I think we found HAL in your closet."
Posted at 2:37am on March 15th, 2008
This be a Flux Capacitor.
Posted at 2:10am on March 15th, 2008
hmm... is that george bushes advisor? i knew he was a retard lolz
Posted at 2:09am on March 15th, 2008
hmm.... it says insert plug here.... does it mean the 3 circle thingies or the big ass plug....... they need 2 fix this shytty book so i can actually read it D:
Posted at 2:06am on March 15th, 2008
the new and improved..... wtf is that thing? i thought i was advertising gameboys u liars!!!
Posted at 1:17am on March 15th, 2008
automatic stepfile machine dose the work in half the time it takes normal people to screw up
Posted at 1:11am on March 15th, 2008
When children ask "Where do babies come from?" This is the answer you try to avoid telling them.
Posted at 12:24am on March 15th, 2008
Shashakiro is proof that even anyone can be as talented as Asian people, all you have to do is look Asian, and God does the rest... or Buddha
Posted at 12:23am on March 15th, 2008
If you're out of beer and have no way to lose brain cells, TRY TO FIGURE OUT THIS PICEC OF $#@! if you can actually work this new and exciting item, we'll give you a free brain cell deleter attachment FREE OF CHARGE because no one should be as smart as you, unless you're Shashakiro.
Posted at 12:19am on March 15th, 2008
"The manual just says insert"... *zip*
Posted at 12:04am on March 15th, 2008
_Insert Here
Posted at 11:35pm on March 14th, 2008
"Ohhhh so thats where i put it"
Posted at 11:11pm on March 14th, 2008
LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC its for testing luminaries
Posted at 11:06pm on March 14th, 2008
and then the children wasted about 2 hours trying to think of a funny comment about this ugly piece of crap.
Posted at 11:04pm on March 14th, 2008
is that my compenis? oh snap! (pun attended)
Posted at 10:35pm on March 14th, 2008
The children just didn't know it was really an enema dispenser.
Posted at 9:54pm on March 14th, 2008
http://www.ferret.com.au/c/Westek-Electronics/AFJ-Test-System-for-luminaries-available-from-Westek-Electronics-n734488
Posted at 9:53pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ Test System for luminaries available from Westek Electronics
Posted at 9:47pm on March 14th, 2008
Thats a Line Impedance Stablilsation Network
Posted at 9:46pm on March 14th, 2008
That is an Spectrum Analyser
Posted at 9:13pm on March 14th, 2008
probably some hospital thing lol
Posted at 8:52pm on March 14th, 2008
George Bush's right hand man.
Posted at 8:27pm on March 14th, 2008
hey thats my old computer i used to play ffr on
Posted at 8:07pm on March 14th, 2008
This is defiantly a toilet. You poop into the hole thing in the middle. The blue nob thing shoots out a nice odder eliminating spray that is obviously strawberry scented. The yellow one is defiantly the most important; this one lets out some anti-bacterial lotion, making your hands smell bad but keeping them clean. The nob looking thing in the right is a place to plug in your headphones (yes people, this nifty machine allows you to listen to your favorite artists while taking a dump) [headphones not included!]. The button at the bottom left is the flusher. Make sure that you push this button, because if you don't the next person who uses it will get an unexpected surprise. The two buttons in the middle are really nothing. They're just put there by the manufacturers to look cool. You may have to empty the contents of this toilet every week or so. By the way, this toilet is on its side, so it should be facing up so you can sit on it. Trust me on this one you guys. I know my t
Posted at 7:50pm on March 14th, 2008
Fail.
Posted at 7:36pm on March 14th, 2008
So, You plug it in right here....
What was that?
Are you okay Snake?
Snake?!?!
SSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 7:34pm on March 14th, 2008
The AFJ on the bottom right is..
Another failed justice.
Iunno, i'm too late anyways, at 4:30 EST I'm still at school...
Posted at 7:27pm on March 14th, 2008
strongly connected with synthlight.. is this one of his stepfiles?
Posted at 7:15pm on March 14th, 2008
PLEASE INSERT BLUNT END OF YOUR UNIT HERE
Posted at 7:07pm on March 14th, 2008
This is a machine that make u think is a machine but is not a machine that make u think its a machine that u think is a machine but u still think is a machine evin if is a machine that make u think is a machine ,im just saying that machine is a machine ... maybe not
Posted at 6:57pm on March 14th, 2008
My parents were being funny when they gave me a "laptop". They did say it would be a surprise.....
Posted at 6:29pm on March 14th, 2008
are you bored retarded and have nothing to do with your life? well then get this thing with wires! it has plugs for people with adhd and hooks and wires too shock emo people when sad! order now!
Posted at 6:19pm on March 14th, 2008
welcome to my space gadgets on command
Posted at 6:15pm on March 14th, 2008
gameboy man
Posted at 6:02pm on March 14th, 2008
this type of object makes you think "what the hell have the Japanese/Chinese been doing with their lifes"
Posted at 5:56pm on March 14th, 2008
You dumb shit, you made it inside out >_>
Posted at 5:50pm on March 14th, 2008
No Tass... it's my turn with the SexBox...
HER NAME IS SONY!!!
Posted at 5:30pm on March 14th, 2008
(this message is for emo kids only)it's a freaking machine, you plug things into it, you turn it on, it doesn't work, it displays a giant hologram of the excersism movie on full blast and it keeps your eyelids open and follows you around, oh and if you just plug a green wire with the words ph3ar t3h p3ngu1n$ on it and press go u got yourself a best friend; oh yeah and..... tass pwn3ds so much, he is the ruler of all flying machines and man kind (im the ruler of cows though but oh well) tass rocks tass rocks tass rocks
Posted at 5:29pm on March 14th, 2008
"Finally I have made a machine campable of dominating the world! Now where did I put that energy sphere?"
I know I'm too late but I wanted to make one anyway.
Posted at 5:22pm on March 14th, 2008
According to the little yellow lable, this machine was not meant to be used.
Posted at 5:12pm on March 14th, 2008
R2D2's brother
Posted at 5:11pm on March 14th, 2008
its a time machine duh!!! u can easily c where the crystals go
Posted at 5:05pm on March 14th, 2008
Compaion Cube 2.0
The AFJ cube is a lie...
Posted at 5:04pm on March 14th, 2008
Made in Japan.
Posted at 5:03pm on March 14th, 2008
Portable electricity. Expiration date: 1st of April.
Posted at 5:01pm on March 14th, 2008
This is the new 3000 model of the Caption Writer Delux!
it'll shot your webs and shoops your cats!
[who cares if i cant win lol, just bored like tass =/]
Posted at 4:49pm on March 14th, 2008
this is before poeple new how 2 masturbate so they watched this weird thing
Posted at 4:48pm on March 14th, 2008
"its where tass takes all the little girls"
you know that caption should have won
Posted at 4:45pm on March 14th, 2008
In the time before Television, people watched this box. It's called the Artifcial Farting Jellygod.
Posted at 4:44pm on March 14th, 2008
*continues contest*
Muahahaha, so witty.
Posted at 4:39pm on March 14th, 2008
Tassel Foot =d
Posted at 4:22pm on March 14th, 2008
Before Supper NINTENDO There Was A.F.J
when game consoles were as big as your dog!
Posted at 4:20pm on March 14th, 2008
quasar v2
Posted at 4:12pm on March 14th, 2008
Ohdamn. My clock is off by an hour. xD
Posted at 4:12pm on March 14th, 2008
PLUG GOES WHERE?!
Posted at 4:11pm on March 14th, 2008
Nintendo AFJ
Posted at 4:08pm on March 14th, 2008
Hmmm, so where do i put my keys???
Posted at 4:02pm on March 14th, 2008
The yellow plug vibrates
Posted at 4:00pm on March 14th, 2008
*Reads Brochure*
Emo Death Trap 5000.
Why shove a metal object in some plain ol electric outlet when you can shove it in these colorful beautys. Comes with instructions and your own colorful metal probes of doom. Kill yourself with a electric volts that go up to 6000 VOLTS! Thats double the amount of a electric chair! And it runs only under $19.99 plus shipping and handlings.
Posted at 3:46pm on March 14th, 2008
its bop it! B.C. edition. bob the middle, flick the blue, twist the yellow, and spin the silver.
Posted at 3:44pm on March 14th, 2008
It is true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Posted at 3:42pm on March 14th, 2008
ok. read all the responses. this is now over. although feel free to keep posting.
Posted at 3:41pm on March 14th, 2008
And so the advanced human brain has created this machine. It's to bad we don't know what it does. (just for fun)
Posted at 3:39pm on March 14th, 2008
Tass's Heart
Posted at 3:38pm on March 14th, 2008
contest is over guys EST is +1 on server time and 4:30 passed like 8 ish minutes ago
Posted at 3:38pm on March 14th, 2008
Do not use if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant.
This machine is for external use only.
Posted at 3:36pm on March 14th, 2008
"My handles are better than your love handles"
Posted at 3:34pm on March 14th, 2008
Warning do not touch or ninjas will kick you in the pelvis.
Posted at 3:34pm on March 14th, 2008
Let's stick it in it's floppy :3
Posted at 3:33pm on March 14th, 2008
its where tass takes all the little girls
Posted at 3:33pm on March 14th, 2008
after long search, the brain of the president Bushborg has finally been found. apparently it has recieved lots of damage and will not function longer. the elections were just in time!
Posted at 3:32pm on March 14th, 2008
wow, Tass! i didn't know your girlfriend was that hot! now i'm jelous!
Posted at 3:31pm on March 14th, 2008
Watch what I can do! ~PZZZZT!~ Oh lookie there, I'm naked... mah balls are drawn...
Lookie there, here comes my possy!
Mr. Blue Hole
Mrs. Yellow Hole
And Dr. Silver Hole.
And this is MAH face -o-
look at mah shiny arms and dull feet!~
...
Me: SNAP OUT OF IT TASS, IT WASN'T FUNNY THE 50th~69,239th TIME!
Tass: ***You are being banned*** Muhahahha :D
I pwn Elect-rution days!
VOTE 4 TASS!
Posted at 3:31pm on March 14th, 2008
I has a machine
Posted at 3:30pm on March 14th, 2008
"Hahaha, did you hear that? It just LOLed at your confused look."
Ignore the entry before this :P (typo)
Posted at 3:30pm on March 14th, 2008
what the...!?!
Posted at 3:30pm on March 14th, 2008
C3PO: You sure it goes there R2? D:
Posted at 3:30pm on March 14th, 2008
W32.Gaobot.AFJ is a worm that spreads through open network shares, backdoors that the Beagle and Mydoom worms install, and several Windows vulnerabilities
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
Now available!!
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
This is JasonKey's ban machine. As you can clearly see, it is labeled "Do not use" because he is the only one who can use it. The three ports on the corners are used to plug in external ban ray devices (NOW WIRELESS), eg. a banhammer, and a super cool ban-bazooza! Press the power button, and you die. ;o
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
Hit F1 for help.
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
Press button.-Reseav bacon
Posted at 3:29pm on March 14th, 2008
Anal probe?
Posted at 3:28pm on March 14th, 2008
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
Posted at 3:28pm on March 14th, 2008
Behold the gaming console of the future! The Tass!
Posted at 3:28pm on March 14th, 2008
Hahaha, did you that? It just LOLed at your confused look.
Posted at 3:27pm on March 14th, 2008
IT'S BETTER THAN SEX!
Posted at 3:27pm on March 14th, 2008
Have all the powers of Synthlight in a box! The blue thing makes people go to heaven. The yellow thing makes people go to hell. There are several knobs that will help you destroy or save someone's life. Get yours today! Wait, this gives you the powers of God!? I thought Synthlight and God were the same thing...
Posted at 3:27pm on March 14th, 2008
Spishak's Newest Invention: The Kidney stone Jacker :D
Posted at 3:26pm on March 14th, 2008
And then there was this.
Posted at 3:26pm on March 14th, 2008
can't u guys read??? it obviously says DO NOT USE!
Posted at 3:26pm on March 14th, 2008
Abstinence, Stay away from me aids D:
Posted at 3:25pm on March 14th, 2008
"PC Load Letter"? WHAT THE FUHK DOES THAT MEAN??
Posted at 3:25pm on March 14th, 2008
What a useless object; it only has three buttons! You can't play FFR with only three buttons!
Posted at 3:25pm on March 14th, 2008
OMG! I KNEW SYNTHLIGHT WASN'T A REAL PERSON!
Posted at 3:23pm on March 14th, 2008
A Freaky Java Machine
Posted at 3:23pm on March 14th, 2008
the new president of the united states!! Garuanteed to be smarter than Bush!
Posted at 3:23pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert your Identity Disc into the white Identity Disc Reader, put your hands on the handles on the sides, and pull towards yourself. The door should gently slide out and downwards, and reveal a Weighted Companion Cube. Please be advised that the Weighed Companion Cube will not kill you, and, in fact, cannot speak. If, in the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, do not follow its advice.
AFJ
Aperture Factories, Japan
"For the good of all mankind, except the ones who are dead"
Posted at 3:21pm on March 14th, 2008
Who needs a black or woman president - -when you could have THIS ROBOT?!
This message has been approved by the "John McCain is neither black nor a woman" campaign.
Posted at 3:21pm on March 14th, 2008
A F J!!
the
Alternate
Ffr for
Jasonkey
Posted at 3:21pm on March 14th, 2008
The new improved one of a kind, super ultra ffr Mind Reader only 1 avilable, $15.00 made from the dark and gloomy area of the work known as tass's basement. "This was a 3 year project!" Tass says. "I really want to get into ffrians minds to really know what there up to! MUHAHAHAHA". So get it now casue tass really needs money.
Posted at 3:20pm on March 14th, 2008
It's obviously a suppository.
Posted at 3:20pm on March 14th, 2008
lock box to ur moms vagina
Posted at 3:19pm on March 14th, 2008
this thing can let everyone lose there virginity
Posted at 3:19pm on March 14th, 2008
From the producers of such dynamic products as the Tass Toaster, and the Tassel Foot Massage Machine, AFJ brings you the Tassformer2000!
Ever wonder what it's like being the marvelous Tasselfoot? Well, now you can experience the Tassyness first hand! Simply twist the blue knob, and the Tassformer2000 transforms you into the tremendously terrific tassely Tass! You have the power to b4n noobs, lock threads, and make spontaneous contests!
Tassformer2000, get one today!
Posted at 3:17pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert 25 Cent To Get Banned
Posted at 3:16pm on March 14th, 2008
HAHA So that is what Alienware is...
Posted at 3:15pm on March 14th, 2008
I feel sorry for tass when he has to read the entries for this thing.
Posted at 3:14pm on March 14th, 2008
Would you like fries with that?
Posted at 3:13pm on March 14th, 2008
You want me to stick my WHAT in WHERE!?
Posted at 3:13pm on March 14th, 2008
NEW! Matrix Battery Headwear! Always want to stay in the matrix, but have no head plugs availble? No problem! With this portable device, you can go into the Matrix at any time! *Does not include 2 AA Batteries
Surgeon General's Warning - May cause dizzyness, headache, paranoia, nosebleeds, AIDs, Cancer, vomiting, Sterility, loss of hearing, coughing, sweating, and the need to play FFR :)
Posted at 3:11pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert tab A into slot B.
Posted at 3:10pm on March 14th, 2008
automated F**king-pwn jack, plug into computer and watch it pwn
Posted at 3:09pm on March 14th, 2008
the reason i failed technology skool TT__TT
Posted at 3:08pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ Life Support
"Lose the power cord..good luck finding another."
Posted at 3:07pm on March 14th, 2008
this is smarterchild
Posted at 3:06pm on March 14th, 2008
"What the...?! Hey who unplugged this goddamn thing again?!
This is the third komma patient that died because of your dumb "jokes". Listen, IT'S NOT FUNNY!.... It was only funny when I did it...."
Posted at 3:06pm on March 14th, 2008
insert ANY token to unlock every song in FFR
Posted at 3:05pm on March 14th, 2008
See this thing in the middle right there? Yeah well you can actually pull that out and elongate it. It's quite nifty, it is. Who would've ever thought of an automatic masturbater? (Comes in all sizes, order yours now for only 3 easy payments of five gallons of c*m!)
How To Use:
1) Pull out elongating tube to a size that fits you! Yes that's right, anything will work!
2) Turn blue knob to cycle humping speed, right for faster, left for slower.
3) Do NOT turn yellow knob UNLESS you have Gonorrhea or the like, it actually has a free built in Gonorrhea test! Yes, it's that advanced!
4) The button in the bottom left... well... Press it and the AFJ (Automatic F***ing Jiggler) will equip itself with a ready made net to catch all of that ooey gooey, unwanted white sticky stuff. No one wants that, come on. This saves from the mess!
Order for yours now!
Posted at 3:05pm on March 14th, 2008
QE7++
Posted at 3:05pm on March 14th, 2008
"You must use The Flash Key to be able to switch between such online worlds. I must warn you, though: You can only use the AFJ a total of three times.
The only way to get the Flash Key is to make a peace offering to Nestlekwik, the prophet of arcadia. After which I, The great Tasslefoot, will feel that you are worthy to hold such power!"
Posted at 3:05pm on March 14th, 2008
ooooo were suppose to make something up well in that case its the bomb from halo2 haha.
Posted at 3:05pm on March 14th, 2008
bill gates came out with his new invention, unfortunately it wasnt as catchy as his earlier ideas
Posted at 3:04pm on March 14th, 2008
Bar of soap holder.
Posted at 3:04pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert Synthlight Token to ban.
Rofl. XD
Posted at 3:04pm on March 14th, 2008
it the biggest soft drink machine in the whole wide world XD
Posted at 3:03pm on March 14th, 2008
My Aunt workss at a hospital this is a lifesupport system thats why there is ls on the bottom left hand corner. All the plugs are on the machine there are additional plugs that are plugged in depending on the patients needs. Uhmm i dont think theres anything else to it.
Posted at 3:03pm on March 14th, 2008
We call it "The Poop Sifter". Just plug in to go with the flow!
Posted at 3:03pm on March 14th, 2008
I NEED MORE POWER!!
Posted at 3:03pm on March 14th, 2008
this is where Star Wars happened
Posted at 3:01pm on March 14th, 2008
that middle thing is for ppl to look into and the knobs ppl put their fingers on
Posted at 3:01pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert tass for maximum capacity. Can buy tass chips at your local drug store. Walmart, Target, or Walgreens.
Posted at 3:00pm on March 14th, 2008
Lolwut. How does I use this?
Posted at 2:59pm on March 14th, 2008
See this thing in the middle right there? Yeah well you can actually pull that out and elongate it. It's quite nifty, it is. Who would've ever thought of an automatic masturbater? (Comes in all sizes, order yours now for only 3 easy payments of five gallons of c*m!)
Posted at 2:58pm on March 14th, 2008
this is where babies are made
Posted at 2:58pm on March 14th, 2008
FFR Server.
Posted at 2:57pm on March 14th, 2008
Red Alert, Red Alert. We have an emergency.
Posted at 2:57pm on March 14th, 2008
this is bloodgulch from Halo
Posted at 2:56pm on March 14th, 2008
New! Florida "never-fail" voting machine! Turn the blue knob, press the yellow button three times, then, insert fist into opening to confirm vote for the candidate of your choice!*
*Optional "Magic 8-ball" not included with this model.
Posted at 2:56pm on March 14th, 2008
This gaming system once belonged to Chuck Norris, it was never released because Chuck Round-House Kicked the beta model.
Posted at 2:56pm on March 14th, 2008
Who needs macintosh =D
Posted at 2:55pm on March 14th, 2008
sophisticated bath for mice
Posted at 2:54pm on March 14th, 2008
Welcome to the internet.
I'll be your guide.
Posted at 2:53pm on March 14th, 2008
it is a real life robot
Posted at 2:52pm on March 14th, 2008
this is what gangstas use to keep the beat with rap music
Posted at 2:51pm on March 14th, 2008
it's a gamecube 2. next gen gamecube comes with knobs and other stuff to do
Posted at 2:49pm on March 14th, 2008
Back in Synthlight's time there were was only one type of Personal Computer. It consisted of only a powersupply and a couple of knobs and three buttons that were used create the first ever rythym action game now known as KnobKnobRevolution.
Posted at 2:49pm on March 14th, 2008
this is the internet
Posted at 2:47pm on March 14th, 2008
it's tass's wife
Posted at 2:47pm on March 14th, 2008
its guitar hero's clone that came out not shaped like a guitar
Posted at 2:46pm on March 14th, 2008
check out playboys miss march centerfold. who doesn't love tri-colored knobs.
Posted at 2:45pm on March 14th, 2008
GUTSMANS ASS
Posted at 2:45pm on March 14th, 2008
its a clone of tass but with slightly more moding powers
Posted at 2:45pm on March 14th, 2008
Tastes like chicken.
Posted at 2:45pm on March 14th, 2008
does this contraption even work?
Posted at 2:42pm on March 14th, 2008
hey random machine havin fun slacking off?
Posted at 2:41pm on March 14th, 2008
I'm in Ur room, Doin Ur Homeworkz
Posted at 2:41pm on March 14th, 2008
where does the coin go i thought that was some kind of game?
Posted at 2:41pm on March 14th, 2008
with technology changing at an extraordinary pace this brand new 2008 technology allows Sega game consoles to project the same as the new xbox360 and playstation3!
Play sonic and streets of rage with that power!
Posted at 2:40pm on March 14th, 2008
You have wasted most of your life screwing around with contraptions. and now, I want to play a game. figure out a use for this device. You have 3 minutes, make your choice. Live or Die, let the games begin.
Posted at 2:39pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert 1 dollar for MORE POWAAA!
Posted at 2:39pm on March 14th, 2008
Male one of those looks at it : I would totally insert my floppy into her diskdrive.
Posted at 2:39pm on March 14th, 2008
new computer
Posted at 2:36pm on March 14th, 2008
new pokemon?
Posted at 2:36pm on March 14th, 2008
Anti defibrillator, use when you have symptoms of feeling nauseated due to side effects of BF'ing an AAA.
Posted at 2:36pm on March 14th, 2008
Wild AFJ appeared!
Quick Magikarp, use Splash attack!
Sea Air a missed!
Posted at 2:36pm on March 14th, 2008
The modern breakfast tray
Posted at 2:35pm on March 14th, 2008
(i did not mean to type that twice) this is a robot of doom
Posted at 2:35pm on March 14th, 2008
/main screen turn on
You have choices Mr. Anderson.
The Blue socket will correctly let you listen to you music.
The Yellow socket will change that way your course of life.
The decision is yours. Make haste.
Posted at 2:34pm on March 14th, 2008
The only device worth less then a playstation 3 with similiar playability.
Posted at 2:34pm on March 14th, 2008
insert contraption here
Posted at 2:34pm on March 14th, 2008
insert contraption here
Posted at 2:34pm on March 14th, 2008
New handheld Wii! Now in gray, with more confusing letters, L,S,A,F, and J! All located in a mere 3 buttons! How is this possible, you ask? ...ancient chinese secret... :D
Posted at 2:33pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ= Average FFR Jambreaker
Posted at 2:33pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert here.
Posted at 2:33pm on March 14th, 2008
this is most certainly a hidden gun in Halo games nobody ever found it only uber cheaters/hackers founds thats how 1337 it is
Posted at 2:31pm on March 14th, 2008
"my socket fat doesn't show too much in this does it darling?"
Posted at 2:31pm on March 14th, 2008
welcome to mcdonalds, how may i help you?
Posted at 2:30pm on March 14th, 2008
Anal Fluid Juicer. Do not use, unless extremely necessary...
Posted at 2:30pm on March 14th, 2008
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's an AFJ Line Impedance Stabilization Network!
Posted at 2:29pm on March 14th, 2008
cell phone computer chip definately!
Posted at 2:29pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert dignity and pride into slot and press the green button to continue
Posted at 2:28pm on March 14th, 2008
New george foreman grill! so lean it just gives you a picture of beef!
Posted at 2:28pm on March 14th, 2008
I WANT TO USE THIS SO BAD!!! BUT THE DAMN DO NOT USE STICKER IS THERE. Hmmm, mabey if I peel it off. Ok lets turn all the knobs. *Siren goes off* WARNING " NUCLEAR BOMB ACTIVATED, LAUNCH SEQUENCE CONUNT DOWN IN 5 , 4 , 3 ,2 ,1. RUN!!!
That is dumb.
Posted at 2:27pm on March 14th, 2008
this thing could come in handy scientists have used it before it is used for experiments
Posted at 2:26pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ: Anal Flatulence Jamming machines for the 20th Century. Luxury model, with attachments for all of your excretory regulation needs!
Posted at 2:26pm on March 14th, 2008
I would tottaly insert my floppy into her diskdrive.
Posted at 2:26pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ: the only company providing you with quality "Do Not Use" yellow sticker devices since 1987.
Posted at 2:25pm on March 14th, 2008
IT'S PLASTIC!
Posted at 2:25pm on March 14th, 2008
if this was 10x smaller it would be the new style of mp3 player
Posted at 2:24pm on March 14th, 2008
CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!
WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
THE THINGY-MA-JIGGA IS UNPLUGGED!
Sir, Plug it back in so that I can listen to my darn music!
Posted at 2:23pm on March 14th, 2008
new video game console for sale
Posted at 2:22pm on March 14th, 2008
It's the turn on of the century. Come on down and get your Orgasm of Doom. Forever be enslaved to this machine wired for sex.
Posted at 2:21pm on March 14th, 2008
this is a great new invention for x-rays and car batteries and cup holders
Posted at 2:21pm on March 14th, 2008
Push button for GREEN LIGHT!
Posted at 2:20pm on March 14th, 2008
a hat for a penguin
Posted at 2:19pm on March 14th, 2008
Dr. Kevorkian is back...dun dun dun!!!!
Posted at 2:19pm on March 14th, 2008
ffr database
Posted at 2:19pm on March 14th, 2008
be careful what u wish for u might get the weirdest THING in the world which is a cup holder and a car battery at the same time
Posted at 2:18pm on March 14th, 2008
The only thing smarter than a toaster...
Posted at 2:18pm on March 14th, 2008
the secret government eggo project.
Posted at 2:18pm on March 14th, 2008
In Soviet Russia, machines depend on you!
Posted at 2:17pm on March 14th, 2008
WOW... Who thought radios still existed?
Posted at 2:17pm on March 14th, 2008
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Posted at 2:16pm on March 14th, 2008
(*circle the yellow sticker*) Even outdated electronics have feelings too!
Posted at 2:16pm on March 14th, 2008
its a microwave :D
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
3/0
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
You call it a machine, I call it Free Food!
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
*Plays the Hot Poket Jingle*
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
it blows u to pwnage and makes king leonidas (yes spartans again) kick u down the pit of death from 300
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
Everyone loves Hot Socket's!
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
Domo-kun 2.0 the video game
Posted at 2:15pm on March 14th, 2008
Press button once if Democratic, Press button twice if republican, Press butting three times if your George Bush, heh, push (1) push (2) push (3) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
Posted at 2:14pm on March 14th, 2008
Where do you put the syrup?
Posted at 2:13pm on March 14th, 2008
I would totally insert my floppy into her diskdrive.
Posted at 2:13pm on March 14th, 2008
This is called a blowbot :)
Posted at 2:12pm on March 14th, 2008
push button, recieve alcohol
Posted at 2:11pm on March 14th, 2008
Push button, receive pleasure
Posted at 2:08pm on March 14th, 2008
*gas
Posted at 2:08pm on March 14th, 2008
radio/car battery/cup holder/engine/gas tank
Posted at 2:08pm on March 14th, 2008
This maching is the only machine that can blow up Tass!
Posted at 2:08pm on March 14th, 2008
"PROOF THAT TASS ACTUALLY LIVES ON A SPACESHIP!"
Posted at 2:07pm on March 14th, 2008
"ive got a socket for your plug ;)"
Posted at 2:06pm on March 14th, 2008
Line Impedance Stabilization Networks: Confusing FFR since 2008.
Posted at 2:06pm on March 14th, 2008
can i keep this? whatever it is? omg? too many questions? its cupholder will destroy lol
Posted at 2:06pm on March 14th, 2008
lol nevermind
Posted at 2:06pm on March 14th, 2008
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Posted at 2:06pm on March 14th, 2008
lol, that was supposed to say :"What's This knob do?" BSZZJSGFVDUASFDOU!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:05pm on March 14th, 2008
Im pretty sure customstuff doesnt know what this.
Posted at 2:05pm on March 14th, 2008
The night when nestlekwik got drunk and unplugged Tass's computer while working on widgets.
Posted at 2:05pm on March 14th, 2008
"What's this know do?" BBZBZBZBZBZSUDCSUYGFYIAGC!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:05pm on March 14th, 2008
awww...i was going to get you one of these for your b-day, but apparently you already found one :(
Posted at 2:03pm on March 14th, 2008
Its edisons failed attempt at a time machine.
Posted at 2:02pm on March 14th, 2008
uber pwnage machine of craziness that a true spartan has created
Posted at 2:01pm on March 14th, 2008
The machine that Tass hides his widgets in.
Posted at 2:01pm on March 14th, 2008
"Attention staff, there will be pie served in the break room today"
Posted at 1:59pm on March 14th, 2008
"Do not sex to this!"
Posted at 1:58pm on March 14th, 2008
Lazer Chargin' Station
For your convenience...
Posted at 1:55pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert coin for MAXIMUM POWER!
Posted at 1:54pm on March 14th, 2008
TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH!
Posted at 1:54pm on March 14th, 2008
The messed up server Synthlight pee'd on and blaimed the maintenance for the malfunction.
Posted at 1:52pm on March 14th, 2008
its a device that can cause you to lose reality, like drugs
Posted at 1:51pm on March 14th, 2008
Get more power out of your computer!
Posted at 1:49pm on March 14th, 2008
No need for a girlfriend! This has super suction and even has handles! Comes in 3 different colors! All for a payment of $29.99 a month! But wait! There's more! Call now and recieve an extension cord, FREE!! Yes, free! And just when you think we couldn't give more, if you order within 10 minutes, we will also include a monitor! This is the best deal for the best machine out there! Satisfaction Guarinteed! If you do not like this product and/or it is disfunctional, just send it back and recieve your money back!
Posted at 1:49pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert funny caption here.
Posted at 1:46pm on March 14th, 2008
electricity 2.0
Posted at 1:45pm on March 14th, 2008
"SUPER ALKALINE BATTERY!! SERIOUSLY, NOW THE BUNNY CAN FINALLY JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING!"
Posted at 1:44pm on March 14th, 2008
if you lick the blue knob, you'll slip into an alternate reality. the yellow one? how the hell should i know?
Posted at 1:44pm on March 14th, 2008
Brick 2.0
Posted at 1:44pm on March 14th, 2008
In Russia, Outlet PLUGS YOU!
Posted at 1:41pm on March 14th, 2008
"Theodore, come quick! I've invented a device to which it is impossible to append a decent caption!"
Posted at 1:39pm on March 14th, 2008
Lypo Suction ^^^^^^^^^ A Free Job ^^^^^^^
Posted at 1:38pm on March 14th, 2008
A Plug: What the f*** does it do?
Posted at 1:37pm on March 14th, 2008
Where my Wii go?
Posted at 1:37pm on March 14th, 2008
Electro-cup 5000, Ultimate Protection.
Posted at 1:35pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert 4 coins for boobies.
Posted at 1:32pm on March 14th, 2008
Insert penis here, and press button for immediate suction.
Posted at 1:30pm on March 14th, 2008
The backpack of the future!
complete with internet connection.
(its still under construction hence the do not use)
Posted at 1:30pm on March 14th, 2008
no, YOU handle this, you electronic iece of crap, I've got my own issues to deal with!
Posted at 1:30pm on March 14th, 2008
it looks like that scene from the fifth element with bruce willis with the element around him only here there is a little baby socket with arms legs and genitalia
Posted at 1:30pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ... Africans F**king Jar
LS... Lubricating Self
^_-
Posted at 1:28pm on March 14th, 2008
oh, I know, I know! it's a "take over the internet and put FFR EVERYWHERE!". (Caution: do not use with alcohol, or when you're in Tokyo)
Posted at 1:25pm on March 14th, 2008
Ohai Synthlight.
Posted at 1:21pm on March 14th, 2008
DO NOT USE
Posted at 1:20pm on March 14th, 2008
Robotic Goatse.
B&
Posted at 1:18pm on March 14th, 2008
"The true face of the FFR Server 'upgrade'".
Posted at 1:16pm on March 14th, 2008
Quick get those elctric panel thingies doctor!
Posted at 1:16pm on March 14th, 2008
Clearly you have it sideways; it's a cup holder.
Posted at 1:16pm on March 14th, 2008
the do not use really throws it off
Posted at 1:14pm on March 14th, 2008
A NEW SEX TOYS
FOR ROBOTS?????
IN THE MIDDLE THATS
WHERE ROBOTS CAN PLUG IN......
Posted at 1:11pm on March 14th, 2008
hAHa i dont know what that thing is either, but if it was in my possession it would have to be throwin at a bus. Along with my old mac computer :D
My Caption.
Posted at 1:11pm on March 14th, 2008
Phoenix Down Dispenser - Insert 25c.
Posted at 1:10pm on March 14th, 2008
New issue of playboy. In this issue, "push my buttons".
Posted at 1:10pm on March 14th, 2008
What do I look like, a radio?
Posted at 1:08pm on March 14th, 2008
Its so easy a caveman can do it
Posted at 1:07pm on March 14th, 2008
Twist my knobs and plug in.
Posted at 1:07pm on March 14th, 2008
~plug it in, plug it in~
Posted at 1:07pm on March 14th, 2008
No Tass, Penis not go here.
Posted at 1:06pm on March 14th, 2008
this doohickey allows even the stupidest retard to take over teh worldz!
Posted at 1:05pm on March 14th, 2008
So thats what Mr. Rubix brain looks like.
(Failed effort, best I could come up with going out the door)
Posted at 1:00pm on March 14th, 2008
wats a this