so I'm going to be in a shitty mood for a while. nothing personal against anyone. if you care to know the whole story, speak to me personally.

punctuated equilibrium was a theory that came after darwin that made sense of evolution. changes in species tend to happen rapidly as one specific mutation makes one group of a specie dominant over the older group.

the same holds true for ffr skill. today i had 8 new AAA's (should be 9 goddamn booflag on save me -_-'). I got burnout, red dress, for who i am, salad for your tuesday, policy in the sky, alpha helix, life goes on, and breaking the common - tonight. yeesh.

EDIT: I also fc'd zelda for the first time tonight lol. my avg rank went down from like 2050 to 2007 just today. :D

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Awesome idea:
We’ll get a team of our best from the lit forums to write a stunning musical. The audience will be shocked at the end of the first act as Tass loses the ability to control the banhammer and thousands of innocents are slaughtered. They’ll be delighted by the epic dance number where Jason tangos with server updates. And they will be in tears at the finale when Synth returns to the heavens from whence he came to once again rule on high and leaves us all behind. I can’t wait. This is going to rule.